Zhou Qian ravaged Wang Xu for a while, but Lin Ming, Zhang He and Zhang Jie chose to watch the show.
The whole picture is simply not too harmonious.
Zhang He's previous sadness was washed away a lot by this.
The five-person group started laughing and joking again. Everyone was laughing and chatting about gossip, talking about happy things in the past and future goals and development.
Zhang He: "Brother Ming, I have decided that I will follow your example from now on, marry a wife, and have seven or eight children."
Lin Ming couldn't help but smile helplessly when he heard this.
Everyone listened and laughed jokingly: "You have so many children, can you raise them?"
"That's right, do you think anyone has the fertility ability as powerful as my sister-in-law?"
"My goal is very simple, just give birth to two cubs, preferably a boy and a girl."
"I want one."
Zhang Jie and Wang Xu both spoke in agreement. Now they are both mere commanders, but they are thinking about raising children in the future and how many children they will have.
At this moment, Bei Xinyao came over.
The voices of several people talking and laughing fell into her ears without missing a word.
"What are you talking about? You are having so much fun talking."
Bei Xinyao was holding Yaomei Laoqi in her arms at this time, and walked towards a few people, looking at them with a smile on her face.
When several people saw this, they shut their mouths one after another.
Zhou Qian stood up at this time and said with a smile: "Sister-in-law, we are praising you for your beauty."
"Haha, really?"
When Bei Xinyao heard this, she pursed her lips and smiled.
"Yes, we also said that thanks to your strong ability, you took over our boss." Zhou Qian covered her mouth and smiled, and then changed the topic to Lin Ming.
Lin Ming always felt that something would happen to these two women when they were together, and a sense of crisis suddenly arose in his heart.
"Really? I think he's okay, not as outstanding or perfect as you said." Bei Xinyao hugged Qibao, giggled, and said.
Immediately, she turned her head to look at Qibao in her arms, and said with a smile: "Yao Mei, do you think so?"
Qibao: "Wow..."
Lin Ming: "..."
really.
These two women must not be allowed to stay together. This unexpected situation made him stand on his back.
"Well, you guys talk first. I have a call coming over here. I'll go and answer the call."
Lin Ming picked up his cell phone and quickly moved his position.
The so-called phone number is of course fake.
He just didn't want to stay around these two women anymore, and the deeper meaning of what he said was too heavy.
It looked like the two women were competing for his favor and jealousy.
"Really, it doesn't matter if you live too well. If you are too popular with a woman, you will always be in trouble."
Lin Ming came downstairs to meditate, pillowed his head, sat on the sofa and sighed.
at last.
He looked bored and turned on the TV directly, and then watched the TV show.
Who knows.
After a while, there was movement from the stairs.
Lin Ming turned around and saw that it was Zhang He and the three boys coming downstairs.
When he came down, he was still mumbling words like "terrible", "it's really terrible", "women are terrible creatures" and other words.
"What are you guys mumbling about?"
Lin Ming raised his eyebrows slightly, looked at the three of them, and directly questioned them.
"Fuck."
"Brother Ming, you are really foresighted. You actually ran down here early."
"It's too scary, Brother Ming. Didn't you see that the fight between the two women above seemed to be full of joy and smiles, but in fact, there was a mystery hidden in their words and their sharp edges were revealed."
"Yes, our hair stood on end when we heard it, and we felt terrified."
"There is no more terrifying creature in this world than women."
"Who says otherwise? Hemorrhaging once a month or even several times can still survive tenaciously. Do you think there is any more terrifying and tenacious creature than this?"
Lin Ming: "..."
Is it really okay to say this to my wife in front of me?
"Ha ha……"
"Brother Ming, what are you looking at?"
"Why did you choose an animal world to look at? It focuses on how to continue the next generation."
When Lin Ming heard this, he was slightly startled and turned to watch TV.
really.
Two sea creatures are playing on the TV: how whales are mating.
Two huge meat tubes were connected together, and there was a text description on the side. A male explanation voice was plausible and impassioned.
"Brother, I finally found the reason why your genes are so powerful."
"I know it too."
"You must have seen too many reproduction scenes of these animals, so you know how to use techniques to give birth to more offspring."
"Forehead……"
Lin Ming looked at the three boys in front of him and was speechless for a while.
Immediately, he raised his eyebrows fiercely.
He stood up, looked at the three of them, twisted his neck, moved his joints, and grinned: "I think I haven't moved my body for a long time. How about you three give it a try?"
"Fuck."
"Brother, don't come over here. I was ravaged by a female man just now, and now my arms still hurt."
"Brother, don't come over here. I'm telling you, there are three of us, and we won't be afraid of you."
Lin Ming raised the corner of his mouth slightly and said with a smile: "It's okay, aren't there just three of us? You don't have to go alone, let's go together."
When the three heard this, they looked at each other.
Immediately.
"ah!!"
"Chong duck."
"Fuck Brother Ming."
The three of them scrambled, one faster and more aggressive than the other.
at last.
"ah……"
"Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, let go."
"Ah... my arm is going to be broken, my arm is going to be broken."
Lin Ming quickly wiped out the three boys with three strokes, five divided by two.
In the end, the three people huddled together and looked at Lin Ming tremblingly, with a look of grievance and pity in their eyes.
"Brother, you are too fierce."
"Brother, when did you get such good skills?"
"Yes, brother, why didn't we know this before?"
"Brother, I want to learn, please teach me."
"Teach me too."
"Teach me too. After I learn it, I must kill that couple of bitches."
When Lin Ming heard this, he raised his eyebrows slightly and said with a smile: "Do you really want to learn?"
"Uh-huh."
The three of them nodded in succession.
"Okay, then come out with me and I will teach you now."
When the three of them heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up.
The three of them had no idea what was waiting for them.
"I have a set of physical skills here that can not only strengthen the body, but are also extremely destructive."
Lin Ming said, looking at the three people standing in a row, looking at him with burning eyes, "If you want to learn this set of physical skills, physical fitness is a mandatory requirement."