She looks like an old lady in the country, and like a long-dead grandma.
Xu Damao felt cold in his heart and opened his eyes suddenly.
The window was open, and moonlight came into the house.
Reflecting the moonlight, Xu Damao saw the face of an old lady in her fifties.
Shouting right in his own face.
Xu Damao felt as if he was electrocuted for an instant, and his hair was numb from the tips of his toes to the tips of his hair.
The next second.
"ah!!!……"
A miserable howl instantly spread throughout the courtyard.
Since every household slept with their windows open, the screams were especially clear.
In an instant, everyone in the hospital woke up.
Lin Zhen sat up suddenly.
I heard Xu Damao's voice, and I thought what happened to this guy?
Stockholm syndrome doesn't cause screaming in the middle of the night. What the hell?
Lou Xiao'e was surprised and asked: "It seems to be the backyard, is there anyone fighting?"
Lin Zhen said: "It's Xu Damao, let's go, get dressed and go take a look."
The three uncles all got up, and people in the courtyard opened the door and came out one after another.
Xu Damao's voice almost sent Aunt Zhang away.
She was so frightened that she took three steps back and fell to the ground, trembling and said: "No, no, no, no, it can't be done. The devil is too high and the evil is too low. I've been bitten by it!"
Qin Jingru's legs were so frightened that she quickly turned on the light.
"Da Mao, what's wrong with you, Damao?"
Xu Damao turned over and got under the bed, "Who? Who are you?"
Aunt Zhang got up from the ground, "I, I am your wife who invited you to scare you."
Qin Jingru said: "Da Mao, I don't know whether you were possessed by an evil spirit or your soul was frightened away. You send things to Lin Zhen's house every day, so I hired a soul caller for you."
"Bah! Even if my soul flew away, I was still scared by her!"
After figuring out the other party's identity, Xu Damao gained the courage.
Climbing out from under the bed, quickly putting on clothes, he stepped forward and grabbed Aunt Zhang's arm.
He said angrily: "You want to scare me to death? How dare you engage in feudal superstition? Come with me!"
"Go, where?"
"Lou Xiao'e in the front yard works at the street office. If I hand you over to her directly, I can still make a contribution!"
Aunt Zhang was shocked when she heard this, "This, this, this, don't, don't, I'm doing this for your own good..."
Qin Jingru said, "Da Mao, calm down."
"I'm very calm. My whole body is still cold now. It's just that I was scared by her just now!"
Xu Damao dragged Aunt Zhang out.
People from the front, middle and back courtyards all came to the door.
Xu Damao saw Lin Zhen and Lou Xiao'e first, and said quickly: "This person is superstitious and stands beside my bed in the middle of the night calling for ghosts. I will report her now. Lou Xiao'e, you work at the street office, and I will leave this person to you!"
Lou Xiao'e frowned and said, "What's going on? Who is this aunt?"
Xu Damao said angrily: "Who knows? Jingru, what is her name? Tell everyone!"
Qin Jingru explained the process slowly.
Even the deaf old lady confessed.
The deaf old lady pouted in anger, thinking that my stomach started to hurt even before I had eaten the snack!
When Xu Damao was frightened and woke up, everyone in the courtyard couldn't hold back.
They couldn't help but imagine what Xu Damao had just experienced, and everyone burst into laughter.
Liu Haizhong cleared his throat, lowered his face and said: "Calling souls is a superstitious behavior in the old society and must be severely punished!"
Yi Zhonghai hurriedly said: "There is no need to put this matter on the line. The old lady is also warm-hearted and old, so she came up with this stupid idea."
Silly Zhu also said: "Second uncle is almost done. I know you are very powerful in the courtyard. This is to report to Lou Xiao'e. What will it do to you? You don't work in the street office."
Xu Damao glared and said: "No, the necessary severe punishment scares me to death. It will kill someone in the middle of the night!"
Silly Zhu said disdainfully: "That's because you are timid, why should you blame others?"
Liu Guangtian smiled and said: "Si Zhu, you are very brave. Weren't you shocked last time when Xu Damao came to bed in the middle of the night?"
Silly Zhu said angrily: "Shut up Liu Guangtian! What's bothering you? Don't look for trouble!"
The third uncle Yan Bugui said: "Forget it, there is no need to argue about this matter, let Lou Xiao'e take care of it."
Lou Xiao'e looked at Lin Zhen, and Lin Zhen whispered: "You are just a statistician. Just do your job well. This matter is not your responsibility. If you are not in your position, you will not seek to govern."
Lou Xiao'e nodded and said to everyone: "I have no power to deal with this matter. It is better for the three uncles to have the final say on emergencies in the hospital."
Xu Damao quickly asked Lin Zhen, "Can't Lou Xiao'e use this to make meritorious deeds?"
Lin Zhen said: "My wife just wants to do her job properly. Don't be too understanding."
Xu Damao nodded, "Well, let's leave this matter to the three uncles. Anyway, I can't be scared in vain."
Yi Zhonghai hurriedly said: "Then just ask a little and criticize."
Xu Damao said unhappily: "No, you have to compensate me!"
Aunt Zhang said: "I only collected 2 cents in total. Can I pay you 5 cents?"
"5 cents? Where are you sending to the beggar? At least 5 cents, or I will go to the street to file a complaint tomorrow!"
"Okay, okay, 5 yuan, I'll give it, I'll give it!"
Aunt Zhang took out 5 yuan as if she were cutting meat, and bowed to the people in the courtyard again and again.
"It's causing trouble for the neighbors, it's causing trouble for the neighbors..."
Yi Zhonghai said: "Sister, this can't happen again in the future, no one else can protect you!"
"I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, I'm just lying. How can I call a ghost? Sister Zhang, the scare I gave you just now was just a lie. Don't believe me!"
When everyone heard this, they all looked at Mrs. Jia Zhang, thinking that you were also frightened. Are you like Xu Damao, who was frightened out of his wits by Lin Zhen?
Jia Zhang said awkwardly: "I, I was just joking with you, I didn't believe it!"
Aunt Zhang apologized again and again and had a good attitude of admitting her mistake.
Although people today say that they have entered a new era, in their hearts they still believe in scaremongering, so they do not pursue it excessively.
The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, has only been addicted to officialdom.
He did not insist on taking Aunt Zhang away.
Especially since the person taking the lead here is a deaf old lady, it can be said that no one dares to offend her, nor is she willing to offend her.
So after all the farce, Aunt Zhang was the one who was really unlucky.
I thought I could earn 2 cents, but ended up losing 5 yuan, and I was almost reported to the street office.
I couldn't express my pain, and I had to thank the neighbors profusely for their understanding before I left in despair.
Lin Zhen saw this and shook his head slightly, thinking, why are you so lucky?
Nowadays, you still dare to come forward to call others' souls. You are really blinded by money.
I don’t even dare to show off my Zhu Youshu skills, how dare you?
If you fight against the tide of time, you will die without knowing how.
Xu Damao got 5 yuan and went back happily.
The deaf old lady was so angry that she glared at Qin Jingru and went back on crutches.
Silly Zhu quickly went to help, "Tianhei, watch your feet and don't trip!"
The deaf old lady pouted and said, "Humph! I knew Qin Jingru's snacks would give me a stomachache!"
"Okay, isn't this over?"
"You're better than your grandma! Unless you get married and give birth to a fat boy, I won't be able to handle it!"