Under Aunt Liu's strong request, Gu Chen still left his phone number in exchange for Aunt Liu's change of view on the police.
And it was only after Aunt Liu succeeded that she left with satisfaction.
Ding Junsheng on the side couldn't stop laughing, and he also put his arm around Gu Chen's shoulders and said, "Cousin, my cousin's eyes have been opened today."
Gu Chen's head shrank back: "What should I say?"
"That's it..." Ding Junsheng was about to speak, but suddenly stopped when he reached his mouth.
He hurriedly ran all the way to the door. After making sure that Aunt Liu had completely left, he slammed the iron door of the yard, leaned directly against the iron door, and said with a smile: "This old witch can usually argue with her.
This counts for every round.”
Ding Junsheng couldn't help but give a thumbs up...
"So?" Gu Chen asked him.
"So? So you are this."
After saying this, Ding Junsheng gave a thumbs up with both hands, then raised his butt, and directly used the rebound force to launch himself in front of Gu Chen, punched Gu Chen on the chest, and said with a smile:
"As for you, I can see that your charm in school still continues to this day."
"As for this old witch, as you heard just now, your cousin has been her neighbor for many years, right? She is the unlucky child of the Ding family who talks a lot."
"I am not unlucky. I have no regrets in my youth. I am still a winner in life."
"puff!"
Hearing his cousin complaining about injustice, Gu Chen couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Speaking of my cousin, how deep is the grievance between you and Aunt Liu? It's not like you used stones to smash the windows of her house, right?"
"That's not true." Ding Junsheng waved his hands quickly and explained: "She is such an old witch. Among the children in our community, who doesn't hide when they see her? Anyone who dares to approach her house is a god."
"But then again, things have changed. Back then, this old witch was used to being overbearing and she was considered a tyrant in the local area. Now she is reduced to being bullied by thieves. Haha, it's very cool to think about it, isn't it?"
Thinking about Aunt Liu's complaint just now, Ding Junsheng not only had no sympathy, but felt that these thieves were doing justice to God.
Thinking of the scene when Aunt Liu was chasing him all over the street with a broom, Ding Junsheng felt relieved.
"Cousin, is this how you realize it?" Gu Chen raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but tease: "Your cousin and I are the police, and you actually sided with the thief?"
"It's different, it's different." Ding Junsheng patted Gu Chen on the shoulder and said, "As the saying goes, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Although I also hate thieves, I still feel very happy when I see the old witch being unlucky.
,Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose……"
Thinking of this, Ding Junsheng couldn't help laughing again.
…
…
The next morning, Gu Chen came to Furong Branch early.
Due to the shift change yesterday, Gu Chen specially brought some snacks from home to distribute to everyone after returning home.
Seeing that there were not many people in the three groups of offices at the moment, Gu Chen simply placed snacks on everyone's desks.
When they were done, Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha happened to walk in holding hands.
Seeing Gu Chen, Lu Weiwei couldn't wait to ask him: "Junior brother Gu, by the way, did your cousin go to your house for dinner yesterday?"
"Yes, my cousin's house was not cleaned, so he stayed in my room temporarily, maybe for a few days." Gu Chen said with a smile.
"Eh? Are these snacks from Brother Gu's house?" Yuan Shasha came to her seat and also found a surprise.
Gu Chen nodded with a smile and said, "Everyone helped me ask for leave yesterday, so I brought some snacks for everyone, all of which have flavors that everyone likes."
"I'm very satisfied if there are walnuts that have been pinched by the door." Lu Weiwei picked up a walnut and threw it away. She caught it instantly and said with a smile, "I like to eat snacks from Junior Brother Gu's house the most."
Yuan Shasha also looked at Lu Weiwei, and couldn't help but be stunned, and asked her blankly: "Speaking of Senior Sister Lu, what is the 'walnut pinched by the door' that you often mention? It seems that Senior Brother Wang, Senior Brother Ding and He
Senior brothers and the others also mention it often."
"This..." Lu Weiwei didn't expect that Yuan Shasha would be so serious. She couldn't help laughing and said lightly: "This starts with an interview with Director Zhao, but those are all in the past tense, let's not mention it.
That’s fine.”
"You just need to remember that eating walnuts from Junior Brother Gu's house will definitely replenish your brain. This is the consensus of all the old comrades in our three groups, understand?"
Yuan Shasha was stunned...
Although she didn't understand what Lu Weiwei was talking about, she felt very powerful and didn't dare to refute any more. She could only nod her head like a chicken pecking at rice: "Okay... I seem to understand."
When Yuan Shasha finished speaking, He Junchao walked in with a sad face.
He didn't say hello to anyone, he just treated everyone as if they were nothing and walked back to his seat minding his own business.
Lu Weiwei raised her eyebrows, tore off a piece of note paper in an instant, balled it up and hit He Junchao's head accurately.
Lu Weiwei had practiced this move accurately many times and never failed.
"I said He Junchao, do you think we are nothing? You didn't even say hello when you came in. What's wrong? Did you step on dog poop when you went out?"
"It's almost the same." He Junchao glanced at Lu Weiwei and quickly looked away.
"Huh?" Lu Weiwei's eyes were stunned, and she also discovered something fishy.
So he moved like a rabbit, quickly got up and walked around in front of He Junchao, burst out laughing and said: "Ouch, why is there a bruise at the corner of your eyebrow? You said you were peeping at a girl taking a bath and got beaten, right?"
"You just peeked at someone taking a bath?" He Junchao retorted directly, and said angrily: "I just think, I must be in Mercury retrograde period recently, otherwise why would I be so unlucky?"
"Senior Brother He, is Mercury retrograde?" Gu Chen also asked him out of curiosity.
"Isn't it?" He Junchao glanced at the crowd and said helplessly: "I just changed my phone case to one with rivets yesterday, but I was lying down playing with my phone at night. My hand didn't catch it, and it hit my face. The rivet hit my eyebrow bone directly. Then
Tell me it hurts."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
There was a burst of laughter in the office, and Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha didn't care about being reserved and laughed directly.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! At this time, Officer Wang and Officer Ding also walked into the office one after another.
Seeing that Lu Weiwei was not laughing in front of He Junchao, Officer Wang couldn't help but asked curiously: "I said Lu Weiwei, are you bullying He Junchao again?"
"I bullied him? Did He Junchao still use me to bully him? I bullied myself." Lu Weiwei said with a smile.
Officer Ding raised his eyebrows and asked weakly: "By the way, what's going on with Xiao He?"
"Mercury is retrograde, maybe things haven't been going well lately." Gu Chen said.
"Oh, that's true." Thinking of the Mercury retrograde period, Officer Ding couldn't help but raise his eyes and nodded silently.
After all, I had some faith in Tarot constellations, so I curiously asked He Junchao: "Since Xiao He is experiencing Mercury retrograde, he has been honest recently to avoid biting his tongue when eating.
"
"Um?!"
Hearing what Officer Ding said, He Junchao immediately turned around and asked, "Old Ding, how did you know that I bit my tongue while eating breakfast? Take a look."
In order to express his pity, He Junchao stuck out his tongue and said innocently: "It's just the tragedy that just happened this morning."
"And not just today, since yesterday, I have discovered that I am not good at anything, and I am the worst at it."
"I took the bus home from get off work. I fell asleep on the bus and hit my head on the glass. This bag is still there."
"Also, when I got out of the car, I jumped out of the car door, tripped my left foot and fell over right."
"Really... is it really so evil?" Lu Weiwei felt as if she was listening to a horror story, and she also blinked and stared at He Junchao.
"Is this false? If I had known that I had entered the Mercury retrograde period since yesterday, I would have been careful at all times."
"That's okay, at least you are still a little transparent." Officer Wang curled his lips and said involuntarily: "At least no one knows you on the road, right? If we knew you were a policeman, wouldn't our police force be embarrassed?"
"Hahahaha!" Lu Weiwei laughed so much that her stomach hurt, and she quickly covered her abdomen.
He Junchao said with a despairing look: "That's not the end yet. I returned home cautiously, always looking left and right, for fear that some unlucky child would throw an object from a high altitude, and then I would be doomed."
"In the end, I cautiously arrived at the stairs of the unit, but suddenly stepped on the stairs and fell down. After all, I still didn't escape the disaster."
"Hiss!" Hearing this, Yuan Shasha couldn't help but take a breath and asked: "Speaking of Senior Brother He, how much virtue have you accumulated in daily life? Speaking of such unfortunate things... are there really so many?"
"Isn't it? It's so unlucky." He Junchao felt that he was an outcast of human beings. He straightened his body and said to everyone: "From now on, I feel that I am an extraordinary person. When I check my mobile phone
Only then did I realize that, indeed, I have Mercury retrograde."
"This is incredible. How many people did you offend in your previous life to have such bad luck in this life?" Officer Wang felt that this matter was quite mysterious.
It seems that all the lucky things have been missed by He Junchao.
If this period is He Junchao's Mercury retrograde period, then how to calculate it before? This young man seems to have not been very lucky.
Lu Weiwei was a curious person, so she quickly poked He Junchao on the shoulder and asked: "What happens after that? There won't be any weird things happening in the future, right?"
"After?" After He Junchao tried hard to think about it, he suddenly slapped his thigh and said: "Yes!"
"So unlucky?" Gu Chen also felt incredible.
He Junchao smiled bitterly and said: "There are so many unfortunate things, I almost forgot about them."
"Later, I took a hot shower and changed clothes, but when I zipped my clothes, I pinched my own flesh."
"I came to the dining table wearing sandals, but accidentally, my little toe hit the corner of the table and it hurt a lot."
"The most unbelievable thing is that after I had finished serving the rice, I rocked in my chair and fell down. I was so scared that I cried."
"Pfft hahaha..."
Lu Weiwei was all smiles.
The entire three-group office was laughing so hard that they couldn't stop.
"I...I said He Junchao, are you going to laugh me to death?" Officer Wang couldn't stop laughing, and complained while holding his stomach: "If you are really so miserable, then I suggest you stay at home on vacation to avoid disaster.
It’s a calamity.”
"Hehe, I also think that Senior Brother He is not suitable for work recently. Although we cannot be superstitious, we must respect things like gods." Yuan Shasha also said.
Lu Weiwei waved her hands and said sweetly: "He just doesn't have a good character at ordinary times. He likes to gossip behind others and asks around the world. Who in our Furong branch has not been ridiculed by He Junchao? This is retribution, right?
?”
"Nonsense, you can only think of me as a younger brother in front of Lao Wang, right? Then why is Lao Wang okay?" He Junchao also refused to admit it.
Officer Wang was suddenly mentioned, and he quickly drew a line and said: "Don't mention me, I didn't say anything. I'm not very good at Mercury retrograde. The main reason is that you, He Junchao, are used to being rough. Please change your living habits."
, then this kind of thing won’t happen.”
After looking at Gu Chen, Officer Wang added: "Look at Gu Chen again. When he first came to the third group, he was considered a newbie among the newcomers, right?"
"Logically speaking, the newcomers who have just joined our third group are quite unlucky, but look at Gu Chen, has he ever been unlucky?"
"Among all the trainee police officers in the same period, which one is not unlucky? But Gu Chen has a smooth journey."
Glancing at the loveless He Junchao, Officer Wang also said in a warning tone: "So, don't blame Mercury retrograde for your bad luck. My fate is up to me."
"Haha." He Junsheng also laughed dryly, clasped his hands and said: "Thank you for your kind words. I hope it's just me who is not careful. If there is no accident today, I will believe you. We'll see.
Bar."
Looking back at the table, He Junsheng was stunned for a moment, and asked weakly: "Oh, by the way, who put these snacks? You were so unlucky just now that you didn't even remember to mention this?"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "It's definitely not from some little policewoman who admires you." Lu Weiwei glanced in the direction of Gu Chen and said, "Junior Brother Gu came from the supermarket at home.
I brought some walnuts that were pinched by the door, they should be good for your brain if you eat them."
"Pfft!" Yuan Shasha on the side didn't dare to laugh out loud, so she could only hold back her laughter.
He Junchao nodded dullly, then saluted Gu Chen and waved his hand: "Thank you, brother."
"You're welcome, that's right." Gu Chen said with a smile.
Yuan Shasha suddenly stood up, poked Gu Chen's back with her index finger, and asked him softly: "Hey, senior brother Gu, your cousin should be here to do something when he returns to Jiangnan City this time, right?"
"Yes, an old house was sold for several million. I came here this time to deal with the contract." Gu Chen turned around and said.
"How many millions?" Officer Wang was frightened for a moment. He was stunned for a moment, and then turned around and asked: "Speaking of Gu Chen, is your cousin's house so valuable? Where will you live after you sell it?"
"It doesn't matter. What we are selling this time is an old house with a single courtyard on Xingfu Road. It is difficult to sell. His family also has two houses of more than 100 square meters in other parts of the city." Gu Chen said.
Officer Wang was dumbfounded for a moment, and finally understood the saying that people are more irritating than others.
Did Gu Chen’s family take advantage of the joint authorship?
So luck is related to something related?
Officer Wang couldn't understand why he lost.
He also shook his head and said with emotion: "It's good to have a rich relative here. By the way, did you take your cousin back to his house directly yesterday, or to your own house?"
"First we went to the old house on Xingfu Road. The yard needs to be cleaned, otherwise it will be easy for the buyer to bargain." Gu Chen said.
Officer Ding thought thoughtfully and said: "You mentioned the old house over there. I know a little bit about it. It's in a good location, but the house is a bit older. But it's considered an authentic school district house. Four to five million should be able to get it."
Sell it?"
"It should be about 4 million, and the agency may charge 4 points." Gu Chen said.
When Officer Ding heard this, his previous calmness suddenly disappeared: "Fuck 4 million? I thought it was priceless before, but I didn't expect it to be sold for 4 million? Is this old house so valuable?"
"Almost, I think it's good to sell it. Anyway, my cousin's family doesn't go there often, so it's empty." Gu Chen picked up the folder and started to look through the previous documents.
Officer Wang immediately approached Gu Chen and asked him flatteringly: "By the way, Gu Chen, you are helping your cousin, and your cousin lives in your house. By the way, after getting these millions, will your family be better?"
Have a share?"
"Probably not?" Gu Chen also smiled and said: "We are all relatives, so it is normal to live in my house. After all, my cousin's house was not cleaned. I just helped him sweep the yard yesterday."
"Besides, my family is not short of money. My cousin can treat us to a few big meals at most."
"Yes, your cousin said yesterday that he would treat us to a big dinner." Lu Weiwei suddenly clenched her hands in front of her chest and said expectantly: "It seems that Junior Brother Gu's cousin should have noticed yesterday.
I wonder if I will be on the list of people inviting you to dinner?"
"I should be able to." Gu Chen smiled and suddenly remembered something, so he quickly added: "Oh, by the way, the public security around my cousin's old house seems to be poor. Because it is an old community, it is a surveillance blind spot. Listen,
An old lady said that thieves often visit."
"It's normal. Just let the police station over there handle it." Officer Wang said.
Gu Chen smiled and shook his head and said: "The key point is that this old lady seems to have special opinions on our police. She has a very bad temper. She doesn't seem to trust us."
"Furthermore, according to her own story, her home seems to have been frequently robbed, and she has never been found after reporting the crime, so she is very resentful."
"In addition to personality reasons, my wife ran away with someone in her early years. She has lived alone for so many years. People around her don't interact with her very much. She feels very lonely and pitiful."
"Haha, don't you understand this?" Police Officer Wang also laughed dryly and said thoughtfully: "Poor people must be hateful. If they are not popular, it must be their own fault. There is nothing wrong with that."
"However, she seemed to only have problems with other police officers and not with me. She even left my phone number and said she could call me if she has any questions in the future." Gu Chen said.
"Looking for...looking for you?" When Lu Weiwei heard this, she felt why this old lady felt so weird, so she asked again: "Then she is so unpopular, what is the use of looking for you? You are irresponsible for the community."
"Maybe the old lady has fallen in love with Gu Chen." He Junchao, who has always been unlucky, couldn't help but joked: "Look, with Gu Chen's looks and figure, you can't say he's a killer of women, right?"
"Look at this old lady again. She is so young and has lived alone in an impersonal old community for decades. Lonely, right? Lonely, right? At this time, wouldn't the impression Gu Chen made on her shine? What about Xiaolu...
"
"Bumping?" When Lu Weiwei heard this, she also laughed and said: "Pull you down, He Junchao, I think you are evil. What does an old lady mean to Junior Brother Gu? How about a little deer bumping into you?"
"Let me tell you, this kind of old lady who has experienced the warmth and coldness of human relationships was once bumped into by a deer. Maybe she is killed now, right?"
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