Chapter 057 The story of a pound of iron and a pound of cotton
"Where is she right?" Song Ziyu asked angrily.
Shen Wan smiled and replied: "Shouldn't she call you second mother, Mrs. Song? Am I not your mother?"
"She..." Song Ziyu opened his mouth, and as soon as he uttered a word, he closed it again. Mr. Kong should indeed call his second mother, Mrs. Song, and his second mother is only the second mother, and should not be called her mother.
Kong Ruyan took a breath and her face became less red. With a smile on her face, she said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Mrs. Song, I used the wrong title at the moment, because Mrs. Song is the head of this house. She also took care of Ziyu's matters personally, so I subconsciously thought that she was the mistress of the general's mansion, and she was Ziyu's mother. This was my mistake, and I ask Mrs. Song to forgive me."
Everything she said was mocking Shen Wan.
Shen Wan smiled and said very generously: "It's okay, I won't argue with Mr. Kong."
Kong Ruyan was choked by her words. She gritted her molars and cursed the ignorant village woman in her heart. If she didn't care about herself, who did she think she was? She was worthy of saying this.
"By the way, how old is Mr. Kong this year?" Shen Wan asked when she saw that she was not young and had not combed her hair.
"Twenty-three" Kong Ruyan replied truthfully.
"How old is the child?"
"no kids."
"How many years have you been married?"
Kong Ruyan clenched the hands in her sleeves into fists, pulled the corners of her mouth, and replied: "Not yet married."
"We haven't gotten married yet!" Shen Wan shook her head pretending to be pity, "It's such a pity that Mr. Kong, such a talented woman, is twenty-three years old but hasn't gotten married yet! It's hard for this Dongchen man to Aren’t you blind in Chengdu?”
Ridiculing people! Who doesn’t?
Qiu Ju suppressed her laughter and echoed: "It's really a pity for Mr. Kong. My wife is Mr. Kong's age and she already has two children!"
What's so great about an old girl that no one wants? How dare you look down on her wife.
Kong Ruyan was so angry that she gritted her back teeth. What a pity, these two damn women were clearly mocking her.
It has always been a pain in her heart that she is not married yet, and she hates others saying this in front of her.
Shen Wan looked at her with a smile and said: "Ziyu and her second mother-in-law can ask you to be Ziyu's husband. It shows that you must be talented and learned. I have a question that I have never been able to find the answer to. I would like to ask you to help me answer it."
"Ma'am, please speak."
"How much does a pound of iron weigh or a pound of cotton?"
Hearing this, Song Ziyu and Lin Qingxue both looked at Shen Wan as if they were idiots. Do you still need to ask? Of course, they are too strong.
Kong Ruyan even sneered: "I didn't expect Madam to be unable to come up with an answer to such a simple question. Iron and cotton are naturally heavier than iron."
An ignorant village woman is an ignorant village woman, so this person should read more. If he reads more, he will not ask such ridiculous questions.
"Tiezhong? Are you sure, Mr. Kong?" Shen Wan asked, frowning.
Kong Ruyan nodded confidently and said, "Very sure, Tie Zhong."
"Hey..." Shen Wan sighed, shook her head and said: "One pound of iron and one pound of cotton, sir, actually said that iron is heavy. Mr. Kong, are you really a man of real talent and learning?"
Song Ziyu, Lin Qingxue and Kong Ruyan looked at Shen Wan with blank expressions, isn't it wrong?
Qiu Ju also thought it was Tie Zhong, but the meaning of what Madam said was obviously Tie Zhong was wrong. She raised her head and pointed her cheek with her finger and thought about it carefully. After a while, she figured out what Madam said. A pound! A pound of iron and a pound of cotton are naturally the same weight!
Kong Ruyan frowned and thought, could she have said it wrong? A pound of iron and a pound of cotton, don't they mean that iron is heavier? Wait...a pound, cotton and iron are both one pound...
At this time, Qiu Ju said loudly: "A pound of iron and a pound of cotton naturally weigh the same. How can it be that iron is heavier?"
Kong Ruyan's face looked like vegetables, and she blamed herself for being too careless and not thinking carefully. She only thought about iron and cotton, but she didn't expect that they weighed one kilogram each.
"I originally wanted to test whether your husband has real talents and learning, but I didn't expect this to be the result. Ziyu and her second mother, if you invite such a gentleman to come back and teach Ziyu, do you really want to teach Ziyu to become a talented woman?" Shen Wanyong He looked at Lin Qingxue suspiciously.
"This..." Lin Qingxue didn't know how to answer for a moment. This Kong Ruyan used to be a well-known talented woman, but she really didn't expect that she would be so useless, even answering such a simple question wrongly. .Although I think it’s Tie Zhong, she is the husband! How could she be wrong? Especially in front of Shen Wan, a village woman.
Qiu Ju said: "I can't even tell the difference between a pound of iron and a pound of cotton. If you still want to be a teacher, I'm afraid you will be misleading your children!"
Hearing Qiu Ju say this, Song Ziyu began to beat her heart. Although she herself thought it was iron heavy, this Mr. Kong is a gentleman! How could she be wrong? She also began to doubt whether this Mr. Kong could really She can teach herself to become a talented woman who is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting.
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