The host had obviously just finished his work, and his first sentence was extremely domineering.
"Jiang Lingluo was too lazy to put on her clothes, so she just sat on the bed and said..."
"She said Long Tianfeng, come here and fuck me!"
Long Yingxiao didn't expect that at such a critical time, the host would stop talking.
The group of people Lu Yi found are really interesting.
So naturally there will be complaints or surprises from countless gossips.
"What! Why is this Mrs. Long so direct? But, I like it so much!"
Nowadays, the inconsistency in the tone of the reply makes people want to laugh.
"I didn't expect that Jiang Lingluo is a sultry person."
"I want to go up, I want to go up!"
This man named "Jianghu Little Milk Dog" was followed by three people who looked very struggling and anxious, which really made Long Yingxiao feel a little speechless.
In addition to these unrealistic fantasies and purposeless sighs, more people are still more concerned about the development of the next events.
"What happened next? The host, please tell me!"
"It's so scary!"
"Come on, host, tell me, I'll go give you some attention later!"
"..."
Finally, amidst the calls of so many people, the poster named "The Most Romantic Man in Jianghu" spoke again.
"To say that Mrs. Long, that is, Jiang Lingluo, is indeed a woman who can compete with Ji Tinglan. With that appearance, that figure, and the graceful manner in which she only used a quilt to cover her important parts when she was caught in bed,
Tsk tsk tsk..."
The last sentence of the original poster made it seem as if he had actually seen it before.
"But, do you believe it or not, that Long Tianfeng is actually standing there?"
As soon as the poster finished speaking, someone from below replied. Long Yingxiao could see that it was true and then replied, only ten seconds apart.
"What's the matter? If you found out your wife was cheating on you, would you want to have sex with her? Long Tianfeng must be angry!"
Long Yingxiao didn't expect that there was someone here who didn't know whether he was speaking for Long Tianfeng.
However, when Long Yingxiao thought about it, he realized that this was probably a trap.
So he patiently continued reading.
Next, the original poster spoke again.
"Shit! Do you know what Jiang Lingluo said next?"
"She went on to say, we have been married for so long. When have you ever satisfied me? It only takes one minute every time. Do you know how long he can give me?"
"An hour and a half!"
"Ninety times as good as you!"
Darling, every word is heart-breaking.
After the host said this, things started to explode again.
"It's so powerful, people want to try it too."
Long Yingxiao took a look at the information of the person who said this. The avatar was the shadow of a woman with a dancing figure. The front was convex and the back was curved. It was extremely outstanding.
The nickname "Brother protects me" perfectly complements her words.
"Holy crap! Are you bragging? How can you be so powerful? You must be talking nonsense!"
In addition to the coquettish women above, there are more unbelieving male viewers below.
"What a shame! Do you know how I know these things?"
"I was at the Jiandu Hotel at the time, and my room was right next door to where they were having an affair!"
"Long Tianfeng was so aggressive that he didn't scare me to death!"
The host responded immediately.
"So that's it. Thank you for your hard work, host!"
"The landlord is so heavy
The news we need tells us that he is such a good man! A good man has a safe life!"
"Good people have a safe life!"
"Good people have a safe life!"
"..."
There are many more comments to come.
Long Yingxiao laughed while watching. Regardless of who the poster is, this song still has the ability to master the rhythm and tell the story.
Before, I first used the incident between Jiang Lingluo and Long Tianfeng to attract people's attention, and then told this story that did not exist at all. When others expressed doubts, I told them one by one as if I had experienced it myself,
And he also paid great attention to the details of telling stories. When he wanted to prove that what he said was the real incident, he also used detailed narration. He said, "Long Tianfeng was so aggressive at the time that it didn't scare me to the point of peeing."
It may seem like self-deprecation, but it is actually proving to others that you have experienced this yourself.
People who lie usually only repeat themselves and do not focus on the details of the incident.
Because liars often have to deal with other people's doubts about themselves, they want to prove their innocence by constantly repeating what they tell others. The difference between truth and lies is that the truth is what people have experienced.
Things, so when people tell the truth, they will give a lot more details than lies. Because of this, he added such detailed descriptions here, which can easily make people believe that what he said is true.
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As expected, many viewers believed his lies.
Of course, I don't know if those Long Yingxiao at the head are the navy soldiers that Lu Yi found.
Will the people you bring out do this?
Long Yingxiao wanted to kick Lu Yi up and ask him this question, but thinking of his idiot-like look, Long Yingxiao continued to look at the phone screen.
"We believe you, the host, tell me now!"
At the end of the speech, the person added two "worried" expressions.
"That's right, the host, please tell me!"
Then, it was the original poster’s words again.
"So if you don't believe it, don't say what I said is false. Even if it is false, it was Jiang Lingluo who deceived Long Tianfeng himself."
"Then Long Tianfeng lost his voice."
"Jiang Lingluo said something that was crucial. Long Tianfeng couldn't refute it. He knew that his personnel skills were incompetent, so he couldn't refute it."
"After a long time, when I was twisting my head and neck in the next room and it was almost sore, I heard Long Tianfeng say again."
"He said that no matter what, we are now husband and wife and have children, so you shouldn't cheat on me!"
"Facing Long Tianfeng's helpless complaint, Jiang Lingluo choked him back with just one sentence."
"What do you think the words are?"
After the host talked a lot, he asked another question.
"What are you talking about? Is it possible that she has a reason to cheat on you?"
A person with very upright views commented.
"Brother above, I disagree with what you said. This Long Tianfeng has no ability, how can he blame the outstanding-looking Jiang Lingluo? As the saying goes, if you don't have diamonds, you can't do the porcelain work.
, I don’t have that ability, why would I want to find such a beautiful and good wife?”
Clearly different opinions emerged.
"How about my wife? Why don't you marry such a good wife and let her have sex with you?"
Someone else responded below.
"Hey, I do, but it's a pity that Jiang Lingluo doesn't like me."
The old man who just spoke said again.
This is indeed the case, even if he, a casual cultivator with little background and ability, is willing to accept the cheating Jiang Lingluo, she Jiang Lingluo
Is Lingluo willing to follow him?
Forget about him, twenty years ago, wouldn’t other people with more outstanding identities and abilities not want to marry Jiang Lingluo?
The solidification of class will not collapse because of moral issues.
"It went astray, it went astray, didn't you say what Jiang Lingluo said?"
"Yes, host, please tell me, what exactly did she say?"
"Yes, yes, come on, come on!"
"..."
Obviously, this time's stunt is better than last time.
The host then said with half-hidden face while holding the pipa:
"That's what Jiang Lingluo said. Yes, I cheated on you because I was sorry for you and I was wrong. So is it your fault that you don't have sexual ability? Will it be useful for you to apologize to me?"
Okay, this is something I can't get over.
"This seems to make sense."
Someone commented below.
"What are these words? Do you listen to what people say?"
"What do you mean? I just feel comfortable listening to it. Anyway, I am very happy when Long Tianfeng is green."
"Indeed, although it is indeed Jiang Lingluo's fault for doing this, I feel happy when I think that the person who was raped was actually Long Tianfeng."
What he said was correct. Although Long Yingxiao's starting point was different from theirs, and he was the protagonist of this matter in the legend, he would definitely be very happy if he could really see Long Tianfeng being green.
Some people stand at the top, and some stand at various positions in the world. If they see something happen to the person at the top, how many people will sympathize with him?
Gloating about misfortune is the norm.
Those who can remain unhappy and take pleasure in misfortunes are all sages, right?
Long Yingxiao asked himself if he didn't have the skills of a sage, so he was naturally very happy to see the current situation.
But what made him unhappy was that he was actually the male protagonist in this story.
I just wanted to watch a play, but I didn't expect to become a character in the play. Are you angry or not?
"Okay, that's all I heard. I'm going to leave the host. As for what I said, even though it's a little tainted, it's not out of whack. You guys are willing to hear as much as you want, believe as much as you want, and be willing to
How hard you work for the eight major families is beyond my control. Dear friends, we all have a long way to go, and we will see you again when we are destined!"
After the host said this, he made three hands-over expressions at the end.
Accompanied by a farewell of "good people have a safe life" below, the bloody storm caused by this comment was finally finished by Long Yingxiao.
"The more I look at it, the better it looks. I really hope this is true."
Long Ling looked like he was watching the fun and didn't mind the trouble, and the old god said on the ground.
Long Yingxiao glanced at her and said:
"Go aside."
But Long Ling would definitely not listen to what Long Yingxiao said. After Long Yingxiao finished speaking, she moved closer and asked:
"Yingxiao, let me ask you something."
Seeing Long Ling's strange behavior, Long Yingxiao couldn't help but become more defensive because he had no idea what Long Ling was going to do.
"What's up?"
He could only ask with a frown.
Long Ling stared at him as if he were looking at a treasure. When Long Yingxiao was almost impatient, he said:
"You are really as powerful as Jiang Lingluo said. Can you do it in an hour and a half?"
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PS: Today is another day where it’s hard to write a novel, and today is another day where it’s “not good”.
Today is another day where I ask for recommendations and monthly votes.