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Chapter 11 No Jokes

"This person is really awesome. He doesn't even know how to say thank you when he praises her." Hearing the noise in the bedroom, Lu Tianlong muttered.

He turned his attention to Murong Wan'er again.

A pair of flattened volleyballs was so attractive that he lowered his head and leaned forward to see more clearly.

Of course, at such a close distance, he had to cover up a bit, so he glanced at Murong Wan'er's book and said with a smile: "Hey, Tian Long Ba Bu? Do you like to read martial arts novels?"

"A die-hard martial arts fan, as long as there is nothing in martial arts novels that I don't know about!" Shangguan Wan'er is very proud.

Lu Tianlong smiled and said: "Don't talk nonsense, I will ask you three questions, they are all from martial arts novels. If you can answer them, you will be considered great!"

"Okay, you can ask whatever you want. If I can't answer, you can do whatever you want!" The little girl also became interested.

She has read each of the more famous martial arts novels at least ten times and is quite confident in herself.

"It's settled! The first question, from The Legend of the Condor Heroes, is: Yang Guo waited for Xiao Longnu for eighteen years after breaking his arm. How did Yang Guo cut his fingernails during these eighteen years?"

"Ah?" Shangguan Wan'er stretched out her little hand and gestured. She was dumbfounded. After thinking for a while, she pouted and said, "Well, I have to think about this again. Let's talk about the second question first!"

Lu Tianlong waved his hand magnanimously, "Okay! Second question, in The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Slaying, Xiao Zhao's feet were chained for so many years. How did she change her pants?"

"Ah? Change your pants?" Murong Wan'er was dumbfounded again.

"I don't know? Then the third question. In The Legend of the Condor Heroes, Mei Chaofeng practices the Nine-Yin White Bone Claw. Her nails are so long and have hooks. How does she wipe her butt?"

Murong Wan'er completely collapsed.

"Kohachiro, I didn't expect you to be quite capable! You have such a broad mind! I have read the three novels you mentioned more than ten times, and I have never thought of these interesting questions!" The little girl raised her head and praised.

"That's right! In fact, what I'm best at is telling jokes!" Lu Tianlong said proudly.

"Jokes? I like them too, tell me a couple of them!" Murong Wan'er said happily.

"Lu Tianlong, you want to tell Wan'er a joke? Okay, very good! Tell it and let me listen too!"

After changing clothes, Su Lingyue walked out of the bedroom and happened to hear the conversation between the two. She clenched her fists with a smile on her face, but her eyes were burning, and she glanced at the kitchen knife in the kitchen from time to time.

This bastard has ruined himself, and now he doesn't even let Wan'er go!

Seeing her look like she was about to kill someone, Lu Tianlong didn't dare to continue teasing Murong Wan'er, and hurriedly said: "It's getting late, I'll tell you a joke next time! Well, your clothes are very nice now, I'll give you thirty

Two thumbs up!”

Su Lingyue put her hair up into a bun, put on light makeup, and changed into a purple evening dress.

The semi-suspender style reveals a slender neck and white shoulders. The clothes are relatively slim and have a standard S-shaped curve, which fully displays the perfect figure. From a distance, it looks like a noble purple swan, with an alluring charm.

Seeing his eyes looking at her unscrupulously, Su Lingyue became even more angry.

"Lu Tianlong, if you dare to tell Wan'er a joke in the future, I will never end it with you!"

"Sister Ling Yue? Why? I like to hear jokes!" Murong Wan'er protested from the side.

"I won't do it if I say no! He's not a good person, how can he tell any good jokes!" Su Lingyue was very angry. She couldn't tell Murong Wan'er clearly that this bastard specialized in telling dirty jokes.

Murong Wan'er pouted her little lips and said: "I think Xiao Hachiro is quite good. He is humorous, knowledgeable, and has a good temper. Even if you are so mean to him, he always has a smile on his face."

"My close friend!" Lu Tianlong almost burst into tears. This was the first time he received such a high evaluation.

"Humorous? That's called glib!" Su Lingyue gritted her teeth and said, "I won't talk nonsense to you. Anyway, you should talk to him less in the future."

"Hmph, that's not fair. You've already been with him eight times a night, and you can't even ask him to tell me two jokes." Murong Wan'er muttered with an aggrieved look on her face.

"What did you say?" Su Lingyue was furious.

Seeing that she was really angry, Murong Wan'er quickly said: "I know, Sister Ling Yue, can't I not talk to him more in the future?"

As she said this, the girl quietly turned her head and made a mouth gesture to Lu Tianlong.

"Tell me secretly next time!"

Lu Tianlong nodded solemnly. Since he promised others, he must keep it.

It was not long before the reception started. The two said goodbye to Murong Wan'er and drove to the reception venue.

In the car, Su Lingyue, who couldn't hold back, was the first to get angry. Sitting in the back row, she said bitterly: "Lu Tianlong, you are not allowed to attract Wan'er's attention. She is only eighteen years old! She is still very innocent!"

"I am also very naive, but you are thinking wrongly!" Lu Tianlong said seriously.

"You are still naive, so what happened just now!" Su Lingyue has never seen such a thick-skinned person.

"Wan'er said that the milk you got from the prairie is delicious. I just want you to bring me some to try next time. Is there any problem?" Lu Tianlong asked confidently.

"You..." Su Lingyue was so angry that she couldn't speak, so she simply hit him on the shoulder with a pink fist.

Lu Tianlong protested, "A gentleman does not speak!"

"I'm not a gentleman, I'm a woman! What can you do to me!" Su Lingyue's chest puffed up, she finally gained the upper hand in the confrontation with Lu Tianlong, and she felt very accomplished.

"What else can I do? I will work harder to win your heart as soon as possible and unlock more postures! I will take care of you then!" Lu Tianlong grinned.

"You...bastard!" Another punch.



Yijiangnan, Haiyang City's top villa group, is located in the center of the wetland landscape belt in the center of Haiyang, surrounded by mountains and rivers, with pleasant scenery.

The cocktail party organized by Zheng Shaofeng was held here. It is said that this is one of his many mansions.

This is a three-story villa with a large courtyard in front. When Lu Tianlong and his two men arrived, the ground parking lot in the courtyard was already filled with all kinds of luxury cars.

In comparison, Su Lingyue's Porsche Cayenne is relatively inconspicuous.

The two got out of the car and walked side by side into the villa hall under the guidance of the staff.

It can be clearly seen that a lot of people have gathered in the hall, about twenty or thirty, most of them are young people in their twenties. The men are all in suits and leather shoes, and the women are in noble dresses. They are considered to be of a high level.

private party.

Their arrival also attracted the attention of the hall. After all, Su Lingyue was so outstanding that she could easily become the center of attention wherever she went.

"Ha, Su Lingyue is here!" All the men's eyes lit up.

"Huh! Look at how bad you are, haven't you seen someone with a male companion?" All the women had unnatural expressions, filled with envy, jealousy and hatred.

The men were all stunned. Yes, it seemed that Su Lingyue rarely attended such cocktail parties before. Occasionally, she was always alone. She had brought male companions with her. Who is this man standing next to her now?

"Ling Yue, you're just in time, the reception is about to start!" Seeing Su Lingyue, Zheng Shaofeng, who was talking to a few people in the middle of the hall, quickly walked over and greeted her warmly when he was more than ten steps away.

But when he saw Lu Tianlong next to Su Lingyue, he visibly froze, with doubts in his eyes.

"Do you know what you should do tonight?" Seeing Zheng Shaofeng approaching, Su Lingyue whispered uneasily.

Lu Tianlong nodded and said: "I know, do what a boyfriend should do!"

"What should a boyfriend do? I warn you, without my permission..."

Midway through Su Lingyue's words, Lu Tianlong moved. He suddenly stretched out his hand to hold Su Lingyue's little head. Under her stunned gaze, he kissed her delicate red lips fiercely.

The whole audience was shocked. Everyone opened their mouths and widened their eyes, staring stupidly at the two people kissing each other deeply.

The smile on Zheng Shaofeng's face suddenly froze, and he stood there dumbfounded.


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