777, Do you curse people for not being able to eat four dishes?
"Taught by Gu Chen?" Officer Wang was stunned, and couldn't help blinking: "Then this makes sense, otherwise Lu Weiwei's IQ suddenly increased so quickly, it would be unreasonable."
"Haha, Senior Brother Wang, what you said seems like Senior Sister Lu is bad." Yuan Shasha was leaning towards Lu Weiwei, pointing at Lu Weiwei and said: "Look at how effective Senior Sister Lu's propaganda is, and many young brothers are listening.
Where is her promotion?"
"Are they listening to her propaganda?" Officer Wang glanced at Yuan Shasha and couldn't help but laugh out loud: "They are coveting her body. When you look at those people's eyes, are they listening to her propaganda? Are they looking at Lu Weiwei's figure?
."
"Senior Brother Wang, you don't need to be so direct." Yuan Shasha felt that Officer Wang had become dirty and suddenly started driving.
"What are you talking about?"
Seeing that Officer Wang and Yuan Shasha were chatting animatedly, Gu Chen came over holding a leaflet.
"Nothing, we were talking about Lu Weiwei's stand-up comedy. You, Gu Chen, taught it, right?" Officer Wang asked knowingly.
Gu Chen smiled calmly: "Senior Sister Lu asked me how to promote it earlier. I just wrote something casually and asked her to memorize it. Such easy-to-understand words will make it easier for people to remember clearly."
"That's right." Officer Wang glanced at Yuan Shasha beside him, took the flyer from Gu Chen and handed it to her: "Xiao Yuan, you go and distribute the flyers too. Just say whatever Lu Weiwei says. Don't just stand there stupidly.
."
Seeing that Lu Weiwei’s publicity was effective, everyone began to introduce anti-fraud techniques to passers-by. Through stand-up comedy and leaflets, many passers-by were very happy to listen.
The happiest person was the middle-aged woman selling milk tea. I couldn’t be too happy.
With Lu Weiwei here shouting anti-fraud propaganda, her business is getting better and better.
6:30pm.
Our publicity work will also come to an end, and the leaflets have almost been distributed.
Gu Chen took a broom from the police car, briefly cleaned up the garbage scattered on the ground around him, and prepared to go home.
The middle-aged woman on the side said with a smile: "Hey, you policemen set up a stall and still give us three packets in front of the door."
"Since we have set up a stall here, we also have the responsibility to keep the surrounding area clean and reduce the burden on the sanitation workers." Gu Chen said while sweeping.
"Haha." After hearing Gu Chen's remarks, the middle-aged woman couldn't help but laugh and said: "If everyone could be as conscious as your Furong branch police, many netizens wouldn't say that we engage in street stall economy and make the surroundings a mess.
, it seems you still have to be conscious.”
Just as the middle-aged woman was communicating with Gu Chen, on the road not far away, a middle-aged man driving a white Land Rover was chatting with a tall and thin passerby.
The Land Rover driver was a strong man, pointing at passers-by and swearing.
The tall and thin passerby was not to be outdone, and the two exchanged words back and forth.
"Let me ask you, why don't you walk on the sidewalk when you have it?" The Land Rover driver seemed very angry.
The tall, thin passerby curled his lips and said, "Why do you think that is?"
"Because you're not good enough." The driver of the Land Rover said involuntarily, waving his fingers.
The tall and thin passerby grinned: "Haha, you are walking alone, you are walking alone, why don't you bump into me?"
"Brother, if you have been studying for a few years, you will never talk like this." The driver of the Land Rover looked at the passerby up and down, and then said:
"What happened if I hit you? If I hit you, the insurance company would pay me, and you would have to go to the hospital to lie down on your own. Do you know that?"
"There is a sidewalk next to it and if you don't walk on it, you have to hang around in front of my car."
"When I play the horn, you scold me. When I play the speaker, you scold me. You have a strong sense of rhythm. Are you shouting with me?"
"Do you dare to hit me? If you hit me, I will blackmail you to death." The tall and thin passerby seemed to be very angry, and responded directly with his nostrils in the sky.
The driver of the Land Rover snorted coldly, shook his fingers and said contemptuously:
"I'm telling you, I'm just a little older. When you and I were young, believe it or not, I put my foot on the accelerator and I set the front of my car for you, and I turned you into a Rolls-Royce statuette. Can you believe it?
?”
Seeing that the tall and thin passerby's aura was suppressed, the Land Rover driver said again: "It's just like you, I tell you, sooner or later you will meet a female driver, look at you like this, you won't be able to eat four dishes in your life
."
"What's going on?" Seeing the two chattering on the roadside, causing a large number of pedestrians to gather, Gu Chen quickly stepped forward to understand the situation.
"Hey, Comrade Police, you came just in time." Seeing Gu Chen in uniform walking forward, the driver of the Land Rover quickly opened the door and got out and said, "This guy doesn't walk on the sidewalk and wanders around on the road. I almost bumped into him.
Right on."
"But this guy is being reasonable. He stopped my car and said that I don't have a good eye when driving. It's up to you to judge. What the hell is this?"
"It's obvious that you're driving too fast, so you're still relying on me?" Seeing the Land Rover driver arguing with Gu Chen, a tall and thin passerby said, not to be outdone, "The road is so wide, but you have to drive towards me. I walk slowly."
Are you still honking at me?"
Looking up and down at the driver of the Land Rover who was obviously much stronger than him, the tall and thin man showed no sign of weakness: "It's amazing to drive a broken car. What's wrong with me not walking on the sidewalk? I'm only a few meters away from the sidewalk, so why not walk on the sidewalk?"
Aren’t they the same? Honking the horn at me, you’re so annoying?”
"Hey." Seeing the tall and thin passerby, he simply didn't give himself any face. The strong Land Rover driver immediately rolled up his sleeves and started arguing with the tall and thin passerby.
The tall and thin passerby was also a little scared. He quickly walked to Gu Chen and warned: "What are you doing? How dare you beat people when the police are here? I think you must be arrogant."
Turning to look at Gu Chen, the tall and thin man said again: "Comrade policeman, you have also seen that this guy is used to having a bad temper. I suspect he has road rage disorder, so he is still driving on the road? I have been in trouble for eight lifetimes when I met you.
mold."
"Hey, what did you say? With your small body, when I was young, I had to twist your head off."
The driver of the Land Rover spoke without breath, and looked contemptuous of the tall and thin passerby in front of him.
"Okay." When Gu Chen saw this, he couldn't help but said: "To be fair, you two are too powerful."
"It was originally a matter of courtesy. Is it necessary for you to make it so complicated? Isn't this unfair?"
"That's right." Lu Weiwei on the side couldn't stand it any longer and stood up directly to teach: "One of you drives and the other walks. You usually walk according to the rules. Is this the case?"
Turning to look at the tall and thin passerby, Lu Weiwei pointed at him and said: "You, is it reasonable to cross the road instead of walking on the sidewalk? Many puppies nowadays can read the traffic lights and walk on zebra crossings. Don't tell me that you are not even as good as those small animals.
?”
Seeing the tall and thin passerby lowering his head and saying nothing, Lu Weiwei struck while the iron was hot and said: "Also, what's wrong with people's vehicles honking their horns? And you still curse them? When they honk their horns, you curse them. When they press their horns, you curse them. You're really cool.
Are you cooperating? How about shouting Mai together with others?"
Seeing that Lu Weiwei was quarreling with tall and thin passers-by for a few moments, the Land Rover driver on the side suddenly became very happy and couldn't help but said: "Yeah, I've never seen such a weird person."
"And you, too." Seeing that the Land Rover driver was a little embarrassed, Lu Weiwei changed her attitude and directly pointed the finger at the Land Rover driver.
"Me...me? What's wrong with me?" The driver of the Land Rover couldn't help but asked weakly.
"Will you die if you drive slower? Will you die if you give way to pedestrians? Don't you know it's all about cars these days?" Lu Weiwei crossed her waist and turned on the education mode.
The Land Rover driver was stunned for a moment. Just as he was about to speak, Lu Weiwei shouted back.
"Why do you honk your horn when someone is walking around? Don't you know it's disrespectful? Why don't you just wait for him to pass by and then drive away? Do you have to honk your horn a few times to show that you are awesome?"
"When he scolds you, you honk the horn. When he scolds you, you honk the horn? Why don't you learn symphony if you are so cooperative with him?"
"I……"
"What am I? Did you say something wrong?" Before the Land Rover driver could finish speaking, Lu Weiwei shouted back.
"What's wrong with female drivers sooner or later? Why don't they be so intimidating? Are you being sexist or something?"
"Uh! No...it's not."
"I think you are." Lu Weiwei didn't mean to give up and asked directly: "Oh, by the way, what do you mean when you say he can't eat four dishes?"
"Well, just...he just doesn't have the life of a wife. He has three dishes and one soup, and no one can cook it for him..."
"That won't work either." Before the Land Rover driver could finish speaking, Lu Weiwei's words instantly made the Land Rover driver shrink back in fear.
"You're cursing people that they can't get a wife. Isn't that too vicious? Is there anyone who curses people like this? We're in a civilized society now. Don't say that you're cursing people that they can't get a wife."
"puff!"
Listening to Lu Weiwei beating a strong man of about 1.85 meters into silence, many passers-by laughed from ear to ear.
I thought to myself that I just listened to the little policewoman doing a stand-up comedy on the roadside to promote anti-fraud methods, and now her skills in criticizing people are also top-notch.
The two people who were arrogant and domineering just now and said they were going to fight lost their momentum in an instant. Lu Weiwei killed them instantly on the spot with her own strength, and both of them lost their temper.
"Then... what do you think we should do?" The driver of the Land Rover looked down at his watch. He seemed to be in a hurry, so he quickly asked.
"What should we do then? What should we do then?" Lu Weiwei didn't think about it for a moment. She couldn't help but look at Gu Chen beside her and asked: "Junior brother Gu, what do you think we should do?"
"Let's shake hands and reconcile. After all, cars stuck here can easily cause traffic jams," Gu Chen said.
"Yes." Lu Weiwei immediately agreed: "I don't think it's necessary to shake hands. You two should hug each other, be sincere."
"What?"
"Embrace?"
"With him?"
"I bother."
The two of them seemed reluctant to look at each other, and they turned their heads away.
"What's wrong? You're not happy yet? It means you have no remorse at all. Do you want me to take you all to the police station and let you calm down there?"
Seeing that Lu Weiwei was about to take the two of them into the police station, the driver of the Land Rover, who had something urgent to do, immediately took the lead and said softly: "Actually, it's nothing. It's just that I was in a hurry and got a little grumpy, so I honked the horn a few more times."
Looking at the tall and thin passerby, the Land Rover driver said reluctantly: "Then... I'm sorry, it was my fault just now."
"What about you?" Seeing that the Land Rover driver had expressed his stance, Lu Weiwei glanced at the tall and thin passerby beside her.
"I...I'm just like him." The tall and thin passerby seemed to be equally disdainful.
Lu Weiwei frowned slightly and said, "What do you mean the same? Speak clearly, don't be so vague."
"Just...just like him. I'm sorry. I was too impatient just now. I apologize to you."
"That's right. We can solve many things easily by being polite to each other. It doesn't have to be so complicated."
Seeing that the problem was solved, Lu Weiwei immediately clapped her hands: "Then, you two, just hug each other and show your sincerity in solving the problem."
Seeing that Lu Weiwei had spoken and wanted to leave the scene quickly, the driver of the Land Rover suddenly became reluctant and took the lead to step forward and give the tall and thin passerby an awkward hug.
The awkward expression of the tall and thin man also made many passers-by burst into laughter.
"Okay, okay, the problem has been solved. Don't gather here. Please disperse."
Seeing that Lu Weiwei handled it properly, the Land Rover driver and the tall and thin passerby also expressed their apologies.
Gu Chen, along with Officer Wang and Yuan Shasha, immediately dispersed the crowd gathered around them.
The middle-aged Land Rover driver then stepped forward and bowed to Gu Chen and others: "Thank you, comrade police. I have a dinner party, so I'll leave first. It's really troublesome for you all."
"You're welcome, drive carefully, pay for it after drinking, and don't drive drunk." Gu Chen also gave a safety reminder smoothly.
The driver of the Land Rover clasped his hands together and bowed to Gu Chen: "I'm sure, I'll pay for it after drinking. Don't worry, comrade policeman, I'm an experienced driver."
After saying goodbye to Gu Chen and others one by one, the Land Rover driver drove away from the scene.
The tall and thin passerby also exchanged a few words and disappeared into the crowd.
"The stall is closed." Gu Chen walked back to the police car and started stacking the plastic stools one on top of the other.
After Lu Weiwei put away the parasol, she couldn't help but joked: "Junior brother Gu, there is still some time, I will buy some delicious food, you guys wait for me here."
"No problem, then Senior Sister Lu, go and come back quickly." Gu Chen said.
Officer Wang looked at Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha disappearing, and couldn't help but jokingly said: "Ask her to go back quickly. That is absolutely impossible. She will never come back until she finds something delicious."
…
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The next day in the afternoon, 5 o'clock.
It's almost time to get off work.
When He Junchao was reading the local news, he was immediately attracted by a piece of local news and quickly reminded Gu Chen: "Gu Chen, Team Leader Gu, you are famous."
"What's so hot?" Gu Chen looked up and said involuntarily.
He Junchao smiled and said: "I will read this news to you, listen carefully."
"On the second day of setting up stalls, the editor learned that many stall owners closed their stalls and left, but forgot one important thing."
"I experienced the wonderful street stall life and took away the beautiful mood, but I did not take away the garbage left behind by the stalls."
"And there is a special group of 'stall owners' who not only set up stalls to promote fraud prevention expertise for free, but also conveyed it to everyone through stand-up comedy that is easy to understand."
"The most important thing is that they have also become beautiful gardeners of this city."
"According to the editor's careful observation last night, they are young, they are beautiful, and they are full of vitality."
"After setting up a stall to promote fraud prevention knowledge, they used their own cleaning tools to clean up the surrounding garbage."
"It is precisely because of their kind actions that they also attracted many stall owners around. Yesterday, the editor interviewed the cleaning aunt. Even the cleaning aunt said that there seemed to be a lot less garbage tonight, and it felt not as big as usual.
It’s the same.”
"Yes, it is precisely because of this group of people that our street stall economy is more vibrant and our lives are safer. They are the police officers from the Criminal Investigation Group Three of the Furong Branch. Let's get to know each other."
When he read this, He Junchao paused and said with a smile: "There are many sets of pictures below. It feels like they were all secretly taken from the perspective of passers-by."
"Haha, is there such a good thing?" Officer Wang heard this and hurriedly walked to He Junchao. Looking at his photo on the computer, he couldn't help but smile with relief: "Not to mention, I look quite young from the perspective of a passerby.
of."
"It feels pretty good, right, Junior Brother Gu?" Lu Weiwei was also watching the news and turned to glance at Gu Chen.
"It's okay. It seems that the effect yesterday was good and it has already aroused a response." Gu Chen nodded slightly, and then said: "By the way, we have to go to the stall today, and the logistics department will bring the leaflets over later."
Glancing at He Junchao, Gu Chen said again: "Today, Senior Brother He and Senior Brother Ding, and two other trainee colleagues from the third group will go with them."
"No problem." Officer Ding readily agreed: "I heard from Lu Weiwei that there were some very good snacks on that street yesterday, and I happened to go and try them today."
"Haha, are you, Old Ding, being led astray by Lu Weiwei?" Officer Wang glanced at him and said, "Yesterday, Lu Weiwei imitated the jingle Gu Chen wrote for her, and it worked well in publicity. You, Old Ding, must also imitate it today.
, so as not to be embarrassed when the time comes.”
"Isn't it just stand-up comedy? Today I will perform a double cross talk with He Junchao."
Glancing at He Junchao, Officer Ding said proudly: "Xiao He, tonight you are flattering me and I am teasing you, what should I say?"
"Okay, I just want to practice. If the bureau holds an event, we can perform on stage. I must agree." He Junchao was the first to agree.
Gu Chen snapped his fingers and said, "Then it's settled. It's you today, and we'll take the back seat tomorrow. After that, there won't be anything to do with our three groups."
As soon as he finished speaking, the landline phone in the office suddenly rang. Gu Chen did not hesitate, stood up directly, came to the phone, picked up the phone and asked:
"Hello, this is the Criminal Investigation Team 3 of Furong Branch. May I help you?"
"Police...comrade police, no...it's not good, it's not good." The caller was a middle-aged man who looked flustered and even slurred his speech.
Gu Chen said calmly: "Don't be impatient. If you have something to do, just tell me slowly. Can you tell me slowly?"
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