The situation in the sea is not good, and it is not much better to go on the shore!
All the barracks at the base collapsed for no reason, and the soldiers had to sleep outside with bare ass at night!
Immediately afterwards, all the airports and radars at the base were destroyed!
"Barewell! What happened?"
The base commander was so angry that he learned in the command room that his aircraft carrier was destroyed, but he didn't even know what happened. How could he not be depressed?
"General, we are attacked!" said the subordinate with a bitter face.
"nonsense!"
Commander George couldn't help it anymore, and kicked his subordinate hard, questioning angrily:
"I'm asking you, where are our enemies?"
"this......"
The subordinate shook his head helplessly and said dejectedly: "Sorry, General, we didn't find the shadow of the enemy! But we found this!"
After saying that, his subordinate took out a box of chewing gum starting from his body!
George took it and saw it, and suddenly became furious and said angrily: "Isn't this John's cow's chewing gum? I have explicitly prohibited soldiers from eating John's cow's chewing gum. What's going on?"
"We found this kind of gum next to several destroyed buildings!"
"What?"
George looked at the chewing gum box in his hand, thought for a while and then furiously said, "Damn John Bull, it turned out they were sneak attacking!"
"General, isn't it?"
The subordinate looked at George suspiciously, wanting to speak but stopping.
"Why is it wrong?"
"Johnniu's supply ship and submarine were also destroyed. Can they attack us? Besides, we are allies and relatives!"
"idiot!"
George was angry, or perhaps trying to shirk responsibility for not finding the enemy, glared at his subordinates fiercely and said angrily: "Do you know what a bitter plan is? This is what John Bull did!"
"A bitter meat plan?"
"Smith, you have time to read the thirty-six strategies of China, it disappoints me so much!"
After George finished speaking, he pretended to be heartbroken and gritted his teeth and said, "Why did his superior ask an idiot to be my assistant? Is this a disguised punishment?"
“…”
A senior official will crush someone to death!
Although the subordinates think George is pretending, I will forget it. Idiots are just idiots. Anyway, George is the one who is responsible for the superiors’ accountability!
At this time, the sea outside was in a mess!
Many warships were afraid of harming the innocent, so they set sail and fled. Some of them hit the boat on the way, and some of them hit the reef. Warships were everywhere, and the entire naval base was instantly paralyzed!
Ye Chen and Lan Chen, the 'culprits' who caused all this, had already left in the air. It was already late at this time, and they were floating above Jiasnaji like ghosts.
"Brother Chen, why should we choose this base?" Lan Chen puzzled.
"Gasna is the largest air force base and must be destroyed!"
Ye Chen smiled coldly. Most of the Eagle Sauce's planes are concentrated here. To destroy it, not only to pull out its teeth, but also to pull out its wings. See if it dares to show its power around China in the future!
"By the way, where is your chewing gum, chew a piece of it, and a bird fades out of your mouth!" Ye Chen stretched out his palm.
"Sorry, Brother Chen, I've left the gum at the previous base!" Lan Chen smiled apologetically.
"Fuck! You kid can really mess with people, and you still take the initiative to leave evidence, right?"
"Hehe, Chengru Chengru!"
"So quickly and quickly!"
After Ye Chen finished speaking, he muttered something. The next second, there was a sudden howling of ghosts and wolves at the entire base, followed by the screams of soldiers, mixed with the loud sound of machine gun shooting!
"Ghost! Ghost!"
“…”
There was a mess in the base. After receiving Ye Chen's instructions, the ghosts and monsters showed up and scared the soldiers of Yingshang to death!
"Brother Chen, the ghost you raised is so fierce!"
Lan Chen looked envious. After saying that, he stretched out his palm and aimed at the command tower below, and a white light shot out from his hands like a laser cannon!
boom!
A huge explosion sounded, and Yingjiang's command tower instantly shattered into pieces!
There were also various shouts at the scene, and the alarm sounded endlessly, but no one found where the initiator was!
"Let's go!"
Seeing that it was almost done, Ye Chen showed a gratified smile on his face.
"Brother Chen, I still have a box of chewing gum!" After Lan Chen said that, he took out a box of chewing gum from his pocket and threw it directly at the base.
"grass!"
Ye Chen was speechless. He said that he hadn't just now, but he still had one move...
A panicked soldier in the base received an order and was about to take off to find the enemy, but before he could get on the plane, something hit the head!
“f*ck!”
The soldier covered his head and cursed, but when he picked it up, his face changed drastically. He hurriedly ran back and handed the chewing gum box to his superiors!
"How come John Bull's chewing gum appears in the base?"
The superior looked puzzled when he looked at the chewing gum handed over by the soldiers. There was no John Bull soldier in the army!
But when the soldier reported that the chewing gum fell from the sky, the superior was stunned and blurted out:
"I didn't kill you?"
"Well......"
The soldier is a black line and thinks he is sick. Can you inherit the inheritance if you smash me to death?
"Damn John Bull, were they attacking us?" The superior frowned when he saw the soldier not speaking.
At this moment, the communication soldier came to report that Yokosuka had also been attacked, and the other commander was sure that it was John Niu, which is a solid evidence!
"John is crazy, even we dare to attack, we must teach them a lesson!"
The superior gritted his teeth, looked at the devastated base, punched the table, and said hatefully: "Start up and blow me up the nearby John Bull base!"
"yes!"
The soldier saluted. He had been waiting for this sentence for a long time. To be too big, it was for national honor, and to be too small, John's cow's chewing gum box almost killed him. This revenge must be avenged!
This night is destined to be a chaotic night!
If the top leaders of the Eagle Sauce had not let the military restrain themselves, they would have to fight to the death with John Niu!
The two sides formed a bond, and I was afraid that I would be unable to tell the difference for a while...
Ye Chen didn't fall in love with the two bases after destroying them. Seeing that it was too late, he simply went to Tokyo, the most prosperous island country, with Lan Chen!
"Brother Chen, let's go to Ginza to have fun?" Lan Chen smiled with a pig.
"I'm hungry, so I can go and eat something!" Ye Chen nodded.
“…”
Lan Chen was speechless, went to Ginza to eat?
Forget it, Brother Chen may be thirsty and wants to go to Ginza to drink some fresh milk. After Lan Chen figured it out, he smiled even more obscenely!
The nights in Tokyo are like daytime. Although it is very late, there are still people rushing here, and colorful neon lights are flashing everywhere on the streets!
Soon, Ye Chen and the others arrived in Ginza.
"Welcome, sir!"
The girl wearing a kimono at the door, and the beautiful face greeted the guests who saw Ye Chen and the others, and quickly bowed and said in Japanese with a smile.
"Beauty, open the best private room for us!"
Lan Chen said to the female welcome guest in fluent Japanese. Ye Chen on the side was stunned and asked, "Lao Lan, do you have a relative of the Japanese in your family?"