Chapter 12 Liars have to swallow a thousand needles, right?
Hahaha...! At night, on Taoyuan Island, in a peaceful atmosphere, everyone held a bonfire dinner! The men, women, and children in the village cheered, sang and danced together!
Qiao Luo! Today, thanks to your blessing, everyone has tasted ingredients that we usually never dare to think of! A rough voice attracted Qiao Luo, who was chatting with Mengya, over to us.
Qiao Luo turned his head and looked around. He wanted to complain about the blind guy who interfered with the master's plan to pick up girls, but the moment he saw the person who made the noise, a villain's face appeared.
Ah! It's Grandpa Sam! These are all trivial. I think God saw that the grandfathers worked too hard every day, so I happened to pick up this tiger on the edge of the forest.
Qiaoluo didn't mention that the tiger was killed by himself, after all! It would be too shocking to know that the tiger was killed by a boy who was only 11 years old.
"By the way", Uncle Ahu, you always say that if you have the chance, you must get some tiger meat to replenish your kidneys. Today, a tiger happened to fall from the sky. Eat it quickly!
Although I don’t know why we need to eat tiger meat to replenish the kidney. By the way, what is Grandpa Sam’s kidney? Why can eating tiger meat replenish it? Can eating fish replenish it?
Ahu said to Qiao Luo with a livid face: Little bastard, when did I say this? What I said was to replenish the body, not the kidneys. My kidneys have been fine since childhood, and there is no need to replenish them at all. It is to replenish the body.
Body, do you know?
However, looking at the strange looks in everyone's eyes, the more he explained, the more confusion he added! Ahu angrily vented all his anger on the ham in his hands, shouting while eating! He said indistinctly: "Water...
....times...push...style...deep...a lot!
Sam burst out laughing: Ah Hu! Eat more meat. If it’s not enough, I still have a lot more here! Hahahahaha
Ahu...!
Grandpa Sam, please stop laughing at me. Can you believe what this kid says? Even though he looks innocent, he is actually very evil! Be careful that your granddaughter was sold by this kid, and you are still helping him count the money.
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Sam chuckled and said to Qiaoluo: Then this kid must be willing to sell it, right? Qiaoluo. He looked like he had seen through you already!
Qiao Luo rubbed his head and laughed, showing an expression that he didn't understand what you were talking about at all.
He turned around and continued chatting with our Mengya without abandoning them at all.
"Mother Xipi" wants to trick me, but Mendou doesn't. I really want you to see what the great acting skills of the 21st century are.
Of course, during the period
Our Cholo bride is infused with a 21st century love story.
Once upon a time, a long time ago, in an old castle, the queen gave birth to a baby. The baby's skin was as white as snow, his lips were as red as blood, and his hair was as black as an ebony window frame, so she named him Snow White.
Princess.........!
When it comes to Snow White being tricked by the Witch Queen into eating the poisoned apple, Mengya was already crying like a tearful person. I really felt pity for her...!
In the end, when the prince kissed the princess and spit out the poisonous apple in his mouth, the queen was surrounded by everyone and died in the sea of fire!
At this time, Mengya looked at Qiao Luo with tearful eyes! Her eyes were sparkling and sparkling, and she said to Qiao Luo: Will you protect me like the warriors inside in the future?
Hearing this, Qiaoluo stood up like a proud fighting cock and said: Of course, it is my mission to protect you, my princess, the dog-licking attitude is clearly visible!
"Really"?
"It's time to give in"!
Mengya: Then let’s hook up!
Qiaoluo: Okay! After saying that, he handed over his finger.
Mengya said: "Hang yourself on a hook and you won't be allowed to change for a hundred years! Those who lie will have to swallow a thousand needles!"
Qiao Luo instantly sang: I don't have any shadow obstacles, you must not take it to heart... Ah! Damn, I'm too deep into the drama!
Mengya: As promised, you must protect me like the seven dwarfs protect the princess from now on!
Qiao Luo: Yeah! Okay! No, eldest sister, why is your brain circuit different from that of normal people? You promised to be an angel to protect each other? But you actually want to cut off each other's wings?
No, Mengya is not a dwarf, she is a prince. She must correct her brain circuit and instill thoughts into the little girl over and over again.
Looking at Mengya's eyes again, there was a hint of cunning, and Qiao Luo instantly understood, damn, he was tricked by a little girl.
He yelled: Wow! You dare to play tricks on me! Seeing the trick, Deathly Invincible tickled him, and when he said wow, he pounced on him, and the two of them had a lot of fun!
Stop! The fight between Qiao Luo and Mengya was stopped by a clear boy's voice! Qiao Luo reluctantly put away his wolf claws, looked at the lovely person in front of him, and thought about the oil and water he had just written, and felt secretly happy.
, but being interrupted is the time to get angry.
After looking at the person he was looking at, he raised the corner of his mouth and said: Xiaohu! It turns out to be Xiaohu, Uncle Ahu's son. He has always regarded Qiaoluo as his number one love rival on this island, and gets in between Qiaoluo and Mengya every day, no matter what.
Wreak havoc when given the chance,
Interrupting the sweet moment between the two of you!
Xiaohu said: Mengya! Don't be with this kid of unknown origin. Be careful that he has evil intentions and abducts you. You have to stay with me, and I will protect you from this kid's bullying! That's all.
He stretched out his salty hand to pull Mengya away from Qiao Luo.
Damn it! You dare to snatch my child bride in front of me. This is unbearable for my uncle and unbearable for my aunt. If I don’t let you feel the beatings that young people in the 21st century society go through today, my life will be in vain.
Long"""
After saying that, he grabbed the outstretched arm and said: Xiaohu, stop making trouble. Mengya and I are joking. Let’s go eat barbecue together. This is rare tiger meat. It is said that eating
So that he can become a hero of the sea, and he will no longer be afraid of poisonous insects and beasts.
Xiaohu's eyes lit up when he heard this, "Really? You didn't lie to me, did you?" No, let's go eat together. Xiaohu, who was afraid of being deceived, pulled Qiaoluo and walked together to the chopping board where the barbecue was piled. It looked like this before
This guy has suffered a lot from us, Mr. Qiao.
Qiao Luo and Xiao Hu came to the barbecue. Looking at the pile of roasted tiger meat and a long tiger whip among them, Qiao's eyes flashed and he suddenly had an idea.
He picked up a piece of tiger meat and started eating it. After finishing the piece of barbecue, Qiaoluo suddenly said "yeah", which instantly attracted Xiaohu's attention.
Qiao Luo said to himself in front of the tiger whip, his voice not too loud but not too quiet, just enough for the little tiger next to him to hear: This is a tiger whip! Good stuff, good stuff to nourish the kidneys, especially after adults eat it, they will definitely get rewards.
It's for his child. I want to give it to Uncle Ahu. I can exchange it with him for many things. After saying that, I reached out to get it.
The little tiger next to him had listened with his ears pricked up for a long time. When he saw Qiaoluo reaching out for the long strip of meat, he immediately grabbed the tiger whip in front of Qiaoluo and said: I'd better give this to my dad, no need.
After that, he quickly ran to Ahu, handed the big tonic in his hand to Ahu, and said: Dad, this is for your kidneys, his voice was extremely loud, completely ignoring the surprised looks of the people around him, and then
A burst of laughter!
And Ahu picked up the branch on the side and crackled at the little tiger. Little arm boy, let you talk nonsense. Today, labor and management must let you know why the flowers are so red. Amidst the sound of chickens and dogs jumping, our Qiao Luo
I thought to myself:
"Fight with me, and you actually want to take advantage of my wife. Let me first let you experience the wisdom of the post-90s generation"!
Is it true that "when things are over, just go away and hide your merits and fame?" Hehe, whistling, walked in the direction of Mengya...!