Chapter 26 The third master has a blind date again
(Negative emotion value balance: 1506)
After Xu Damao left, He Yuzhu felt a little hungry. After looking at so many negative emotion values in the system, he also felt that it was time to reward himself.
Inner thoughts: "I've tricked so many people, why can't I just enjoy it!!"
Besides, today is a good day, "Xu Damao" has a son.
Arrangements had to be made, and a piece of 5A grade Kobe steak worth ten negative emotion points and Veron oysters worth ten negative emotion points were exchanged from the system.
Due to the lack of equipment, we can only cook beef with potatoes and steamed oysters.
If it were in his previous life, he would definitely not dare to be so wasteful. He would definitely go online to look up how to show his dignity, and then act like he can't afford it.
"Ding! Negative emotion value +1.
Ding! Negative emotion value +1.
…
…+1.
Ding! Negative emotion value +10.”
It is estimated that everyone in the courtyard was attracted by the fragrance and expressed their jealousy.
The last one plus ten, needless to say, must be the caviar sent by the first lady in the society.
I just earned 18 points of negative emotion points, so I can't waste it.
I also purchased sea sturgeon caviar worth ten negative emotion points and Maotai liquor worth ten negative emotion points from the system.
(Which one is more valuable, Moutai or Lafite of the same vintage?)
Today is a good day to sing.
"I planted a seed and finally the fruit grew. Today is a great day..."
Singing songs and cooking, when everything was ready, the door rang.
He Yuzhu complained in his heart that the blind man had to come now.
Of course, he thought carefully enough to store all the dishes and wine in one cubic meter of storage space.
When I opened the door, I saw the third uncle at the door carrying a plate. I could count the peanuts in it at a glance, and he also brought the third aunt and Yan Jieti.
He Yuzhu used his butt to guess that he was here to beat the autumn wind.
"Si Zhu, are you eating? It just so happens that your third uncle..."
"No, I haven't eaten. Who will eat?"
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5.
Ding! Negative emotion value +5.”
Yan Jieti may be thin-skinned and knew that this was not a good thing, so he did not generate any negative emotions.
"Oh, Silly Zhu, please stop hiding, we have all smelled it." The third lady said with some displeasure.
He Yuzhu said with a smile: "Third aunt, what you said is wrong. Who said what you smell is from my house? Maybe there will be something good at Sister Qin's house today? By the way, her sister is here today. It's probably her family's food.
It’s meat.”
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
The third aunt said in her heart: "Aren't you treating us like fools? Qin Huairu won't eat meat even if her biological father comes."
The third uncle pretended to smile deeply: "Silly Zhu, our family wants to tell you a good thing. You can't just let us stand outside all the time."
The third uncle said in his heart: "No matter how much you deny it, you, the third uncle, will definitely eat today's meat, even Tathagata Buddha can't stop it."
"Okay, come in." He Yuzhu replied.
Yan Jieji's heart: "You can't see me, you can't see me, I'm just here to eat meat."
The third uncle and the third aunt came in and started looking around. He Yuzhu coughed:
"What are you looking for?"
The third uncle put a plate of peanuts on the table, sat down on the bench, crossed his legs, and said:
"Silly Zhu, hurry up and bring all the delicious food, otherwise it will be difficult for you to find a partner."
Because He Yuzhu was tight-lipped, he never told anyone about his engagement with Qin Jingru.
Even if he went to find Qin Jingru, he would use other reasons to fool him.
There was no way He Yuzhu would always feel uneasy if people like them found out.
How many of these people are plotting against themselves, this "foolish pillar", and if they let him get married smoothly, they will definitely be unwilling to do so.
Therefore, no one in the compound knows about it now, but the little girl Qin Huaiyu knows, and it is estimated that everyone will know about it in a short time.
Hey! I get a headache just thinking about it! If I had told Qin Jingru the cause and effect, I wouldn’t have this headache now.
He Yuzhu pretended to be confused and said: "Third uncle, you really like to joke. There is nothing to eat. I only have one Chinese cabbage and half a bag of stick noodles at home. If you want to eat, I will make them for you."
What do you mean by this partner? Or the one from your school? She agreed to be my partner??"
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
The third uncle said angrily: "You are a fool, you are ugly, and you still want to do good things. It's just because of your third uncle's persuasion that I agreed to meet you. The rest depends on you."
Then he said proudly: "Of course, if you let me eat well and drink well today, I can also say a few more nice words to you."
Yan Jieti raised his eyes and glanced at He Yuzhu. He didn't look ugly at all. Not only was he a thick-skinned father, he also didn't know how to speak.
He Yuzhu estimated that Ran Qiuye must have come to Qin Huairu to ask for tuition fees. Then he would be there!
He didn't want to be deceived and said directly: "Third uncle, if you say that, then she still doesn't agree."
The third uncle nodded, not understanding what he meant.
He Yuzhu went on to say: "What a coincidence, I have a partner. The little girl from my family last time is going to get married in June."
These people are going to know sooner or later anyway, so it's better to show off their cards directly.
"Ah...you mean Qin Huairu's cousin, that girl from the countryside?" the third aunt said in surprise.
Then he said: "Silly Zhu, don't be stupid. You are a seventh-level chef, your salary is forty yuan a month, and you only have a younger sister at home. With your conditions, any little girl who likes you can be ranked as high as
Go to the city gate tower. A rural girl is worthy of you."
He Yuzhu was a little unhappy. After all, Qin Jingru was also his fiancée. How could he let others make irresponsible remarks?
"Third aunt, don't think you are just a girl from the countryside. A few generations back in your family, you might also be a girl from the countryside."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
The third aunt said angrily: "Hey! You still bite Lu Dongbin, you don't know the heart of a good person. I am helping you, not harming you."
"Okay! I won't argue with you. Now that it's clear, do you want to eat this meal?"
The third uncle looked at the peanuts he brought and realized that it would definitely not be suitable to bring back, so he gritted his teeth and said decisively: "Eat!"
"It's done! I've been neighbors for many years. If you want to eat it, I'll cook it for you."
Back in the kitchen, I cut the cabbage into a few cuts without washing it, put it into the pot, stirred it twice, and stir-fried it over high heat without adding any seasoning.
Two or three minutes, it’s done!
I poured a little of the remaining half bag of stick noodles and added a large pot of water to make a pot of stick noodles water.
Hey! That’s it! Eat it or not.
But what He Yuzhu never expected was that, as if in revenge, the third uncle and the third aunt wiped the cabbage and the pot of stick noodles clean.
It's just a pain for the little girl Yan Jiedi. Looking at this dish, she can't eat it at all.
He Yuzhu had no choice but to give him all the wedding candies sent by Xu Damao and let her take them back and eat them slowly.
This made the little girl happy for a long time. After all, everything in her family had to be settled, even peanuts had to be divided, let alone wedding candies.
After the little girl went back, He Yuzhu sat on the bench and watched the two of them having sex.
The two of them didn't even ask why He Yuzhu didn't eat. To them, it was better that He Yuzhu didn't eat.
After the two of them finished having sex, He Yuzhu asked: "Third uncle, third aunt, are you full? My stick noodles are enough for two pots."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
The third uncle groaned and got up to go out. The third aunt picked up the clean peanut plate and followed him.
When the two got home, He Yuzhu deliberately opened the window sill and took out the beef and oysters that had been put in the storage space.