Lin Chen said lightly: "The thing is from the Han Dynasty, but it is not chopsticks for picking vegetables!"
"Luancinqin, slender and delicate, is nothing but chopsticks!"
Andy was dissatisfied.
“Whose chopsticks are as thick as a thumb, and what are they used for?
Wild boar meat?"
Lin Chen laughed sarcastically: "Besides, this jade is only as long as a palm. Are there such short chopsticks?"
Andy was speechless and retorted, gritted his teeth and said: "Since it's not chopsticks, then what do you think it is!"
"You just smelled this thing, can't you tell the smell?"
Lin Chen asked back, and then sighed: "Actually, this is an anal plug used to stuff corpses in the Han Dynasty!"
"What?"
"Butt plug!"
"Oh my God, is it the one with an ass plug?"
The place was boiling.
Howard also looked ugly. The thing he spent so much effort to collect was actually an anal plug?
Fuck! "Fart, you are farting!"
Andy's face turned red with anger: "You have no evidence, why do you say it's a butt plug?"
"Didn't you lick and smell it?
Doesn’t it have any taste?”
Lin Chen joked, after all, the smell of things that have been around for so many years has long since faded away.
"Actually, it's very simple to know if it's true. There should be some remnants in the cloud patterns carved on the jade. Just let someone take it out and test it and we'll know."
Lin Chen said again.
Howard immediately waved his hand, and several laboratory technicians came over, dug out some mud from the gaps between the jade stones, and tested it on the spot.
Soon, the laboratory technician looked up: "Mr. Howard, after testing, these things contain urine alkali components, and there is a high probability that they are human excrement!"
Boom! The scene not only boiled, but also exploded.
"It's really a butt plug!"
"Damn it, that kid just licked it!"
"666, butt plugs are also called chopsticks!"
People are laughing at Andy.
Andy felt so sick that he wanted to vomit, and he was extremely embarrassed.
Then I hated Lin Chen to death.
I finally got a chance to shine, but I was humiliated again.
"Mr. Lin, how did you know!"
Yan Feitian looked at Lin Chen with admiration at this moment.
“Actually, you can already smell it, so there’s no need to guess!”
Lin Chen said with a half-smile, then looked at Andy: "I guess Mr. Andy must have smelled it too. The smell should be good. This is the essence left by the ancients!"
Andy really vomited.
When Howard saw the treasure being identified, his face was extremely ugly. A broken anal plug was actually regarded as a treasure by him.
He looked deeply at Lin Chen, and finally said nothing. Then he looked at Andy and said, "Mr. Andy, I'll reward you with this butt plug!"
Andy hesitated, how could he dare to say anything.
Mr. Irving walked towards Howard and whispered: "I don't know this person, but I know the person next to him. He is President Du Moyan of Chenguang Luohe!"
Howard suddenly looked curious, then waved his hand, and the second treasure was taken out.
The jade box was opened, and a strange jade ornament lay inside.
It's a bit like the nail polish used by Cixi, and it's also a bit like an ancient nail repair tool.
But very refined.
"I can't figure out the calendar for this thing. I hope everyone can help me figure it out!"
Howard looked at the crowd and said, mostly looking at Lin Chen.
"Mr. Howard, here I come!"
This time, Andy volunteered.
Howard was immediately dissatisfied and felt that Andy was embarrassing him, but he still endured it.
"I hope you didn't miss it this time!"
Under his instruction, Andy took a magnifying glass and looked carefully, very seriously, and vowed to win the game.
I saw that the jade ornaments were as big as a palm, with a sharp front end, and were equipped with a sheath. They looked like royal objects at first glance.
"Mr. Howard, I am sure this is something from the Liao Dynasty, and it is Princess Chen's armor set!"
"In ancient times, armor sets represented status. The longer they were, the higher the status. This armor set is longer than the normal length, which means it is used by a princess!"
"The armor set was also an auspicious treasure in ancient times, especially used by princesses. This is the phoenix armor set, which represents wealth and beauty!"
Soon, Andy explained confidently.
People nodded immediately, they also felt like it.
When I think about Cixi also wearing an armor set, I feel even more inseparable.
Howard suddenly looked at Lin Chen: "Mr. Lin, do you think he is right?"
Lin Chen nodded: "He is right, it comes from the Liao Dynasty, and it comes from the princess!" Andy suddenly felt proud.
But forget it?
Impossible! He sneered and said: "Mr. Lin, you said these are all what I said, do you only know what others say?"
"This sentence was said proudly.
Lin Chen sighed: "Why are you looking for abuse?" "You!" Andy's eyes widened.
Lin Chen continued: "You said this thing represents wealth, beauty, and is auspicious things, right? In fact, you are wrong!" "This thing does come from the Liao Dynasty, and it came from a princess, but it is not an armor set, it is
It is not an auspicious object, on the contrary, it is a murderous weapon! "Unless the holder is protected by imperial energy, he will be plagued by misfortune, ranging from serious illness to life-threatening danger!" Hearing this, people's faces changed drastically.
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Andy was a little anxious: "How is that possible? This is obviously a lucky thing!" "You are obviously a jewelry appraiser, why do you think you are omnipotent and can even appraise antiques!" Lin Chen shook his head: "Chinese antiques,
To be broad and profound, it is not just as simple as being familiar with history, but also to learn to observe Qi. Antiques are buried underground and are influenced by time. Qi has long been born, including auspicious Qi, earth Qi, Yin Qi, and even evil Qi! ""A true appraiser
, that requires some understanding of metaphysics! ""This thing may not seem big, but it is full of murderous energy. It can attack the three fires on a person's body. If the three fires are extinguished in one load, disasters will inevitably follow!" "Because
, Its real name is Thorny Goose Cone! "To put it bluntly, it is used to kill swans. Since swans have spirits and kill many, the jade must contain evil!"
When the emperor hunts, he likes to shoot swans, shoot them down with bows and arrows, and release Hai Dongqing to fight. But most Hai Dongqing are no match for the swans. At this time, someone rushes over and stabs the swan in the head with the thing in your hand.
Reward Hai Dongqing with goose brains!" "And the first person to assassinate the swan will also be rewarded!" These are described in Yin Kai's "Eagle Attacking the Swan" and "Liao History and Geography" in the Ming Dynasty.
Record! "So, this is the murder weapon!" Lin Chen's voice fell, and the whole hall was shocked.
Yan Feitian looked even more adoring.
Su Luo smiled slightly.
Du Moyan looked at Lin Chen in disbelief. This guy's knowledge seemed to be amazing.
"You're talking nonsense, it's just your conjecture!" Andy was not convinced.
Lin Chen said slowly: "Actually, metaphysics can reveal evil spirits. There is a layer of blood on the surface of this thing. I guess the last owner died tragically not long ago. I'm right, Mr. Howard!" This last sentence was said while looking at Howard.