When other people come to the palace to learn the rules, they are all trepidatious, but she is better. Does this mean that she regards the palace as her own home?
When Tang Miaoxin saw them standing still, she asked with a puzzled look on her face: "Are you dividing the work there and how do you serve me?"
"Oh, I'm very easy to serve. Just two of you can come in and help me get dressed, two of you can do makeup, two of you can fetch water, two of you can get breakfast, and two of you can clean up the room."
All the nuns: “…”
How dare she order them around like this!
One grandma wanted to get angry, but was stopped by the more steady one next to her.
They remembered the queen's instructions and had to endure their displeasure. Now they had to let Tang Miaoxin get dressed, otherwise how could they teach her etiquette?
Therefore, the few nuns who were usually only at the Queen's command served Tang Miaoxin unwillingly.
Although they were reluctant, after all they were old ladies who had stayed in the palace for many years and were good at serving others.
Tang Miaoxin, who had never been served like this before, thought for the first time whether she should buy some maids after returning to the palace.
After Tang Miaoxin finally finished cleaning up, they came to give her etiquette lessons. They all cheered up and looked forward to what would happen next.
As for etiquette, if you want to maintain a standard of etiquette, you need to maintain a movement for a long time, which is very torturous.
All the nuns have made up their minds to torture Tang Miaoxin severely over this matter.
But if they wanted to teach Tang Miaoxin, they had to give a demonstration first. After they finished the demonstration, as soon as they asked Tang Miaoxin to do it, they found that her stomach hurt so much that she couldn't stand firmly.
The grandma who gave the demonstration was like this, so how could she still have the time to take care of Tang Miaoxin?
They said to the nanny next to them: "I have a stomachache, so I'll go and take a rest first, while you keep an eye on Princess Qin."
As soon as they left, the remaining nannies also felt a terrible stomachache and all ran to the hut.
However, there are only three pits in the hut, and there are ten pits for Mammy, so the pits are not enough for squatting.
So grandma, who usually pays the most attention to rules and etiquette, was holding her belly and jumping around without any image at all.
One nun was so depressed that she actually kicked open the door of the latrine and pulled out the nanny who had been occupying the latrine for almost an hour.
The grandma who was pulled out didn't even have her pants pulled up. She still had severe stomach pain and was very angry.
The two quarreled at first, and after the quarrel could not satisfy their needs, they started to fight, and then they got into a fight.
There were several nuns nearby who were waiting for the men to fight. When they saw them fighting, they were asked to go out and fight. Some of them were eager to get in.
As soon as the nun got in, the two nuns who were fighting outside became unhappy and went to pull her together again.
The nuns nearby tried to persuade me, but the situation was very chaotic.
And the hut was not built so securely. When several nuns were fighting in a ball, she stepped on the wooden pedals on it.
One of them fell down accidentally. When she fell, she pulled another one, and then another one, so three nuns fell in one after another.
The fourth nanny was already holding back her suffocation so much that she was so frightened by them that she immediately untied it in her pants...
The remaining few wanted to have a bowel movement, but their stomachs hurt so much that it was impossible to pull them up.
Tang Miaoxin watched this great drama and said "tsk tsk" twice.
She hasn't done anything yet, but these nuns have become like this!
She was always willing to help others. If something like this happened, she would definitely ask someone for help. It would be bad if a grandma drowned in the latrine.
She shouted at the door at the top of her lungs: "Someone is coming, help me! Grandma fell into the latrine and can't get out!"
Although this is the inner palace, there are many eunuchs and maids. The commotion here is really too loud, and people immediately come to watch the excitement.
When they saw the situation inside, many people were so disgusted that they even vomited out their overnight meals.
The palace was always quiet, but the noise here naturally alerted the masters of each palace.
Tang Miaoxin went to the palace to learn etiquette. All the masters in the palace knew that if something like this happened at this time, the masters knew that there would be a big drama soon.
The queen has been very violent in the palace these years, and there are many concubines who want to dislodge her.
The person who teaches people to follow the rules turns into the most unruly person, which is simply a huge drama in the harem!
Naturally, the palace concubines would not let go of such a good opportunity.
Immediately, a concubine winked at the eunuch beside her and asked him to report the news to Emperor Cheng Ming.
By the time the queen knew what was happening here and wanted to suppress it, it was already too late. The matter had already spread throughout the palace!
Even Emperor Chengming heard the news and rushed to the Queen's Fengqi Palace: "What is going on?"
The queen felt her head hurt when she saw Tang Miaoxin, who was shrinking her neck and looking cowering. She also wanted to know what was going on!
She took a deep breath and said to Tang Miaoxin: "Princess Qin was present at the time. Please tell me what happened."
Tang Miaoxin seemed to be frightened and said softly: "I...I don't know what's going on."
"After the nuns showed me the etiquette, they all complained that their stomachs hurt. I thought it was because they were being lazy, so I didn't take it to heart and continued to practice the moves they taught me."
"I was practicing when I heard something moving over there in the latrine. I went over and saw that several of them had fallen into the latrine."
After the nuns were fished out, they all stinked to the sky. Now they were kneeling below. One of them couldn't control it and let out a loud and long stinky fart.
Emperor Chengming: "..."
Queen: "!!!!!"
The concubine who came to see the excitement took a few steps back.
Aunt Li knew that if something like this happened, they would definitely be severely punished. At this time, she had to pull Tang Miaoxin into the water no matter what.
She kowtowed heavily to the ground: "To the Emperor and Queen, all of this was caused by Tang Miaoxin! It was she who poisoned us!"
Tang Miaoxin cried and said, "Mom, don't say this nonsense! I said I poisoned you, do you have any evidence?"
Grandma Li was stunned for a moment, and Tang Miao said to the queen aggrievedly: "When I entered the palace, everything on my body was inspected."
"If I bring poison into the palace, there's no way the guards on duty can't detect it!"
"This is my second time entering the palace, and I don't know anyone in the palace. After I entered the palace this time, I stayed in that palace and I haven't seen anyone."
"May I ask Aunt Li, where did my poison come from?"
Grandma Li was completely stunned by her question. She couldn't answer for a while, so she could only frown and said: "How do you know where Princess Qin's poison came from?"
"There were ten of us, and nothing happened before. Why did something happen when we were teaching you the rules and etiquette?"
Tang Miaoxin pursed her lips and said, "Ask me about this, how would I know! You are so cruel, maybe you have offended someone."
"I guess that person saw that I was easy to bully, so he wanted to put the blame on me to avoid punishment!"