Chapter 54 Silly Zhu was humiliated and beat Xu Damao fatly
Lin Zhen's few words made Sha Zhu angry.
Even though he knew that Liu Liping was disturbed by Qin Huairu, he subconsciously did not blame Qin Huairu, but felt that Xu Damao's wickedness ruined his good deeds.
After eating, I fell asleep feeling choked with anger.
Xu Damao did not go to bed immediately after returning home and waited until eleven o'clock.
Qin Jingru has been asleep for a long time,
Xu Damao took three pills and then rested leisurely.
He glanced at the sleeping Qin Jingru and said disdainfully: "I'll give you another three months at most. If your stomach doesn't move for three months, you can go back to the countryside to earn work points, hum!"
Xu Damao went to bed, and instantly it was dark and he fell asleep.
About an hour later, it was exactly midnight.
Xu Damao vaguely saw peach blossoms blooming all over the hillside, and the spring breeze carried an indescribable fragrance.
Where the peach blossoms swayed, Liu Liping emerged from behind the tree, and she was so beautiful.
Zheng smiled generously, beckoned and shouted: "Da Mao, come here and let me ask you, do you want to treat me to dinner?"
With a smile on his face, Xu Damao said: "Li Ping, I... I want to marry you!"
Liu Liping said coquettishly: "Huh! What are you talking about? Can't we get to know each other first? Come here quickly!"
"Well! I'm coming!"
The three pills Xu Damao took worked, and these were all his dreams.
But to him, everything is real.
The so-called strange peach blossom fragrance is the smell of Baizhang Tongqiaoyin.
Others cannot smell it, but to him it is like a strange fragrance that penetrates the essence.
Xu Damao got out of bed in confusion, smelled the fragrance, and followed Liu Liping's figure in his dream to the door.
Unexpectedly, he opened the door without any obstacles, and with a smile on his face, he walked in a daze to Shazhu's house in the middle courtyard.
It's March now, the weather is getting warmer, and people don't wear much to sleep at night.
Xu Damao was even more empty-headed and wandered to the door of Shazhu's house.
In his mind, he had reached a hillside full of peach blossoms.
Liu Liping was sitting on the hillside waiting for him.
The intoxicating fragrance penetrated directly to his forehead, and Xu Damao felt like he wanted to ascend to immortality.
"Liping, I'm here..."
Xu Damao pushed the door open and felt that the fragrance was even stronger.
Silly Zhu never locked the door during the day or at night, so Xu Damao could walk around unimpeded.
Xu Damao walked towards Liu Liping in his dream, his face already filled with a smile that deserved to be beaten.
At this time, Shazhu was fast asleep. He held his breath and drank a few taels of wine before going to bed.
Therefore, Xu Damao's arrival was not heard.
But no matter how deeply you sleep, you will still know if there is movement in the bed.
Silly Zhu woke up suddenly and turned around to see a big living person hugging him.
He was so frightened that he woke up instantly and punched him hard.
Then the light was turned on.
"Ah!!! Liping, you are so strong! Oh, you beat me to death. Liping, why are you so angry!"
Xu Damao half-closed his eyes and was lying beside the bed complaining.
Silly Zhu's eyes widened and he shook his head, "I must be dreaming, this is so ridiculous."
After saying that, he fell asleep, but Xu Damao was still beside Liping and Liping pleading, and he was still not honest.
Silly Zhu jumped up and kicked Xu Damao on the waist.
boom!
"Ouch! My waist! Who! Who kicked me! Ah..."
Xu Damao was kicked from the bed to the wall by Silly Zhu, and he woke up instantly.
"Silly Zhu! Why did you come to my house on horseback?"
Silly Zhu quickly put on his clothes and said angrily: "You step on the horse and open your dog eyes to see whose home this is!"
Snapped!
He went up and gave Xu Damao a big mouth.
Xu Damao was stunned. When he looked carefully, he saw that he was at Sha Zhu's house.
Looking down at himself again, he suddenly panicked.
"This, this, this! This...this..."
"What is this? Are you here to see Liu Liping? I think you are looking for death!"
Silly Zhu was really angry. He felt that this was worse than stepping on dog poop in the morning.
I, a young man in his twenties, was hugged by Xu Damao on the bed in the middle of the night.
My reputation is completely gone.
The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, so I jumped over and raised my fist to hit him.
Xu Damao was frightened and shouted desperately, "Help! I killed someone! Silly Zhu is going to kill someone! Help! Master Yi! Lin Zhen!"
A howl like a slaughtering pig came from the Silly Pillar House.
For a moment, everyone in the courtyard was woken up.
Uncle Yi Zhonghai put on his clothes and ran outside.
Aunt No. 1 was surprised and said: "It's the sound from the pillar house. Why is it Xu Damao shouting?"
Jia Zhang murmured: "Why is Xu Damao running into Silly Pillar's house in the middle of the night?"
Qin Huairu muttered while putting on her shoes, "Who knows, they drank together until midnight and got into trouble?"
Jia Zhang curled her lips and said, "Silly Zhu won't drink with Xu Damao. Let's go and have a look."
A deaf old lady in the backyard came out with a cane and muttered, "Why is this Xu Damao disturbing the people again?"
Liu Haizhong is neatly dressed and ready to give Xu Damao and Silly Zhu a good beating.
In the front yard, Mr. and Mrs. Yan Bugui and Mr. and Mrs. Yan Jiecheng also got up.
Lou Xiao'e was surprised and said: "Husband, you?"
Lin Zhen chuckled, "Let's go and watch the fun."
Yi Zhonghai and his wife first came to Sha Zhu's house and saw Sha Zhu riding Xu Damao.
Xu Damao's nose and mouth were filled with blood.
"Uncle Yi, help me!"
Yi Zhonghai was stunned by the scene in front of him.
What Xu Damao was wearing in front of him was so frank that Shazhu was furious.
"Zhuzi, stop it, just hit someone, why are you still taking off your clothes!"
When Aunt Yi saw this, she screamed and ran out to avoid it.
Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu didn't know what was going on, so they ran straight into the house.
The first aunt didn't hold her back, and both widows squeezed in.
"Ouch! My eyes!"
Mrs. Jia Zhang covered her eyes and ran out, not forgetting to drag Qin Huairu along with her.
Qin Huairu was stunned, thinking what Shazhu and Xu Damao were doing?
Just as He Yuyu wanted to enter the house, Aunt Yi stopped her and said, "Don't go, Xu Damao is naked!"
When Shazhu saw the people in the courtyard coming, he stopped.
Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui, Lin Zhen, Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangtian and many other men came to the room.
Everyone was stunned and speechless.
Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangtian even gave a thumbs up. They didn't know whether they were praising Si Zhu for playing well or praising Xu Damao for playing well.
All the women and children were stopped outside by Aunt Yi.
Qin Jingru shouted anxiously: "How is Damao? How is Damao?"
Yi Zhonghai said: "Send his clothes over quickly!"
Xu Damao was out of breath from crying, and Sha Zhu was out of breath from exhaustion.
Liu Haizhong calmed down his shocked mood and asked in an official tone: "Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, why did you fall to the ground?"
Silly Zhu was so angry that he sat on the edge of the bed and said angrily: "This is really unlucky. It's so disgusting. I have no shame. Ask Xu Damao!"
Xu Damao quickly pulled down the sheets around himself and muttered: "I...I don't know. I was dreaming about Liu Liping. Who knew that Liu Liping turned into a fool and even beat me!"
"Pfft~ Hahahaha..."
Except for the three uncles who couldn't hold back their laughter, everyone inside and outside the room burst into laughter.