Silly Zhu twisted his head and curled his lips and said: "Who said that I would regret it? I, He Yuzhu, speak with a clear voice, and I won't even look back when I hit the south wall. I, I, I, I actually..."
"What am I? He Yuzhu! I am your legal wife now, and the marriage certificate is not warm, so you want a divorce? I, Liu Yuhua, am not a cabbage, so you, a cook, just throw it away? What do you think of me?
?I will call the registered comrades now and ask them to come out and comment!"
"Oh~ don't, don't, don't, I made a mistake, okay? This happened too fast, please let me take it slow."
"Why are you slowing down? I won't go to work this afternoon. Let's go shopping for groceries. Tomorrow is Sunday. Let's set up a few tables in the courtyard to make the neighbors happy!"
"We have to return the bicycle to Lin Zhen first, right? We can't let him walk home!"
"It's okay. Lin Zhen said, you can ride the bike as you like. He will walk back after get off work today."
"Those are polite words from others, do you take them seriously?"
"I don't mince words. If someone treats me politely, I will take it seriously!"
"No, you don't have to go home first? Then you can choose a good day, put on new clothes, put on some flowers, and ask your parents to send you over, don't you think? You can live in it directly, without having to worry about the backyard.
Is it the same as Qin Jingru’s?”
Liu Yuhua curled her lips and said with a smile: "Don't fool me. There is a new era and a new atmosphere. No one uses that old etiquette now. Let's go! Go home and see what my home looks like!"
"My legs are sore and I don't have the strength to pedal!"
Silly Zhu shook his hands and squatted on the ground unable to get up.
What he said was half true, and he really didn't have the strength to pedal.
But it's not because Liu Yuhua is too fat, but because he is too discouraged.
When I thought about Liu Yuhua lying on his bed in the future, I also thought about not being able to get Qin Huairu.
In an instant, it was like a rubber ball that ran out of air, and all that was left was sighing.
Liu Yuhua ignored him and pushed the bicycle over.
"Sit up and I'll take you!"
Silly Zhu shook his head, "Don't sit down! What? How can a man let a woman take care of him? How embarrassing!"
"I can bring my man! Come up here!"
"No!"
"Can't you get on?"
"Hey! What can I do if I don't have sex with you? Let me tell you Liu Yuhua, you are a woman and I don't have the same level of understanding as you. If it were a man, I would have beaten you!"
Silly Zhu stared, and the veins on his neck popped out.
He is a face-saving person. If he really lets a woman take him on a bicycle, she might as well give him a good beating.
Liu Yuhua curled her lips and smiled, "I heard that you are a very good fighter, and even an average man is no match for me. Do you want to fight with me now?"
As he spoke, he hugged Shazhu's waist.
Silly Zhu kept backing up, "Okay, okay, don't make trouble, I'll take you, come up!"
…
Sha Zhu was going to marry Liu Yuhua, and Qin Huairu spread the news when she came home at noon.
Everyone in the courtyard was very happy because Shazhu was going to set up a few tables for banquets, so they could eat as much as they could.
The happiest person is the deaf old lady.
I stood at the gate waiting to see what my granddaughter-in-law looked like.
It was three o'clock in the afternoon.
Silly Zhucai pedaled his bicycle back, sweating profusely from exhaustion.
Sitting behind him was Liu Yuhua, who smiled like a sunflower.
The deaf old lady closed her eyes tightly, opened them again and rubbed them.
The expression is difficult to describe at the moment.
"This...is indeed a fat girl...how can she be so fat in this day and age?"
"Old lady, why are you at the door?" Shazhu hurriedly got out of the car.
The deaf old lady pulled the fool away and said, "Go ahead and don't block my granddaughter-in-law's view!"
"Hello grandma, I am Liu Yuhua. I have heard of you. You are the ancestor of this courtyard!"
The deaf old lady said happily: "Good, good! He is a good boy, rich and easy to have children!"
Liu Yuhua said: "As long as you like it, it's better than Zhu Zhu. He regretted it as soon as he left the Civil Affairs Bureau and wanted to divorce me!"
"What? How dare he? You rebelled against him!" The deaf old lady raised her cane and was about to hit her.
Silly Zhu said impatiently: "Okay! Old lady, please stop causing trouble and quickly lead this girl to your room to calm down. She was going crazy along the way!"
Liu Yuhua laughed and said: "It has been four years and I finally got married. Can you be unhappy? Do you know how I have lived these four years?"
Silly Zhu shook his head, "I don't know, and I don't want to know. Anyway, I won't have an easy time in the next four years!"
"What did you say, Zhuzhu? Come on, do whatever you have to do!"
The third aunt in the front yard, the first aunt in the middle yard, Mrs. Jia Zhang, and the second aunt and Qin Jingru in the backyard all came out.
These people who are not working want to watch the fun.
When they saw Liu Yuhua's true face in Lushan, everyone couldn't help but be speechless.
When it comes to appearance, Liu Yuhua is not so ugly as to be scary.
Big round face, rich appearance, fair and fat, tall.
But being so fat and tall is a bit too out of the ordinary.
It was two fingers taller than Sha Zhu, and Qin Jingru, who came to watch the fun, only reached Liu Yuhua's shoulders.
Liu Yuhua's waist is slightly thicker than Shazhu's.
In terms of weight, neither Jia Zhang nor Mr. Er can compare.
1 The aunt calmed down.
I was thinking why did Lao Yi introduce such a fat girl to Zhu Zhu in the first place?
Not to mention Zhu Zhu’s high standards, even I can’t look down on him, right?
Oh, forget it, I already got the marriage certificate.
The pillars are missing.
"Zhuzi, is this Miss Yuhua?"
Silly Zhu nodded awkwardly, "Uh, um! This is Liu Yuhua, Comrade Yuhua, this is the first aunt of our hospital."
"1 Hello, aunt, I heard that you don't have any children, please treat me as your child from now on!"
"Ah??? Uh, okay, okay..." Aunt 1's eyes turned red and she turned back to the house.
Silly Zhu said angrily: "Liu Yuhua, what did you say?"
Liu Yuhua said innocently: "I, I didn't say anything? I only spoke from my heart."
"Okay, okay, let's go to the backyard and have a rest!"
"No, I want to see our house first. Which house is our home?"
Qin Jingru quickly pointed to the door of Shazhu's house and said with a smile: "This is it. This is Shazhu's house. My sister often cleans the house for him. When you get married, you won't need my sister anymore, hahaha."
"Well, of course, you are Qin Jingru, the second sister Qin, right?"
"Yes, it's me."
"It's nice to see you. Just like you, I moved in after getting the certificate and didn't wait for my parents to send it to me. I was afraid of being kicked by a man!"
"Well, I don't know if Silly Zhu can kick me. Anyway, my Damao won't kick me."
"My pillars don't know how to do it. Even if I kick them, they may not be able to move!"
Ha ha ha ha……
The two people finally came together, talking and laughing.
Mrs. Jia Zhang curled her lips and returned to the house.
I thought to myself that Silu Zhu drank fake wine? Or took fake medicine?
Why did you bring a Taoist god into the courtyard?
The third aunt and the second aunt looked at each other and shook their heads slightly.
I thought that the second and third sons in my family would rather be single than marry such a fat girl.
This is not only a matter of appearance, but also how straightforward you speak. Is there something missing in your mind?
Silly Zhu wanted to drive Liu Yuhua to the deaf old lady's house in the backyard, hoping that she would calm down.
It's best if you regret it. Even if you lose some money, you are still willing to do so.
But Liu Yuhua only took three steps and ran from the patio of the central courtyard to Shazhu's house.
"Zhuzi, our house must be 45 square meters, right?"
Silly Zhu had a black line on his head and sighed without saying anything.
The deaf old lady said: "Zhuzhu, go and buy vegetables at Dongdan Vegetable Market. Don't be afraid of spending money. Prepare at least five dishes to entertain people in the courtyard and Yuhua's family."
Silly Zhu frowned and said: "Five seats? How can I call it extravagance and waste? Isn't it worth it if someone criticizes me again?"
"Stop fooling me here. If you have a marriage certificate, it is not called extravagance. Yuhua is your wife. Remember, she trusts you with her body and is willing to get the certificate from you. You can't let her down.
If your wife doesn’t leave the court, she can’t be ruthless and unjust!”
Silly Zhu curled his lips, "What do you mean by being willing to get the certificate from me? It's like losing her. You didn't see how happy she was at that time. I am the victim. I see that you guys worked together to scheme!"
"What did you say, you coward? Go quickly!"
Seeing the deaf old lady raising her crutches again, Silly Zhu pushed the bicycle and ran away quickly.
After exiting the gate, I pushed the car slowly and leisurely towards the steel rolling mill.
He has no backbone at all now and doesn't know where to go.
Going to buy groceries and hold a banquet?
Come on, he just wants a divorce now.
But when you get divorced right after you get your marriage certificate, why don't you get arrested by the comrades from the Civil Affairs Bureau just because the woman doesn't look good?
Just like that, we arrived at the steel rolling mill in confusion.
I found Lin Zhen first and said, "Lin Zhen, the car is returned to you and put in the carport. Let me tell you."
After saying this, Silly Zhu turned around and left.
"Silly Zhu, wait a minute, you look downcast, like a defeated rooster, what's wrong with you?"
Silly Zhu sighed: "It's nothing, I don't want to say it!"
Lin Zhen smiled and said: "What's going on? Did Liu Yuhua regret it halfway and you can't even marry Liu Yuhua?"
"Humph! You underestimate me, brother! When Liu Yuhua marries me, her whole family will burn incense and be as happy as a flower!"
"Then what's going on with you? You look lifeless?"
Silly Zhu sighed and looked around to see if there was no one around.
He whispered: "I feel like I've been tricked by you. I got hot-headed and confusedly asked Liu Yuhua to get the certificate. Isn't this nonsense? I can't bear her tonnage!"
Lin Zhen narrowed his eyes and smiled slightly, "So you regret it?"
Silly Zhu gritted his teeth and said: "If you say you don't regret it, that's your grandson!"
"Do you think you're at a disadvantage?"
"Of course! I am a young man, my monthly salary is 37.5 yuan, and my salary will be raised next year. With Liu Yuhua? I will suffer a big loss!"
"Okay, okay, you can pull him down. It's not you who is in trouble, but Liu Yuhua?"
"What? Are you making me laugh?"
Lin Zhen smiled coldly, "Humph, you are a young man, and I am not a married man with children. You have a high salary. Liu Cheng has a daughter, and the combined salary of father and daughter is higher than you. Liu Yuhua is not only fatter but also taller.
Yes, I’m good enough for you! Just you? You can’t argue with a widow, and your reputation as a fool has spread throughout the factory. If people didn’t really care about you, would they fall in love with you?”
"I, what's wrong with me?"
"You? You are not only a bitch, but you are also indifferent, have a bad mouth and offend others, and you also just want to hear others praise you. By the way, you are a coward when you step on the horse. You took a big girl to get the certificate. You will regret it later.
, If you don’t have the guts, don’t take people to the Civil Affairs Bureau. How can you let an older girl get married in the future? Getting a certificate is child’s play? You’re worse than Xu Damao!”