Section 1062: The Crazy Invention of the Second Fool
Faced with the behavior of his lover who is greedy for money.
Zhang Meilun's teacher said with a dark face: "Yu privately, my student has become successful. I am happy. What he shouldn't take is not mine. Yugong, let me tell you, old woman, there are several people over there in Jiangnan who steal my students' research."
The results, and then went to the Ninth Factory to collect the bonus, you think the Ninth Factory or Dongyuan Institute of Technology are blind."
"Well, well, what happens next?" The teacher's wife was a little scared.
Zhang Meilun's teacher looked at the New Year's goods left by Zhang Meilun and said slowly: "It's not enough for thousands of people to dig stones to clear up wasteland in Tianshan Mountain. How many times do you think your old arms and legs can do this?"
Hoe down?"
The teacher’s wife was really scared: “I don’t dare to keep those New Year’s gifts.”
"It's okay. It's reasonable for a student to order meat and half a box of oysters. I'm thinking, this stuff can be used to make soup, but there are so many of them. It's a pity if they go bad. I'll pick some wine, green onions, ginger slices or something first.
Come on."
After saying that, Zhang Meilun's teacher happily carried the box into the kitchen.
As for my wife, I found a piece of antihypertensive medicine and took it. She sat on the sofa and looked a little pale.
She made a mistake!
At this time, I felt that the consequences were very serious. She confiscated Zhang Meilun's money, but it did not mean that she confiscated other people's money.
The more I think about this, the more I fear.
Otherwise, go and explain the problem yourself!
Master, I have trouble sleeping.
The Ninth Factory has already started preparing for the New Year's Eve banquet.
Marion went everywhere to complain. She thought it was understandable that she did not get a share of the New Year gifts, but the velvet blessing characters and the Xia Guojie must have her share, and she wanted to use them to display in her new room.
Monica also found Bai Hu.
Bai Rui asked: "Are you also here to marry Xia Guo?"
"No, I have signed five intention orders. If you think there is no problem, Miss Bai, I think this order can be officially signed."
Less than half a month after arriving, I already had an order.
Bai Rui took it and looked at it.
toilet!
And an order is for one million pieces, which must be made of high-quality anti-fouling ceramics and equipped with mahogany toilet seats.
One is two hundred dollars.
When will toilets also have such good sales?
Bai Rui looked confused.
Looking at the pictures accompanying the order, Bai Hao became even more confused. The factory had strictly ordered orders for this perverted toilet, and the only batch was installed in... the newly built living area.
Just to make up the numbers. Because no one lives in that living area.
No, someone lives in it now.
Monica and Marion.
Bai Yi knows very well that the inventor of this toilet is Qu Si.
The second fool Qu Si.
Bai Rui asked: "Have you met Qu Si? He is the inventor of this toilet?"
"I have seen him. Although he is not very talkative, his sentences are concise and the essence is expressed in just a few sentences. I have completely understood. I think that we should first apply for a global patent, and then consider a gorgeous brand. I have inquired about it.
, this batch of porcelain toilets were fired in Fenghuang Mountain City, I suggest that they be sold under the brand name of the first porcelain capital of Xia Kingdom."
Bai Rui stood up and motioned to Monica to come to the tea room to chat with him.
First, he handed over a pack of coffee beans: "These are coffee beans from Pan Ying, some from Blue Mountain, and a little bit from Africa. You choose what you like."
Automatic coffee machine.
Factory No. 9 has sold this thing all over the world. Monica is very skilled in operating the coffee machine. She must have chosen Blue Mountain. She can't guarantee that she can buy the authentic Blue Mountain.
While sipping coffee, Monica told her plan.
"Mr. Qu said that according to some studies by ancient Chinese medicine, if the toilet is forward ten degrees, the knees will not be at ninety degrees. This will help solve big problems. I have tried it and I believe this very much, but I appreciate it more.
Another use of his design."
Another expense.
Not only did Bai Rui know about it, but Principal Li Daqiang was also angry about it.
More than inhumane, more than cruel.
The biggest feature of this kind of toilet is that sitting on the toilet for five minutes is unbearable for any person and causes all kinds of discomfort. In Qu Si's original words: "These grandsons sit on the toilet and read, wasting the laboratory's electricity."
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Principal Li Daqiang has investigated this matter.
It’s not that the researchers are lazy, but that they are thinking about research. Many people start calculations while sitting on the toilet. Or when checking information, they often cannot find the person. When they are found, the person has been sitting on the toilet for at least half of the time.
hour.
However, Qu Si's extreme approach can never be supported.
In the name of health care, he ordered a batch of toilets that were no different from the props used to treat people. Li Daqiang had already gotten angry about this, and asked the people in the purchasing office to wipe their eyes with bright spots in the future to make their minds more flexible.
Monica continued: "I have worked in the country of boots, in Gaul, and in the country of corruption. Assume that employees of various companies in the country spend ten to fifteen minutes in the bathroom every day. If you use
With this kind of toilet, the time occupied in the bathroom will be reduced by 20 to 40 percent."
Bai Rui was stunned when she heard this.
Monica drew a chart on the paper: "Once, when I was managing a department, I hated the employees hiding in the tea room and hiding in the bathroom. They wanted to waste the salary I paid, which was abominable. So, I
I contacted some friends in the country and discussed this topic."
"We all believe that if all companies in the country use this kind of toilet, it will improve a lot of employee efficiency for all companies in the country and save costs of at least 5 billion yuan a year."
Bai Rui was shocked.
This brain circuit.
Is this... a capitalist?
Monica said with an excited tone: "Soon, I got five companies, and they were willing to become agents of the country and sign long-term contracts. We are confident that this kind of toilet will be replaced in the entire country."
"Of course, there is another layer of benefits. For example, bathrooms in shopping malls, gas stations, and various public areas can reduce the time occupied by bathrooms. I believe they will be crazy."
Monica was already excited: "According to the relevant regulations of the country, the company cannot limit the time employees can spend in the bathroom. This is very unreasonable, but we... can ask them... to leave voluntarily! This is really a very, very,
A very great invention, Mr. Qu will definitely be recorded in history."
“Next, I want to sell toilets to the entire Western continent, to beautiful countries, and to the entire world!
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Bai Rui felt that her brain was twitching. This woman was too crazy. What else could Bai Rui do? She could only say: "Do it, do it immediately!"
Even if the Ninth Factory is celebrating the New Year, no, the entire Xia Kingdom is celebrating the New Year.
This is not a problem.
Whether it was the porcelain factory in Fenghuang Mountain City or the porcelain capital of the Xia Dynasty, Bai Rui just called and said that there was no such thing as Chinese New Year. We could skip meals for a whole day just to order, and the New Year's Eve dinner was not important at all.