"Shut up! Lin Zhen! I don't dare to mess with you in real life, but why not here? This horse riding is my dream!"
Lin Zhen slapped his forehead speechlessly, is this really crazy?
Silly Zhu took off his cotton-padded jacket, put a pillow on his head, and kicked off his cotton-padded shoes.
He leisurely walked to the ground, crossed his legs, and hummed a tune while basking in the sun.
"The peach leaves are pointed to the top, and the willow leaves cover the sky. The one in its place..."
The neighbors all looked at each other, not knowing what to do with Silly Pillar.
Third uncle Yan Bugui's eyes widened, "Oh, isn't this stupid Zhu really stupid?"
Xu Damao muttered in the crowd: "You sing really well!"
Lou Xiao'e, Yu Li, Qin Jingru, You Fengxia and other female relatives all covered their mouths and snickered.
Silly Zhu frowned and stopped singing, pointed at the people around him, curled his lips and said: "You guys, what are you laughing at! Especially you, Yan Laoxi'er, how great is it to be a third uncle? If you are stingy, sooner or later
Neither your son nor your daughter will be filial to you!"
"Hey! Silly Zhu, don't pretend to be crazy with me! What are you talking about?"
"Humph, and you, Liu Jianguo, what are you hiding? After I beat Liu Guangtian, I found an excuse to beat you. I haven't beaten you for several years. Do you want to go to the house to uncover the tiles? Ah? Dare you call the police to arrest Aunt Jia?"
Liu Jianguo pursed his lips and said, "You are crazy, I don't know the same level as you!"
"Tch! Hey, hey, there's also you, my grandson Xu Damao! Even if you ride a horse, you deserve a child? You're raising a daughter-in-law for Lin Zhen, and Damao, you're such a loser!"
"Silly Zhu, are you looking for death? Don't think that no one will mess with you just because you pretend to be crazy. I don't have the common sense of someone who has been in prison!"
"And you, Lin Zhen, what are you talking about? Aren't you just relying on your brain to be better? No matter how smart you are, can you turn Lou Xiao'e's elements into a farmhand? You can't, I am a farmhand!"
"Oh shit! He's really confused. I have to wake him up!"
Lin Zhen raised his hand and was about to slap her, but Lou Xiaoe quickly grabbed her husband.
She couldn't help but laugh and said: "Master, don't be like him, let him lie here."
Silly Zhu curled his lips and said: "Oh~ That's pretty much it. I won't talk nonsense to you anymore. I have to find my wife! Don't wake up from your dream when the wake-up bell rings!"
Silly Zhu climbed up as he spoke, unbuckled his belt, and walked toward the backyard.
He was also humming a newly composed ditty in his mouth.
"There is a Liu Laosan in the fitter department of the steel rolling mill. Speaking of this Liu Laosan, he gave birth to a daughter, Chanjuan."
boom!
Snapped!
"Ouch~"
Just as Si Zhu was about to take off his cotton trousers, Lin Zhen caught up from behind and kicked Si Zhu in the butt.
The silly column he kicked fell to the ground on the spot, and a strange pain shot up from his tail bone.
Snapped!
Before Silly Zhu could react, Lin Zhen slapped him again.
Now Shazhu is awake.
The pain made him understand that everything in front of him was not a dream, but a real reality.
When I looked back at the neighbors, they were all laughing.
You Fengxia and Yan Jiedi covered their eyes and peeked out from between their fingers.
The third aunt laughed and pushed the two girls into the room to prevent them from watching the fun.
He Yuyu heard something unusual and hurriedly came out of the house and saw his brother stunned in the hallway door.
He was covering his face with one hand and holding on to his cotton pants with the other.
He was covered in dirt and there was blood at the corner of his mouth.
After all, he is his brother, no matter how angry he is, he still has to care.
"Brother, what's wrong with you? Who hit you?"
Lin Zhen said helplessly on the side: "I beat him. If he doesn't beat him, he will take off his buttocks. This is to humiliate Yuhua in broad daylight. I have to beat him to wake him up, otherwise he won't be able to squat for a year."
"
"Ah? Brother! What are you going to do? What kind of fun are you doing?"
Silly Zhu blushed instantly and quickly tied up his belt.
"I, I, I, I thought it was a dream, so I just acted blindly! Ouch! I have no shame in living!"
Silly Zhu lowered his head and ran back to the front yard. He put on his cotton shoes amidst the laughter of everyone, picked up the cotton-padded jacket on the ground, covered his head with it, and ran home in despair.
In this life, Shazhu never dares to recall what he just experienced.
After He Yuyu found out what happened, he felt both distressed and amused. He covered his forehead and couldn't laugh or cry.
"Lin Zhen, thank you~"
"You're welcome. I do good deeds without expecting anything in return. Please go and enlighten me. Silly Zhu's face-loving character will definitely get crazy after a while!"
"Yes, yes, I'll hurry over and take a look."
Qin Huairu also heard about what happened, covered her mouth and held back her laughter and went to Silly Zhu's house.
The neighbors talked for a while and then dispersed. They were really shocked by Si Zhu's behavior.
Silly Zhu felt like dying in the room.
Lying on the bed with her head covered, she didn't listen to anything Rain and Qin Huairu said.
He Yuyu said: "It's okay, brother, why are you embarrassed? I'm a grown man, don't be a bitch, get up quickly, it's time to have lunch!"
"What do you know? I have been in prison for a year and I am considered a respectable person. But I did such a shameful thing. Not to mention losing face, I want to slap myself to death with a piece of tofu!"
Qin Huairu said with a smile: "If you squat in front of Jie Fang and say that others are afraid when you come out, you are considered a gangster. Now sitting in the dormitory is not a shameful thing. It would have been embarrassing enough to squat for a year, so don't do it anymore.
Don’t worry about what happened just now!”
"You didn't see Xu Damao's mocking expression just now. He almost burst out laughing!"
"Pfft~cough!"
Qin Huairu burst into laughter and quickly coughed to cover it up.
"Okay, okay, who hasn't had a moment of embarrassment? I've done everything, what can you do? Do you really want to hang yourself?"
Silly Zhu sat up suddenly and said angrily: "Qin Huairu, why are you laughing at me? Didn't I go to Liu Guangtian just to vent your anger, and was surprised by Liu Yuhua?"
"Pull me down, you are here to find Liu Yuhua, don't think I don't know!"
Silly Zhu said angrily: "In the final analysis, I still blame you two. Liu Yuhua has changed so much. He is like a completely different person. I have been squatting for a year, and you never said anything when I asked. If you had told me in advance, I would
I was prepared in my heart, would I be so shocked that I thought it was a dream?"
Qin Huairu said angrily: "We go to see you every month and still complain that Liu Yuhua has forgotten you a long time ago and you are still worried. Forget it, if you really want to find Liu Yuhua to repent and remarry, just go ahead and see
Let’s see if people agree!”
Silly Zhutou lowered his head and stopped talking.
Qin Huairu sighed and said: "Be realistic, don't be like a child, if you want to be more cheerful, let's eat whatever you want at noon, catch the wind for you in the evening, and have a good drink with you."
"Let's not talk about this for now. I, I, let me go to the backyard. I forgot to say hello just now!"
Shazhu didn't take Qin Huairu's concern to heart at all.
Get out of bed, put on your shoes and go to the backyard.
Qin Huairu was stunned on the spot. Unexpectedly, Silly Zhu ignored her. Her nose felt sore and her eyes almost turned red.
He quickly smiled and said, "Humph! Be careful of getting beaten back!"
But Silly Zhu acted as if he hadn't heard anything and walked out the door without looking back.
He Yuyu said helplessly: "Sister Qin, I have no involvement in the affairs between you, Fei Biao's mother, and my brother. I don't have the energy to participate. As long as my brother and Fei Biao live well, I don't care about anything else."
Qin Huairu smiled and said: "Don't worry, you will gradually know how I treat your brother. Even Fei Biao, I like him very much. I support you and the governance of the country 100%, regardless of my mother-in-law."
That said, no matter what Silly Zhu thinks, I will absolutely support you!"
He Yuyu smiled slightly, "Let's not talk about this anymore. Let's have dinner together at noon. I think my brother will be back soon!"
He Yuhua saw it clearly. She knew that Liu Yuhua had not only become more beautiful in appearance, but also noble in heart. She would never remarry her silly brother, who was not worthy of her.
And silly brother must still get married, he can't just stay a bachelor for the rest of his life.
If it comes to marrying another one, Huang Hua's eldest daughter will definitely not marry him. After all, she has been divorced, been in jail, and her ex-wife and children are still in the backyard.
If you really want to marry, there is only one candidate, Qin Huairu.
In the past six months, Qin Huairu has indeed done a good job. She goes to the detention center to see her brother twice every month. Her care for her brother is almost as good as that of her late husband, Jia Dongxu.
He Yuyu plans to get married at the end of next year, and will leave the courtyard by then. His brother will marry Qin Huairu, who can take care of others, and he will not have to worry about his brother and whether he will come back to the courtyard.
Therefore, He Yuyu, who has seen through the matter, still hopes that Qin Huairu and his brother will get the certificate as soon as possible.
In order to avoid long nights and many dreams, nothing will happen again.
Qin Huairu also knew that He Yuyu was worried, and she also knew that Shazhu disapproved of her falling in love and getting married to Chen Zhiguo.
In order to gain support, Qin Huairu naturally sided with He Yuyu.
Both of them have one purpose, and naturally they hit it off immediately, waiting for Silly Zhu to come back after making a fool of himself later.
In the backyard, Silly Zhu stood at the door of the deaf old lady.
His eyes were straight, and he smiled awkwardly: "Yu, Yuhua, I didn't react just now and forgot to say hello to you. You have changed so much in this year!"
Liu Yuhua gave Shazhu a cold look.
He handed the child to the deaf old lady.
"Si Zhu, don't go into this room. If you have anything to say, let's go to the courtyard and talk. I think there are some things that I need to explain to you!"
"Okay, okay, say whatever you want, I'll listen!"
Liu Yuhua walked outside the door and asked coldly: "Before you went to jail, why didn't you say hello when you saw me? Why did you always have an expression of disgust?"
Silly Zhu hesitated: "I, I, my ideological awareness was low at that time, I..."
"You mean that after a year of squatting, your ideological consciousness has become higher?"
Silly Zhu nodded repeatedly: "Yeah, yes, I understand now, you are my son's mother, and I can't let you two be sorry no matter what!"
Liu Yuhua smiled coldly, "You obviously came here to say this because you saw me getting thinner and more beautiful. You can only see people's faces, not their hearts. If I continue to get fatter, will you still
Is that so?"
Silly Zhu quickly raised three fingers, "I swear, I will definitely treat you two well, I..."
"Okay! Stop talking. You swear just like Liu Guangtian. You are just showing it to me. If you really didn't care about my appearance, we wouldn't be where we are today. A broken mirror can be put back together, but a broken mirror cannot be healed.
, you should give up this idea! For the sake of our acquaintance, I will spare you this time. If you dare to harass me next time, you will have to think about whether you can resist beating me!"