After three years of blindness, all my students became great saints 4. Elephants grow vegetables, pandas fish, sloths practice boxing! Is it still Wing Chun?
4. Elephants grow vegetables, pandas fish, sloths practice boxing! Is it still Wing Chun?
At this moment, Professor Qin and the team members were all stunned!
They even couldn't believe their eyes.
Is that really a little white rabbit?
If so, it wears sunglasses and walks upright. What's going on?
If not, how come it has white fur and two erect ears?
This is so weird!
What this geographical expedition team didn't know yet was that the strange scenes they saw were just the tip of the iceberg.
The next moment, the vice-captain swallowed his saliva and turned his neck with difficulty, wanting to change places to take a look, wash his eyes and clear his mind.
As a result, he could clearly see the figure standing in the vegetable garden at a glance. It was actually a white-tusked elephant with an elephant head and a human body???
"Emma fuck!!!"
The vice-captain was so frightened that his heart trembled, his face turned pale, and then he uttered a classic Chinese quintessence.
Professor Qin and the team members were also shocked.
They were about to scold the deputy team leader and tell him not to be so startled, it was so scary.
But before they could speak, the vice-captain stretched out a finger, pointed tremblingly in the direction of the vegetable garden, and gulped, "Professor Qin, you, have you ever seen a big man who can water and grow vegetables by himself?"
Like??”
"What?"
“An elephant that waters its own water and grows its own vegetables?”
"Haha, stop talking! That's not allowed at all... Ouch!!!"
Professor Qin and the team members all looked along the direction.
They first shook their heads and sneered, thinking that was simply impossible.
In less than two seconds, they all burst out with classic Chinese quintessences. Once again, they were dumbfounded! They were all stunned!
On the bank of a crystal clear river, a white-tusked elephant stood upright, sucking water with its trunk, and then watering the vegetable garden next to it.
If you look closely, you will see that there are a variety of vegetables growing in the vegetable garden.
Moreover, every vegetable grows extremely well, with fat leaves and large fruits. Just one glance at it makes people salivate and move their index fingers.
This scene deeply stimulated the eyes and hearts of the inspection team!
It also made them stare at the elephant with wide eyes and disbelief.
"How is this possible?! A white-tusked elephant with an elephant head and a human body? Planting vegetables and watering in the vegetable garden?"
"Holy crap! The vegetables grown by that white-tusked elephant are actually more beautiful and more desirable to eat than the vegetables I grow? This is simply unreasonable!"
"The little white rabbit wearing sunglasses, the white-tusked elephant planting vegetables and watering... Oh my God! I feel like we have entered a mythical world and are about to unveil an eternal mystery!!"
At this time, Professor Qin composed himself, clenched his fists, his face turned red with excitement, and murmured to himself, "These are definitely relics left by the gods! Yes! These are all the handiwork of the gods!!"
He quickly turned his head and shouted to the team members, "Quick! Go and see if there are any of these weird scenes in other places..."
In fact, without waiting for him to speak, the team members began to look around, trying to find other weird scenes.
As expected, they really found it, and incredible exclamations began to ring out!
"I'll go! Look, that figure in the field is also not a human, but a big buffalo? And it's...planting rice?!"
Professor Qin was shocked when he heard this. Without saying anything, he quickly looked at the green rice fields.
really!
Under the blue sky and white clouds, the breeze carries the fragrance, and a big buffalo with shiny hair, like a farmer, is planting rice seedlings in the field.
Looking from a distance, acres and acres of rice fields are connected, with the seedlings fluttering and full of greenery, presenting a vibrant scene.
If you wait until the harvest season, it is not difficult to imagine that this place will turn into a golden ocean. Looking around, it will be golden, and even the air will be filled with the fragrance of rice.
"The buffaloes farm by themselves, this is another miracle!!"
Professor Qin whispered to himself, and his whole body seemed more and more excited.
Then there were several more exclamations.
"Oh my god! That figure sitting in the middle of the stone bridge is actually a giant panda?"
"Wait! What is it doing?"
"Damn! It's fishing? And it's eating the fishing bamboo pole???"
Professor Qin quickly shifted his gaze and looked along the direction of the river. He saw a stone bridge across the middle of the river, on which a black and white giant panda was sitting, as huge as a hill.
In addition, it was wearing a straw hat and was eating the bamboo pole in its hand with relish. It looked like it would be finished soon.
"Wow, wow, what a cute giant panda..."
Some female team members looked at the giant panda and felt that their hearts were melting. They wanted to jump on it, hug the giant panda tightly and rub its soft hair.
How can you have such a cute and chubby body?!
The other team members didn't think so, and even thought that the giant panda was much smarter than the other animals they just saw.
Otherwise, why would you go fishing on the stone bridge?
Even Professor Qin, looking at the giant panda, couldn't help but feel a little vigilant in his excitement.
A thought suddenly flashed through his mind.
That is, everything went smoothly from the moment they discovered this small village to when they stood at the door and saw the strange scenes inside.
The whole process also seemed particularly quiet!
So quiet that there is no noise at all!
This made Professor Qin suddenly startled, and he also had a bad omen in his heart, "There is something very wrong here..."
But before he could open his mouth to remind the other team members, he heard several more incredible exclamations.
"Oh my god! Look at that courtyard, there are no people there at all?"
"I'll go! That animal with a sparrow's head and an open tail behind it is a peacock? She is wearing an apron and holding a spatula in her hand. Is this the rhythm of cooking?"
"What? The cheetah was running on the treadmill and made the treadmill emit smoke??"
"Ah~ I'm going crazy! That giant ground sloth is actually driving piles? Damn it! It's still Wing Chun???"
When they saw clearly what was happening in the courtyard, Professor Qin and the team members, without exception, all had stiff faces and dull eyes, making them doubt their life!
Even half of the team members opened their mouths wide open when they looked at those almost-demon animals and couldn't close them for a long time!
It’s really all this before my eyes...
No!
It should be said that the scenes in this small village are severely subverting their three views!
And just when they felt extremely shocked, suddenly a deep voice sounded behind them, like thunder, which exploded in the hearts of Professor Qin and the team members, causing them to almost burst their livers and gallbladders!
"Since you have discovered it, please be quiet and don't disturb the teacher..."