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Chapter 16 The Green Man

(Negative emotion value balance: 606)

The moon escaped from the clutches of the dark clouds and spread its moonlight to the earth.

He Yuzhu had just returned to the courtyard, and the master's house was the first to pass by.

"Silly Zhu, did you forget something today?"

"I have prepared the old lady's meal and will deliver it later."

"It's good to know. You can't marry a wife and forget your mother. You have to be grateful! You know! Be grateful, silly Zhu!"

He said with a heartbroken look.

He Yuzhu almost felt sick when he saw it: "Master, don't worry, even if you starve to death, I, He Yuzhu, will not let the old lady starve to death."

After saying that, he went back to the house directly. He was so disgusted that he didn't even ask for the reward from my first sister Jia Zhang.

"Ding! +10 for negative emotions."

"Silly Zhu! You."

I cursed secretly in my heart: "I don't know who I am, so I'm grateful! I'm grateful for your grandma's legs."

This also made He Yuzhu determined to deal with the big brother without delay.

I went into the house, used some negative emotion points to buy a bag of small glutinous rice balls, and used a little more to buy a bottle of fermented glutinous rice, made a bowl of rice wine glutinous rice balls, and gave it to the old lady.

After returning home, I reflected on today's day. Buying a car, getting married, and meeting three fat sheep were all a happy day.

But just because he was scolded by the uncle when he came back, he was a little unhappy.

Just like a sanctimonious hypocrite stands on the moral high ground and kidnaps you morally, but this hypocrite is still a "true gentleman" in the eyes of people.

If He Yuzhu is in trouble, he feels that he is the one who will suffer the loss.

Therefore, the most important step is to rectify the old man and break his disguise.

Once this step is completed, the road ahead will be much easier.

But how can someone who cares about his face so much break his disguise?

Then you need to find the most shameless person - Jia Zhang.

Now that the people are in place, how should the play be performed?

He Yuzhu thought for a while and decided to invite guests to set up a stage and invite people to sing opera. He ignored it and continued to watch the opera.

In other words, he just lit a firecracker, and he didn't know how powerful the firecracker was.

After looking at the system, he suddenly realized something. His negative emotion value had reached 600, and the beauty potion could be purchased. The time for him to become a handsome man was coming.

After rummaging through the cabinets, I found the only mirror in the house, and the moment to witness the miracle was about to come.

A beauty potion worth 500 negative emotion points was replaced from the system. Ding! It was a distressed voice.

Six hundred becomes one hundred, what a painful realization!

But in order to become handsome, these are small problems, and the temporary distress is for better happiness in the future.

Holding it in hand, I looked at the bottle of beauty potion in my hand. Judging from the color, it was very pink and bubbling, a bit like the potion in Harry Potter.

No matter what, the system will produce high-quality products, so I pulled out the stopper and drank it.

Um...that's how sweet soapy water tastes.

I picked up the mirror and looked at my changes. I became more handsome, but I felt like there was no change.

After careful observation, I found that my mouth seemed a little smaller, my nose was also a little smaller, my eyes were a lot bigger, and there were a lot less blackheads on my nose.

Both the facial features and face shape have undergone subtle changes. These changes make He Yuzhu's face as close to the golden ratio as possible.

If his appearance was a five-point score before, it can barely reach a nine-point score now. In this era when there are no young talents, He Yuzhu can be called a handsome guy.

(The full score is 100 points, and all readers will get 100 points.)

Wonderful! The system is always awesome.

With the desire to rely on his face for food, he fell into sleep.

Early the next morning, since his sister Jingru was not here today, he had to cook, deliver meals, and sweep the floor.

What a pain! In terms of pitfalls, my predecessor was a big pitfall.

Open everyone, Widow Qin is doing laundry outside. She will ask for an account later to make up for the negative emotional value she lost yesterday.

But before she could speak, Widow Qin blocked her and said, "Silly Zhu, you seem to have become a lot more handsome today."

"Tasteful! However, whatever you call me, Silly Zhu, that's what you can call me. No, if I'm not happy, you can't be happy either."

"Sister Qin, I know I'm handsome, but I'm too handsome to be eaten. Do you have to pay back the money you owe me?"

"I know, I know." Qin Huairu said perfunctorily, not too angry. After all, she felt much better after seeing the handsome guy in the morning.

He Yuzhu was confused at this moment: "Aren't you angry? It's not because I've become more handsome. If it's because of this, I'd better return that bullshit beauty potion."

He Yuzhu, who feels that he has left a big mark, somewhat understands why it was so easy for those scumbag men in the previous life to ask for forgiveness - both men and women are based on their appearance.

Come on, my originally depressed mood has become even worse.

I finished my work in a hurry and returned to the factory.

"Master He, you have become much more handsome today."

Praise from Mrs. Wang.

"Ding! Negative emotion value +1."

A reward from Brother Wang.

Is this okay? He Yuzhu also relies on his reputation for a day.

In order to confirm this idea, I didn't even go to the kitchen. I walked around all the places in the factory, especially the places owned by husband and wife teams. Pay special attention to them.

Not to mention, after walking around, I actually gained 25 points of negative emotion points. After all, there are always some people who love their wives very much. They get jealous when they hear their wives praise others.

Although the negative emotion value of jealousy is only 1 point, it does not add up to a small amount. After all, it is also the first pot of gold earned by relying on face.

Is it shabby to rely on your face to make a living? If it were in the past, He Yuzhu would definitely say it was shabby.

But today is different from the past. What are you doing? Do you want to work? What's wrong with relying on your reputation to make a living? It's not shabby, it's not shabby at all.

Back in the kitchen, although the time clock was broken, He Yuzhu was still happy to say hello to Master Huang.

But I didn't expect that Master Huang actually rewarded me today and gave him two points.

"Ding! Negative emotion value +2."

This made He Yuzhu overjoyed. Things always have two sides.

Although most women find it difficult to dislike him because of this face, for men, it is a critical blow.

If being handsome is a crime, then please punish me on the spot. ——He Yuzhu (One Hundred Thousand Tips to Confront People)

It's another day of fishing, nothing special. The only special thing is that Xu Damao wants to drink heavily today, and this guy went to the kitchen to say it himself.

With an excited look on his face, he told him: "Silly Zhu, do you know who I want to talk to today? The director of the factory next door, Deputy Director Li, will take me personally."

He Yuzhu was smiling all over his face and asked him specifically if he had any special requests.

Although Xu Damao was surprised, he still said: "Make the dishes taste a little less delicious, otherwise it will affect my drinking."

When He Yuzhu heard this, he became even more happy, "Ma Hua, come here, you are alive."

Oops! It's another happy time tonight. Lou Xiao'e usually doesn't realize that there is so much information.

This Xu Damao is really a green man.

"Si Mao, Sil Mao, don't worry, in order to compensate you, I will give you a big fat boy for New Year's greetings this year.

By the way, does this beauty potion change genes? What if the child born is not like him, uh... it seems to be even better, perfect."

While lying on the chair and having sex, he guided MCA.

"Yes, add more salt to that one, add more sugar to that one. You are stupid, add more. I'm not cooking at your house, so please add it to me."


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