Seeing Officer Wang spitting sweet things, many singles in the third group office immediately focused their eyes, hoping to learn some tips on how to get out of singles from Comrade Wang.
In everyone's opinion, single men all have some common shortcomings.
Everyone weighs half a catty to eight ounces.
But the experienced police officer Wang is obviously qualified to preach to everyone.
When it comes to solving crimes and working, everyone hopes to be on par with Gu Chen, but when it comes to being an emotional mentor, Officer Wang still has two skills.
First of all, a happy and happy family is what everyone envies...
They all say that you should learn from those who have achieved results. If Comrade Lao Wang hadn't married a beautiful wife, he might not even have the authority to speak.
"Ahem." Officer Wang picked up the empty thermos cup and immediately poured the few drops of water on the ground.
"Understood." A male trainee police officer with an average appearance immediately took the cup attentively.
At a very fast speed, he poured a glass of water for Officer Wang at the water dispenser and handed it to him respectfully.
"Xiao Chen is still very smart, okay, I'll just chat with you casually."
Seeing that his self-esteem was satisfied, Officer Wang coughed twice and couldn't help but said: "Looking at people is like solving a crime. You have seen many men who drink, right?"
"Isn't this nonsense? Isn't it normal for men to drink?" He Junchao felt as if Comrade Lao Wang had said it but not said it.
Officer Wang glanced at him and then said with a look of disgust: "So you, He Junchao, have not made any progress. What you saw was just drinking, but you didn't see a series of problems arising from drinking."
Seeing Officer Wang's serious face, He Junchao felt a little surprised, and quickly asked Officer Wang: "Then... tell me, it's just drinking, what kind of bullshit issues are you raising?"
Officer Wang didn't argue with him and stood up directly. Scholar Gu Chen held his chin in his hands and said seriously, "A man who likes to drink beer probably has a lot of friends, and a man who likes to drink coffee probably has a lot of friends."
Lots of girlfriends.”
"As for a man who loves to drink and drink, he either doesn't have a girlfriend, or he has more than two girlfriends."
Everyone: "..."
That's it?
Everyone felt that they had been cheated.
Is this bit of bullshit worth Comrade Lao Wang's fuss about?
I feel like Officer Wang can't say anything too profound.
Lu Weiwei covered her mouth and snickered, thinking to herself, isn't this the analysis that Gu Chen told Lao Wang a few days ago?
This is simply copying Gu Chen’s stuff, okay?
He still preaches and accepts his duties in a serious manner, but I feel that the only thing Lao Wang has improved is his face.
Seeing no response from everyone, Officer Wang felt a little embarrassed. He quickly raised his hand and asked everyone for applause: "Give me some applause. How can I continue talking without applause?"
"Old Wang, what you're talking about...isn't really useful? It's far from what we expected. Isn't this just how you feel as a married man? Even those who are not married know this."
He Junchao was the first to stand up and criticize Lao Wang. I feel that the higher the expectations, the greater the disappointment.
As expected, don't expect to gain much from Comrade Lao Wang. You have to learn from Gu Chen.
At the very least, Gu Chen can tell everyone that everything else is just false and that's all.
Appearance is justice.
Officer Wang chuckled and said: "Married men certainly know more than you little brats."
"Let me tell you, take married men as an example. Men who have been married many times are definitely happier than men who have been married for many years."
"Men who have been married for many years are happier than men who have been married many times."
"And men who have not married many times understand marriage better than men who have been married many times."
"So much so that men who have been married many times understand women better than men who have not been married many times."
The scene suddenly became quiet for a short time.
Everyone was stunned.
At this time, a male trainee police officer said blankly: "It sounds like a tongue twister, it almost makes people faint, but it seems to make sense."
"Haha, of course." Lu Weiwei glanced at Officer Wang and couldn't help but said: "99% of men are confident, because even if they can't compare with others, they are actually thinking in their hearts, although I am temporarily
It can’t be compared, but I’m pretty good in other aspects.”
"Lu Weiwei, you mean...I'm not as good as Gu Chen, right?" Officer Wang said.
Lu Weiwei said unabashedly: "Yes, you are indeed very different from Junior Brother Gu when it comes to solving cases, but as an emotional mentor, maybe you are better than Junior Brother Gu in this aspect, right?"
Secretly glancing at Gu Chen who was reading the document, Lu Weiwei couldn't help but sigh: "Does everyone have his own perfect theory of love, but when he falls in love in person, it's completely different?"
When Officer Ding saw this, he couldn't help but complain: "If someone like you is very rich and has good conditions in all aspects, if he likes you, that means he really likes you."
"Why? It can be said that they have too many choices, right?"
Lu Weiwei thought about it for the same reason.
Gu Chen is so outstanding that he is the center of attention wherever he goes.
In this regard, Lu Weiwei, who was surrounded by licking dogs, seemed too inferior next to Gu Chen.
Thinking about it, my conditions are not bad either.
In terms of figure and appearance, I am not inferior to any woman at all.
Lu Weiwei still feels that she is good enough to defeat any woman she has come into contact with Gu Chen.
When it comes to jealousy, Lu Weiwei has always maintained the same sensitivity and enthusiasm as Gu Chen in solving crimes.
So much so that when facing female suspects now, Lu Weiwei always has a high level of vigilance.
But are these enough?
Lu Weiwei doesn't think so.
Now Gu Chen regards himself more as a partner.
The Mystery Maniac is not very good in many aspects.
In terms of relationships, Lu Weiwei feels that Gu Chen needs to learn from Lao Wang.
Perhaps because he has been surrounded by beautiful women since childhood, Gu Chen has a natural immunity to beautiful women.
Reasoning and solving crimes may be his true love.
"I said I like you with very ordinary conditions. Maybe I lowered my standards because of my limited conditions." Officer Ding saw Lu Weiwei was a little distracted and couldn't help but said teasingly.
"So the better the conditions, the higher the authenticity of his love?" Lu Weiwei asked.
"That's about it." Officer Ding nodded silently, holding his chin thoughtfully: "The occasional quick reply may be because of boredom, and the sudden greeting may be because of loneliness. Only those who are willing to spend money for you persistently, maybe
This looks like true love."
"But I don't think it is. The highest level of love for a rich person is to spend more time with you."
"Accompany me?" Lu Weiwei's eyes suddenly lit up when she heard this.
She looked at Gu Chen, her heart filled with excitement.
"Isn't Junior Brother Gu the man who has accompanied me the most?" Lu Weiwei suddenly sighed secretly.
According to Comrade Lao Ding's thoughts, there is indeed truth in it.
After all, the highest form of love for a poor person is to be willing to spend money for you.
The highest level of love for literary and artistic young people is to return to ordinary life.
As for the highest level of love for ordinary people, it is the sudden romance in ordinary life.
There is no standard for love. If there is one, it would be to do those seemingly impossible things for you, which is the most precious thing.
Seeing Lu Weiwei staring at Gu Chen in a daze, Yuan Shasha turned to ask Officer Ding: "Brother Ding, what is happiness in love?"
"Well." Officer Ding said thoughtfully, "If you want to know what happiness in love is, I can tell you many answers, but one of them is that happiness is equal to his utility divided by your expectations."
"Utility divided by expectation?" Yuan Shasha didn't quite understand.
Officer Ding added: "For example, he received a bonus of 1,000 yuan today, but you expect him to buy you an LV worth 10,000 yuan. If 1,000 is divided by 10,000, the happiness level will be only 0.1."
"But if you expect him to simply take you out for a 200-yuan hot pot meal, 1,000 divided by 200, your happiness level will be 5."
"So if you want to be happy in love, it's best not to let your desires affect your life."
"That's right." Thinking about it, it was the same, but Yuan Shasha felt that this formula was completely useless to her.
If you like LV, can't you just buy it yourself? Do you still have to expect it?
However, He Junchao was quite interested and quickly asked Officer Ding for advice: "Old Ding, Old Ding, then...how can you stay with someone forever?"
"Haha." Officer Ding laughed dryly and said involuntarily: "Then you owe her some money, preferably 12,000, in 12 years, 1,000 per year, 83 per month, two and seven dollars a day, and give her red envelopes every day.
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He Junchao was stunned: "Is there still such an operation?"
"Use your brain more." Officer Wang pointed to his head and couldn't help complaining: "How can you be a policeman if you are so old-fashioned and stupid? Policemen are also human beings. You know, you have to know how to be romantic?"
"Do you, Mr. Wang, know?"
I feel like I am discussing issues with Comrade Lao Ding. Why does Officer Wang have a sense of superiority?
He Junchao expressed dissatisfaction.
Officer Wang smiled and said: "You are stupid, but you are really stupid. If you operate like this, it will cost you one dollar or three in the morning, one dollar or four in the afternoon, every day for the rest of your life."
"Isn't it good to have surprises and contacts every day?"
He Junchao was stunned and quickly looked at Lao Ding beside him.
Officer Ding nodded silently: "Lao Wang is right, because Lao Wang taught me this trick at the beginning, and this is how I chase my wife."
"puff!"
Hearing this, many of the new comrades in the third group burst into laughter. I feel like these two are still old drivers?
Lu Weiwei felt that they were all just fancy tricks.
I feel like this is okay for other ordinary people. If you meet someone with good conditions, they really won't be interested.
If you meet someone who doesn't like you, you might get bored.
how?
I'm going to lend you some money and still have to be harassed by you every day?
I feel that Comrade Lao Ding’s lover is too kind.
Therefore, sometimes routines are of the nature of the times, and if they do not keep pace with the times, it would be very embarrassing.
So Lu Weiwei said: "Old Ding's method is somewhat acceptable, but I'm afraid it won't be effective now."
"I like a saying very much. If you have a good impression, it is love. If this kind of love can withstand the test, it is love."
"That's why my sister-in-law likes Lao Ding and is willing to be 'harassed' by him. Before others use this trick, you should first think about whether the other party is interested in you, so as not to be embarrassed in the future."
"So Lu Weiwei, what do you women want from men? It seems like you have very high standards. I don't even know what kind of men you women like."
As a senior single Wang, He Junchao has begun to develop from a love novice to a love veteran.
Excluding handsome men like Gu Chen, He Junchao feels that ordinary-looking men should pay more attention to skills.
So many blind dates failed, and I summed up my experience many times, and went on blind dates again, but failed again.
He Junchao was a little desperate.
Do you feel like you are going to be alone for the rest of your life?
Lu Weiwei held her chin with her hands, stared at Gu Chen, and said thoughtfully: "Actually, women have the same requirements for men. A tacky woman requires a handsome man and a bulging wallet."
"A woman with depth requires a man to be elegant, passionate and positive because of his handsome face, and to be confident, open-minded and well-educated because of his wealth. If you ask me, as long as he truly loves you, that's better than anything else.
"
Seeing Gu Chen looking at his phone, Lu Weiwei asked intentionally or unintentionally: "Junior brother Gu, do you think what I said is right?"
"Ah?" Gu Chen was stunned and asked weakly: "What did Senior Sister Lu just say?"
"Haha." Lu Weiwei felt extremely embarrassed.
I said in my heart that I said all this just for you to listen to, but you actually...
"Forget it." Lu Weiwei waved her hand: "Nothing. By the way, what is Junior Brother Gu looking at?"
"It's not Gao Chuanfeng, he asked me to play ball after get off work." Gu Chen threw away the phone and picked up his files again.
"Playing ball? With you?"
Lu Weiwei suddenly thought of something, and then she suddenly realized: "Oh, I know, it's what Gao Chuanfeng mentioned to you that night. He was going to have a bullfight with his classmates, right?"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Yes or no, this time is not only a bullfight, he also wants to partner with me and fight two against two with his classmates."
Gu Chen tore off a scrap of manuscript, crumpled it into a ball with his hands, and threw it back.
The paper ball drew a beautiful arc in the air and fell directly and accurately into the trash can in the corner.
"Okay." Lu Weiwei curled her lips and smiled: "Then I will go with you tonight to have a look. I still don't know what Gao Chuanfeng is like at playing, so I just listen to his bragging."
"Yes." Yuan Shasha also suddenly realized: "I think I heard Gao Chuanfeng say last time that he was an ace point guard in the high school team, but his small body doesn't look like him?"
"Bragging, it must be bragging." Officer Wang couldn't help complaining: "With Gao Chuanfeng's small body, he thinks he is Rukawa Kaede? That small body is definitely not good at confrontation, and he is an ace point guard? That's it.
No one is in the same school with him, so let him brag."
"I don't know if he's bragging or not, but he's definitely practicing basketball hard. Besides, inviting Junior Brother Gu to partner with him shows that he's really on the court with real skills." He glanced at Officer Wang, who was spitting out sweet things.
, Lu Weiwei added: "It's better than your old Wang's addiction to mouth."
"Haha." Seeing Lu Weiwei teasing himself, Officer Wang suddenly became more energetic and said, "Is it what I said? We'll find out if we go and have a look tonight. With such a small body, I can knock him away several meters with just one hit with my body.
."
"This resistance ability can be seen just by looking at the strength of the body. Do you still want to compete with me?"
"Just go, who is afraid of whom?" Lu Weiwei really got into a fight with Officer Wang.
Everyone hit it off immediately and planned to go watch Gu Chen and Gao Chuanfeng play ball in the evening.
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After get off work in the afternoon.
Lu Weiwei, Officer Wang and Yuan Shasha were already surrounding the gate of Gu Chen's dormitory. They saw Gu Chen searching in the closet for a long time, but only found a pair of beach shorts and a tight vest.
Officer Wang couldn't help but said jokingly: "Gu Chen, don't you even have a basketball uniform?"
"Yes, but I'm at home and it's too late to buy it now," Gu Chen said.
"What about basketball shoes?" Lu Weiwei asked.
Gu Chen shrugged: "Ding Liang does have a pair, but the size is too small and doesn't fit."
"There are no basketball shoes, what are you going to wear to play in the game?" Yuan Shasha also felt that she should go out and buy a pair of basketball shoes for Gu Chen.
Gu Chen waved his hands and said nonchalantly: "It doesn't matter, I'm just playing basketball. Just wear these canvas shoes."
"Ah?" Seeing Gu Chen take out a pair of simple canvas shoes, Lu Weiwei was suddenly shocked and said: "Playing basketball will hurt your ankles. Junior Brother Gu, just wear a pair of canvas shoes? What if you sprain your ankle?"
"It shouldn't happen, right?" Gu Chen said thoughtfully, "Then I'll just be responsible for shooting and not make breakthroughs."
"Then we have to defend ourselves," Officer Wang said.
Gu Chen smiled: "It's not a big problem."
"That's up to you." Officer Wang felt that his partner Gao Chuanfeng would lose no matter what, so there was no need to have such a fierce confrontation with him.
When playing field ball, friendship comes first and competition comes second. Just have fun and exercise your body.
Seeing everyone still standing at the door, Gu Chen held his clothes and was thoughtful.
"What's wrong, Junior Brother Gu?" Lu Weiwei asked.
"I'm going to change clothes, so..."
"Oh." Lu Weiwei suddenly understood, and quickly covered her cheeks and said: "You can change it, I won't watch."
"I believe you." Seeing that Lu Weiwei could hold a cigarette between her fingers, Officer Wang quickly drove Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha out.
After a while, Gu Chen changed his clothes, took his mobile phone and keys, and went out with everyone directly to the public basketball court designated by Gao Chuanfeng.
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June passes every year.
The weather in Jiangnan City started to hover around 36 or 37 degrees.
Among the must-have choices for removing heat and relieving summer heat, watermelon has always firmly occupied the top spot.
In the summer world, watermelons are everywhere!
On the roadside at night, there are melon farmers driving tricycles to the city to sell melons, and they are shouting constantly.
There had just been a light rain on the road, and the air was muggy.
After Gu Chen parked his car in the outdoor parking lot of the gymnasium, as soon as he stepped out of the air-conditioned car, he felt a rush of heat rushing towards his face.
"Why does it rain on such a hot day?" Yuan Shasha couldn't help complaining as she wiped the sweat from her forehead.
Gu Chen looked up at the sky and said thoughtfully: "Actually, this is the same as adding water to the pot before steaming the steamed buns."
Officer Wang chuckled and said, "In this extremely hot weather, stay where you can to cool down. It's really not a curse word. It's definitely a sincere concern and the most hidden love."
"In this weather, you have to eat cold dishes while they are cold, otherwise they will become hot after a while."
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