When Lin Ming returned to the house with the three little dumplings, he saw no one in the house.
Let go of Erbao and Yaomei in my arms.
Lin Ming shouted: "Honey, I'm back."
"Mom, daddy is back."
"Mom, mom..."
After Erbao and Yaomei were put down, they ran directly upstairs.
Dabao stayed by Lin Ming's side, suddenly reached out and tugged on his trousers, and said, "Dad, Mommy may be sick."
"Sick?"
Lin Ming was slightly stunned, squatted down, looked at Dabao Lin Chen, and asked: "Chenchen, tell dad, what happened to Mom?"
With a serious expression on his face, Dabao said, "Mama has been looking at her phone these past two days, crying and laughing sometimes, and ignored us."
"Mom loves us, so Mom must be sick."
Listening to Dabao's words, Lin Ming was instantly amused.
but.
He felt that his old woman must have gone too far in doing this, and she didn't even care about the little dumplings.
What kind of drama are you chasing after to be so obsessed with it?
Come upstairs.
"Giggle..."
Before Lin Ming entered the house, he heard a woman's laughter coming from inside.
"Hey, this woman needs a good education tonight."
With a helpless sigh, Lin Ming stepped forward and opened the door.
As a result, I just opened the door.
Bei Xinyao covered her chest, sat on the bed and backed away, looked at him with some horror, and shouted: "Ah... don't come over."
Lin Ming was stunned for a moment, but he raised his eyebrows and instantly thought of something.
This woman is playing a role-playing role with herself.
Looking at the woman in front of him with a melancholy expression, he asked: "Why?"
Bei Xinyao stood up and leaned back, "You don't look like a good person."
Lin Ming had no choice but to wave his hands and said: "Everyone says so, but I am a good person."
At this time, Bei Xinyao suddenly walked over, stretched out her green hands and put them in front of him, shook her fingers, and said with a serious expression on her face: "No, you are not!"
Lin Ming kept doing nothing: "Okay, then I'll listen to you."
As he said that, he was about to take off his clothes.
At this moment, Bei Xinyao stepped back and shouted: "Help, it's indecent, it's so sudden."
Bang!
Suddenly, the door to the room was opened and Aunt Zhao rushed in.
"Uncle, madam, you..."
Aunt Zhao's sudden attack instantly stunned the two people who were still online.
Lin Ming had a flash of inspiration and took the opportunity to speak: "Wow... Aunt Zhao's heroine! I met you for the first time as a bad guy today, and suddenly I got a little excited."
Aunt Zhao: "???"
Aunt Zhao looked at Lin Ming with a confused face, her mind was full of questions, and her eyes showed a look of shock and surprise.
Does my uncle suffer from epilepsy?
Got a brain convulsion again?
Lin Ming looked at Aunt Zhao, blinked his eyes, and motioned for her to cooperate with him.
Aunt Zhao looked at Lin Ming and then at Bei Xinyao behind her, saying she still looked confused.
The next moment.
Aunt Zhao reacted. She put her hands on her waist and assumed a heroic posture, "Let go of that girl."
Seeing Aunt Zhao acting as a hero, Lin Ming almost couldn't help but burst out laughing.
He took a slight breath and then said, "But I haven't touched her yet."
Aunt Zhao snorted coldly, folded her hands in front of her chest, and leaned against the door frame. She looked at Lin Ming and sneered: "Then I'll wait for you."
Lin Ming put on a helpless expression, turned around, looked at Bei Xinyao, unbuttoned and buttoned them up, and complained: "Are people in today's society so aggressive?"
"Let her go!"
At this moment, Aunt Zhao, the Heroic Angel of Justice, rushed over. She took out a pack of QQ gummies from nowhere, and then flicked them on Lin Ming's forehead one by one.
Lin Ming looked helpless, shook his head and said: "It's so wronged, can it be more fatal?"
Aunt Zhao: "Nirvana! Super beauty mask!"
What actually came his way was a big slap on his face.
"ah……"
Lin Ming pretended to let out a scream.
At this time, Aunt Zhao took out a mirror and said to Lin Ming: "Look at how you look after whitening. You look like a good person."
Lin Ming froze on the spot for a moment.
He looked at himself in the mirror, and a look of pride immediately appeared on his face.
at this time.
The roadside woman played by Bei Xinyao suddenly walked over, stared at him affectionately, and said: "You are not only a good person, you are my man."
As he spoke, his head rested on Lin Ming's shoulder.
Lin Ming looked at Aunt Zhao and said, "The heroine, that's it for today. Let's go back first."
After hearing this, Aunt Zhao turned and left.
"Hahaha……"
"Pfft..."
"Giggle..."
Almost at the same time, three laughing pig sounds were heard. Lin Ming, Bei Xinyao and Aunt Zhao held their stomachs and laughed.
Lin Ming looked at his wife and asked, "Wife, is this the effect you want?"
Bei Xinyao laughed while holding her belly, and nodded and said: "Yes, husband, your acting is so similar, I really feel like a gangster."
When Lin Ming heard this, he was speechless for a while.
Aunt Zhao went and came back. She looked at the two of them and said, "Uncle, madam, was my performance okay just now?"
It's okay if she doesn't speak.
Just speak.
"Pfft..."
"Hahaha……"
The two of them couldn't help it anymore and laughed directly.
Lin Ming nodded repeatedly and said, "Look, Aunt Zhao, your serious look is really funny."
Bei Xinyao also covered her mouth and smiled: "Aunt Zhao, where did you get the QQ gummies just now? I am a mung bean, Mung Bean Man, but you have become a QQ man."
Aunt Zhao was extremely embarrassed. She looked at the two of them, and finally her eyes fell on Lin Ming, "Uncle, just don't blame me."
Smiling awkwardly, Aunt Zhao continued: "I just heard Madam's shout and rushed over. I thought something had happened, but it turned out that you were acting out a plot on TV."
"Ahem..."
Lin Ming straightened his expression and looked at Aunt Zhao: "Aunt Zhao, thank you for your hard work and your effort in cooperating with our performance."
Aunt Zhao smiled awkwardly and said, "That's okay, I'll go down first."
"okay."
Lin Ming nodded slightly, and Aunt Zhao left quickly.
Seriously: I turned a blind eye when I was supposed to cooperate with you in your performance...
After leaving the door, Aunt Zhao shook her head and sighed as she walked: "Hey, this young man now doesn't know what his hobby is. It's so strange."
Lin Ming regained his mood and looked at Bei Xinyao. Just as he was about to speak, several milky voices appeared behind him: "Dad, why are you bullying Mommy?"