On the evening of May 1, 2017, at 5 pm Beijing time, it was located in the suburbs of Suzhou, Jiangsu Province, China. Didi didi, who sent you to me? It was the round bright moon.
It’s that gurgling mountain spring It’s that gurgling mountain spring It’s that gurgling mountain spring Mountain spring
Hey! Don't rush me, old dog... I got it... Let's meet at the same place on time at 6pm. Don't worry, I won't miss you. But don't forget to bring the girl you introduced. Okay, okay, okay
Yeah, okay, don't bother me, see you later!
After hanging up the phone, I looked at the person in the mirror. Of course, this is me, Qiao Luo, 27 years old.
In the 21st century, a loser born in the 1990s, an otaku, graduated and worked in the society for 5.6 years. Although he did not achieve anything, he earned a monthly salary of 5.6K.
I usually like to talk and drink, but today is the annual May Day, and I am having dinner with groups of friends. Although this event happens four or five times a month,
But today is different. As a great bachelor of the 21st century (single), his best friend and best friend is going to introduce him to a partner today. She is a pretty girl. It is said that she has E.
This makes our protagonist extremely happy. As a single in the 21st century, he has been solo for 27 years, the spokesperson of the golden right hand, is proficient in all kinds of tricks, and has a guaranteed memory of 200G.
Yes, as for those Kari Hojo, Sora Aoi, Nami Kawahama, Yaka Tsutsuya, Rino Machida, Hitomi Nikaido, Ai Iijima, Kaho Iida, Tomoko Iizuka, Hazuki Yoshimoto, Yuyu Okazaki, Okada
Rika, Tachibana Reika, Tachibana Ai, Ryohaku Mai, Suzukawa Reiri, Suzue Mina, Suzuki Manami, Ashiya Hitomi, Asakawa Mio, Aso Yoko... what are these?
Don’t know anything about it!
Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squirt, squirt, 520 brand hairspray, spray it on your head as if for free, and pull it back along the hair with your fingers. A perfect slicked back appears, facing the face in the mirror,
I said in my heart that he is so handsome! Although he may comfort himself more.
After cleaning up, I put on my own shoes, a pair of tight-fitting boots that fit tightly on my legs, a gray V-neck T-shirt, and a colorful nylon strap. The light and thin body is simple and elegant.
The grand dial is a watch that has cost me half a month, DW.
I casually picked up a pure white shirt as a jacket, picked up a Zhongnanhai in my mouth, said softly "NICE", and let's go!
Peace Hotel! Although it is not the one in Shanghai, it is the most luxurious and high-end "big" hotel within three kilometers of the market. In a private room! 6 people, 3 men and 3 women.
Old Dog: Lao Qiao, come on, let’s go first, cheers... What are you doing? You’re raising a whale.
Qiao Luo: Silently licked up the fish wine in the glass. By the way, was the old dog so cruel in the beginning? How dare you show off your drinking capacity to dad!
Old Dog: It doesn’t matter how much I drink, just rely on the girl I introduced to you today, Xiaohua. Your mother should call me daddy three times. What do you want me to do now?
As he spoke, he turned his attention to the girl named Xiaohua. Her skin was as good as snow, and her eyes were like a pool of clear water. As she looked around, she had a certain elegant and noble temperament. Although she was not the type to conquer a country, she was sparkling.
, watery, expressive and touching, the key is really as the old dog said, E, even close to F.
Qiao Luo: One code leads to another code. If you want to call me daddy, first offer me a drink and beat me. If that doesn’t work, the other two of you can join us. By the way, my eyes turn to the remaining two men, my good friends.
, Duck Egg and Xiao Hei.
The nicknames of Duck Egg and Xiao Hei are fellow villagers from Huai'an in northern Jiangsu. They are men from the Red Revolutionary Base of China. One is named Xu Zihua and the other is Mei Niandu. As the name suggests, Duck Egg is exactly as the name describes. On the surface
It's white and clean, but actually it's yellow and oily inside.
And Xiao Hei! He is also a fair-faced niche guy. He doesn’t have many hobbies. Now he has a girlfriend. He is a lot better. Before he had a girlfriend, half of his monthly salary had to be handed over to the guy in the alley next door.
Mature big sister. The result is that she once again accidentally won the bid and contracted a sexually transmitted disease, which caused the sequelae down there to be a bit dark. In fact, she should be called Mei Du.
As for Lao Gou, his surname is Gou Mingcheng. There is nothing bad about him. In addition, his father is a dog butcher, so he is called Lao Gou.
Pidan and Xiaohei: What kind of cup are you filling? If you don’t want to drink today, please call each of us daddy three times. Grandpa, I will take a detour from now on when I see you...
Qiao Luo: Okay! Who is the grandson who is cowardly tonight... I secretly picked up my phone and sent a WeChat message to the old dog, brother, it's so cool, I won't say thank you for your kindness! My brother's virginity ended the plan tonight.
It's all up to you. If it works out, I'll go back to the rich nightclub and pay the red fee that you've been thinking about.
The old dog put away his cell phone, raised his head and smiled knowingly at me, revealing a lewd smile that only men know.
An hour later, after three rounds of drinking, I drank five kilograms of horse urine and was slightly tipsy. Looking at my friends at the wine table and my EF goddess, my head suddenly became clearer, thinking that this was the first time in front of her.
Performance, don't let her look down on my Chinese man's drinking capacity.
He picked up the wine bottle and opened it, giving one bottle to each of the three of them. He muttered: Can you do it, old dog, preserved egg, Xiao Hei? If not, just say it and I won’t really let you call me daddy. In an instant
These words were like irritating a cat with fur all over its body. After drinking these few cups of horse urine, it was a little bit aggravating.
Old dog, preserved man Xiao Hei laughed and scolded: If you can walk out of here normally today, I will call you dad whenever I see you in the future.
Qiao Luo: My heart skipped a beat, and I started complaining. Damn it! Damn it, it’s a bit too much. What should I do? I have no choice but to force myself...
After a while, the men on the table had almost finished drinking. Qiaoluo picked up the wine glass and continued, "Don't stop, continue." Everyone clinked their glasses.
Qiao Luo was holding the cup, his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, bang! When his vision went dark, he vaguely heard several people shouting: Old Qiao! Old Qiao! Old Qiao...