He said softly at this time: "Little Xigua wet the bed again last night. It's embarrassing for him to wet the bed even though he is an adult. I will tell him when he grows up."
Tang Miaoxin said ruthlessly: "You wet the bed when you were two years old. Do you need me to remind you every day?"
Little Sweet Pea: "..."
He glared at Tang Miaoxin: "Mom, you must be lying, there is absolutely no way I would do such a thing!"
Tang Miaoxin smiled: "If you don't believe it, ask your imperial grandfather when you return to the cave."
Little Sweet Pea: "..."
He didn't want to talk to Tang Miaoxin anymore.
Ning Guzhou looked at the bickering couple, and then at Little Xingxing and Little Watermelon, who were sleeping soundly. His eyes were full of tenderness.
He never thought before that he would have such a warm home.
When their family of five was enjoying themselves happily, Sang Yan was finally carried back to the wedding room.
Song Shiyan waited in the house for a long time and didn't see Sang Yan come back, so he knew something must be wrong.
When she looked at Sang Yan who was drunk and unconscious, she grinded her teeth in hatred, what a man!
She looked at the two guards who sent Sang Yan back: "Why did he drink so much?"
The guard replied: "He said he was too happy tonight and wanted to drink more."
Song Shiyan raised his eyebrows, revealing his murderous intent.
When the two guards realized something was wrong, they hurriedly said: "Sister-in-law, you have worked hard tonight, we won't disturb you anymore."
After the two left, only Song Shiyan and Sang Yan were left in the wedding room.
Sang Yan was still talking nonsense: "I'm not drunk, I can still drink!"
Song Shiyan's eyes barely rolled up to the sky. This sentence was a standard statement among drunkards.
Sang Yan shouted there again: "Water, I'm so thirsty!"
Song Shiyan stretched out her hand and pressed his forehead hard: "Drink, drink, drink, I won't kill you!"
After she finished scolding, she resigned herself to getting water for Sang Yan to drink.
Sang Yan seemed to wake up a little after drinking the water. He looked at Song Shiyan with his eyes open and said, "Daughter-in-law, you are so beautiful!"
Song Shiyan: "..."
She didn't expect that this guy could say such things at this time.
She then asked: "Do you remember who your wife is?"
Sang Yan replied: "My wife is Song Shiyan, she is the best woman in the world."
"Although she usually looks a bit fierce, she is actually very soft on the inside."
"The fact that I can marry her is a blessing I gained in my previous life."
Song Shiyan: "..."
She really didn't expect to hear Sang Yan's words at this time.
She continued to ask: "If she is so good, how dare you get drunk on your wedding night and leave her alone?"
Sang Yan said confusedly: "Am I drunk? No, I can drink three more bottles!"
After he finished speaking, he sat up and wanted to drink, but then Song Shiyan slapped him back.
Sang Yan became even more dizzy. Song Shiyan asked him: "Why do you drink so much wine?"
Sang Yan replied: "I was so happy that I couldn't control it all of a sudden."
Song Shiyan asked him: "Why are you happy?"
Sang Yan replied: "Because I married the best woman in the world."
Song Shiyan continued to ask: "Among the women in the world, which one is better, your wife or Your Highness?"
Sang Yan replied: "Of course my wife is good. No matter how good your highness is, she is not mine. No matter how bad my wife is, she is still mine. So she is the best woman in the world."
Song Shiyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard this answer.
She asked him: "Who poured your wine first today?"
Sang Yan mentioned the names of several people. After Song Shiyan wrote down the names of these people, he went to the kitchen to make sobering soup.
After the hangover soup was ready, Sang Yan had already fallen asleep completely.
Song Shiyan twisted his ears and pinched his nose, and he fell asleep completely.
Although Song Shiyan was a little angry, he felt a little unable to get angry.
She took off Sang Yan's shirt, fetched some water and wiped his body, and finally laughed softly.
When Sang Yan woke up the next day, he only felt a splitting headache. He was stunned for a moment when he looked at the red eyes, and then he remembered his wedding last night.
He drank too much and has no memory of what happened next.
When he turned around, he saw Song Shiyan sleeping next to him, and was stunned again.
Song Shiyan also woke up, looked at him and asked, "Are you awake?"
Sang Yan nodded, and the next moment, he was kicked out of bed by Song Shiyan.
Sang Yan: "..."
He really didn't expect that he would be kicked out of bed on the first morning after his wedding.
He really wanted to have a good time, but what he said in the end was: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong!"
Song Shiyan asked with a smile: "Where did you go wrong?"
Sang Yan replied: "I shouldn't have drank last night..."
Before he could finish his sentence, Song Shiyan kicked him again.
Sang Yan: "..."
He realized his mistake now and looked at her with his neck scrunched up.
Song Shiyan sat on the edge of the bed, looked at him and said, "No, you are wrong. It wasn't that you drank, but that you didn't listen to me."
"Have you completely forgotten what I said yesterday about hating drunk people?"
Sang Yan: "..."
His neck shortened even further.
Song Shiyan snorted softly: "Looking at you, you just forgot everything. Since you don't take my words to heart, I won't embarrass you."
"You like drinking so much, just drink every day from now on!"
After she finished speaking, she took out a large jar of wine from under the bed and said, "If you don't finish this jar of wine today, don't go out."
Sang Yan: "..."
He looked at the large jar of wine and his head was full.
He could only say: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, I will never dare to do it again!"
Song Shiyan smiled and said, "Don't you dare anymore? Do you still want to get married again? Okay, let's divorce now, and you can find another woman to get married to."
Sang Yan's face turned pale instantly, and he hurriedly said: "That's not what I meant! What I mean is that I will never drink again."
"I'm really not to blame for what happened last night. If I'm to blame, it's those people who made me drink. I couldn't stop them at the time!"
After he finished speaking, he apologized in various ways and said sweet words to Song Shiyan.
Song Shiyan asked him after he was a little out of breath: "Do you still remember who made you drink?"
Sang Yan nodded and mentioned a list of names, which all matched those from last night.
Song Shiyan nodded slightly and said, "Okay, you can pick up the wine jar and follow me."
Sang Yan asked: "Daughter-in-law, where are you going?"
Song Shiyan replied: "Where else can you go? Of course you can go to settle the score with those who made you drink!"
"You are my man. If you are bullied, it is a slap in my face. I have to teach them how to behave."
Sang Yan: "..."
When he saw the murderous look all over her body, he was scared to death. Could she be going to fight?
He hurriedly said: "Daughter-in-law, listen to me, we just got married, it's not good to fight like this!"
Song Shiyan glanced at him, and then he said: "Wait a moment, I will bring the knife."