After searching half of the islands in the South China Sea, the Tianwu fleet finally found the sea outside Haixing Island.
He Jinghui looked at the terrain of Starfish Island in front of him and felt extremely pained.
The entire island is surrounded by four huge whirlpools, with only a narrow channel in the middle accessible.
The huge Fuzhou ship will definitely be difficult to pass, and even the larger Haicang ship will probably be difficult to pass.
Only the smallest Cangshan boat can go in.
"Nerd, what should I do if I can't get through? Why don't I stop looking at this crappy place?"
Huo Zhuge shook his head slightly:
"Ahem, there should be a small gang on this island. If you don't take a look, you won't feel at ease. Let's go to Cangshan Ship."
He Jinghui said with a look of disgust:
"I won't go. Even if you kill me, I won't get on that little broken boat. Let Wang Kun go."
Huo Zhuge sighed lightly:
"We are still losing our childish temper. Okay, let's let Chen Kun go to the island to have a look."
Chen Kun, captain of the Tianwu Fleet's first brigade, is good at using a cool saw. If this weapon is used by a strong person, it can cut people in two.
However, Chen Kun is not strong enough, so he can only hurt people every time. The people he hurts feel like they are being tortured, so he got the nickname "Tangtang Hand".
Of course, this is what outsiders call him. People in the Tianwu fleet generally call him "Fart King Kun".
I heard that it’s because I’ve lost my Qi while practicing Qigong, so I fart at least dozens of times every day.
On the Cangshan boat.
Chen Kun stuck his butt out, and with a series of soft "puff puff" sounds, a comfortable expression gradually appeared on his face, as if to say: Comfortable——.
The deputy beside him held his nose in disgust and backed away.
Chen Kun turned around and found his deputy running away, so he immediately rushed forward and kicked him:
"Damn it, why are you running? If you haven't heard a loud fart, you won't smell it, and if you smell a fart, it won't make a sound? How can such a loud fart stink?"
The deputy looked innocent and said while hiding:
"How many sour beans did you eat in the morning? Don't you know how many sour beans you ate in the morning? This butt smells like sour beans. Smell it yourself and don't come over here. It stinks to death."
Chen Kun opened his nose and smelled it himself. Sure enough, there was a smell of sour beans. He immediately raised his butt and made a 'pop' sound, and the smell became stronger.
"Haha, that's the taste. It tastes the same as the pickled beans I had in the morning."
After saying that, he rushed up and kicked the deputy and said angrily:
"Damn it, not only did you smell my farts, but you also dared to steal my formula, I'll kick you to death, you shameless thing."
The deputy was jumped up and down, dodging left and right:
"Who the hell wants your recipe? You ate two plates of sour beans alone this morning and you thought others were blind."
At this time a sailor came over and shouted:
"Captain, we have arrived at the shore, do you want to go to the island?"
Only then did Chen Kun stop chasing and beating the deputy. He first put his butt up and made a 'pop' sound, and then yelled:
"Let's go to the island."
…
The harbor side of Starfish Island.
The one-eyed dragon took more than thirty young men from the Squid Gang, waiting for the crew of the Tianwu fleet to land on the island.
Their clothes were all in tatters and they didn't even have any decent weapons.
When anyone sees them, the first feeling is that they are poor, and the second feeling is that they are weak.
This is the strategy formulated by Hou Yao, to show the enemy that he is poor and weak, and then wait for an opportunity to persuade him to leave.
There are too many secrets on the island. Whether it is the glass-burning factory or the newly planted corn and sweet potatoes, they are all things that cannot be easily revealed to others now.
More importantly, there is the gunpowder manufacturing workshop, plus Bai Tao and Jiang Hong, which are completely invisible to the light.
It is of course impossible to allow unrelated people to freely land on the island and conduct searches.
However, with the current strength of the Squid Gang, it is unrealistic to resist a behemoth like the Tianwu Fleet.
The best way is to let them retreat on their own.
Chen Kun jumped onto the shore with a dozen members of the First Brigade and glanced at the personnel guarding here:
"Which one of you is the leader?"
The one-eyed dragon came out of the crowd, hunched back, nodded and bowed:
"The villain Shan Xiong is the second leader of the Squid Gang. I don't know what I call you, sir? The one in Tianwu Fleet?"
Chen Kun stuck out his butt and made a 'pop' sound, and then said proudly:
"I am the 'Execution Hall Hand' Chen Kun, the captain of Tianwu's first team. I have been ordered by the boss to search your island. Anyone who knows how to do it will cooperate with me, do you understand?"
The one-eyed dragon said respectfully:
"I asked why you are so majestic and extraordinary. It turns out that it is Captain Chen who is driving the island. The island is really flourishing.
I asked why I heard magpies chirping this morning. This is a sign that a noble person is coming to the island."
Chen Kun turned around and glanced at the deputy next to him with a stern look on his face, his eyes full of arrogance:
Did you see that my name has spread to the South China Sea?
"Okay, let's go and show us around."
The one-eyed dragon nodded and bowed:
"Please, please, go this way."
Squid helped everyone separate the road to let Chen Kun and others pass.
The further the one-eyed dragon took Chen Kun, the more smelly it became. There was feces everywhere on the road.
Chen Kun became more and more disgusted as he walked, and finally couldn't help but said angrily:
"Are you treating this road as a cesspool? It's so smelly? How can anyone live here?"
The one-eyed dragon said apologetically:
"Yes... I'm sorry. There are many children on the island, and that half of the island is a deserted island with venomous snakes.
It's close to the village, and there are people walking around here, so it's safer. On weekdays, we just let them come here for convenience, so it's a bit smelly."
Before I finished speaking, I saw a child squatting in the grass next to me and defecating.
‘Puch—’ a clear fart sound,
The child had a look of ecstasy on his face. It looked like he had a great time.
Chen Kun only felt his anus tighten, and he also raised his buttocks and sang:
"Damn it, you guys, let's go, hurry up."
An awkward smile appeared on the one-eyed dragon's face:
"Master Chen, please come inside...please come inside..."
After walking not far, when we arrived at the center, we saw many low shabby houses where children were playing.
The place was also smelly. Chen Kun held his nose and walked around, and suddenly saw a few better houses in the back:
"Where are those houses?"
The one-eyed dragon said solemnly:
"Go back to your lord, that's where the female relatives live. Please show some dignity and don't go there."
Chen Kun ignored it at all and insisted on forcing his way in:
"What a useless female family, brothers, let's go and have a look."
The one-eyed dragon hurriedly blocked:
"Mr. Chen, you can't do it. That is the residence of our gang leader and all the female relatives on the island. If you break in like this, you will violate a taboo."
Chen Kun stuck out his butt and said with a 'pop':
"Did you hear that? I don't believe you. A bunch of pirates are so taboo. Brothers, let's go."
At this time, Zhou Tiesheng came out of the crowd, pointed at Chen Kun and cursed:
"Second Leader, this bully bully is so embarrassing. Even if we fight with them, we will never let them humiliate the gang leader."
After saying that, everyone in the Squid Gang behind them shouted loudly:
"Yes, fight with them, don't humiliate the gang leader."
"Fight...fight..."
…
Chen Kun smiled contemptuously:
"Want to fight us to the death? You're afraid you're not qualified yet. Boy, you're so crazy. You dare to stand in my way."
Zhou Tiesheng was about to reply, but Chen Kun suddenly kicked him. Fortunately, he was on guard and dodged in time.
"So insidious and despicable. Is this the style of the Tianwu Gang? I understand."
Chen Kun's sneak attack failed, and he couldn't help but be a little surprised. It was really unexpected that there were masters in such an inconspicuous pirate gang.
"Hey, kid, you've got a chance. Come on, let me weigh you down. You watch the others, and I'll chop down whoever dares to move."
After saying that, he fought Zhou Tiesheng with his bare hands.
Zhou Tiesheng did not dare to use weapons and could only resist with fists and feet.
The two of them fought for more than ten rounds in an instant, and they were evenly matched.
Here, Chen Kun only felt that he was losing face. As the captain of the first team of the Tianwu fleet and the third most powerful master, he could not defeat a small gang's minions.
Zhou Tiesheng, on the other hand, became more and more frightened as he fought. Thanks to his recent diligent practice of the Wild Wind Sword Technique, which allowed him to break through to the fourth level, he could only barely guarantee that he would not lose. He had almost no chance of winning.
After the two fought for more than a hundred rounds, Chen Kun finally gained the upper hand and kicked Zhou Tiesheng to the core.
Zhou Tiesheng took dozens of steps back and finally sat down on the ground.
Chen Kun breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. It was so dangerous and he finally won it. Otherwise, he would not be able to explain to his brothers:
"Boy, thanks to you, you can actually hold on for so long in my hands, but if you want to beat me, you will have to practice for hundreds more years."
As he spoke, he held the cold saw behind his back in his hand:
"You have no objection now, right? Search it for me."
Everyone in the Tianwu fleet rushed in anxiously. As soon as they opened the door of a room, they saw a half-naked woman who let out an earth-shattering scream.
The members of the Tianwu fleet blushed and ran back in a hurry:
"Team...Captain, you are such a woman."
This is Yu Xiuer taking Shen Yuluoyan and a dozen women who were rescued from the Haima Gang before.
In addition to the few women who were on the island before, a total of more than 20 people rushed out,
Yu Xiuer said with an angry look:
"Tianwu Gang, don't be too embarrassed. I asked you to search the island. What else do you want? Do you still want to bully us women?"
The Tianwu fleet has strict disciplines and clearly prohibits bullying women and children, otherwise they will be expelled from the fleet. This is an iron rule and the bottom line.
Chen Kun didn't dare to cross this bottom line. When he saw that he really provoked a bunch of women, he also looked embarrassed:
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, I thought they deceived us before, so...,
Oh, okay, let’s not search this area anymore, let’s go look elsewhere.”
How could Yu Xiuer agree to it, and worked so hard to set up this trap, just to use this as an excuse to prevent them from entering the island.
"Stop, you are not welcome on our island, please leave immediately."
Chen Kun said with disdain:
"This is not your decision. My boss He said that the whole island must be searched. Let's go, brothers, let's go elsewhere."
Yu Xiuer roared with a livid face:
"You are really deceiving people too much. This is the only place where people live on this island. You have already searched everything, what else do you want to search for?
Our sisters' bodies have been seen by you, what else do you want?
Do the people from the Tangtangtian Wu Gang only bully women?"
Chen Kun carefully looked at the group of women in front of him, finally focused on Yu Xiuer, and said slowly:
"Black girl, you are their gang leader, right? I warn you, you will have to pay a price for humiliating our Tianwu fleet."