As soon as I sent the police comrade out, I returned to the house and saw Bangge sitting on the bed looking at him with hatred on his face.
Looking at the messy room, He Yuzhu knew that this guy Bangge must have come to steal the bacon.
What made him a little strange was that when he left, he clearly locked the window sill and the door tightly, making it impossible for anyone to come in.
How did this awesome thing come about?
Could it be that he is really the successor of the Thief Saint?
The kind who is proficient in all eighteen martial arts?
Fortunately, He Yuzhu didn't put the bacon in the house at all, but put it in his own storage space.
Looking at the rat sticks on Banggeng's hand, I knew that when the boy was looking for bacon, he accidentally got the rat sticks he used to catch mice.
There is also a living big rat on it, which is why the stick terrier dare not move around.
He Yuzhu didn't expect that he would actually catch two big rats this time, and the rats had made great achievements.
Mouse Sticker: Don’t worship me, I’m just a legend.
"Hey! Isn't this my son? What's wrong? I miss my dad? I couldn't help but run into the house to get close to my dad."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
"Sinzhu, don't talk nonsense. The doctor said that it is not scientific at all to identify relatives by bleeding."
"When did you, BangGeng, believe in science? Did your test scores exceed single digits this year?"
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
"It's up to you. Quickly take the glue off my hand."
"I'm not your father, why should I help you?"
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
"Silly Zhu, I told you to take it down." The voice was full of matter-of-factness and even a little angry.
He Yuzhu was not used to it and slapped him on the head.
"Calling someone?!!"
"Silly pillar!"
Another slap!
"Silly pillar!
Another slap.
…
Until you beat the stick until you are convinced!
Seeing that Bangge didn't dare to speak, He Yuzhu threatened: "Next time you scream, I will cut off your lower body, believe it or not."
"Ding! Negative emotions +10."
Bangge wanted to cover it, but unfortunately, he still had a big rat on his hand.
Seeing that Bangge was subdued, He Yuzhu stopped bullying him. After all, bullying children is not a good name.
He brought Banggeng to Qin Huairu's house.
Jia Zhang saw her grandson and He Yuzhu walking together.
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
He Yuzhu was already used to this emotionless reward machine. If she didn't reward him that day, He Yuzhu would pay no attention to her.
"Sister Qin, come out soon. Your son has brought you good things. You can have extra meals tonight."
Qin Huairu and Qin Huaiyu were still discussing how to deal with He Yuzhu in the room, and now they suddenly heard his voice.
They were all frightened.
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5×2."
After hearing what was said clearly, the two of them hurried out.
Qin Huairu thought Banggeng had brought the bacon, so she went to pick it up with a smile on her face.
But Banggeng put the sticky mouse and the big mouse in her hands.
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
Qin Huaiyu's smile froze directly on his face, looking a little weird.
Then there was anger: "Silly Zhu! What do you mean, after bullying adults, you also bully children, right?"
He Yuzhu smiled disdainfully and said: "Sister Qin, I found him in my house. My doors and windows are all locked. How did this kid get in?
Why did he go in?
Does Sister Qin really know nothing?"
Qin Huairu looked grim. Her son went to He Yuzhu's house with the obvious intention of stealing bacon.
So in order to avoid entanglement, I pointed the finger directly at Banggeng.
It was a slap to the head. The blow from He Yuzhu had not subsided, and now he was hit again by Qin Huairu.
He screamed in pain, and the mouse on his hand started to throw away, and accidentally dropped it on Qin Huaiyu.
Qin Huaiyu usually looks like a little girl, but in fact she is more of a man than a man.
He grabbed the huge rat directly and threw it hard. The rat was already dying.
Finally, he lifted his thighs, revealing the thick leg hair, and sent the mouse to the west.
Qin Huaiyu has also been surprised recently. He doesn't know why the hair on his legs grows so fast, but he doesn't feel relieved. After all, it can be shaved, and no one else can see it.
He Yuzhu swallowed his saliva when he saw such a manly Qin Huaiyu. Whoever marries her from now on will be lucky.
Seeing that the matter was resolved, He Yuzhu soon stayed and returned to the house.
…
The old man was bored in the hospital, and his problems had long been cured.
But he didn't want to go back, just to cure the disease in his mouth.
But the doctors came and checked again and again, but they couldn't find anything wrong.
In the end, I could only tell him: "Drink more hot water."
The old man was so worried that his little black hair turned white.
He is such a meddlesome person, and now when he talks, his wife has to wear a thick mask.
How could others bear it? But as he was busy with other people's business, he felt that he was not far from death.
I'm worried, but I heard from my patients that chewing betel nut can suppress bad breath.
He remained calm on the surface, but secretly wrote a letter to his friends in Hainan.
Then I got a few kilograms of betel nut through the relationship.
Looking at this little thing that looked like a green cotton robe, the uncle endured the discomfort and tried it according to the method in the letter.
Not to mention, chewing this little thing is quite addictive.
Called the eldest mother: "Old lady, do you still smell it?"
Auntie: "It's really useful, but it still has some smell."
The old man thought for a while and lit another cigarette.
"This way, does it still taste good?"
Aunt: “It’s really gone.”
The first man suddenly felt that the sky had cleared up, the rain had stopped, and he was fine again.
From then on, the old man embarked on the path of no return of adding betel nuts and cigarettes.
I also learned a Hainanese saying: "Young men, why don't we eat betel nuts together? Your teeth will be black."
With the betel nuts and cigarettes, the uncle regained his usual self-confidence and returned to the courtyard with the steps of not recognizing his relatives.
When you see someone, say hello: "Young man, let's eat together..."
After returning to the hospital, I found out about the second uncle and the third uncle, and I was extremely happy.
After all, from now on, if these two old guys dare to talk about Jia Zhang's affairs, he will use this matter to "return the favor".
These three uncles all have something to say in each other's hands, forming a strange balance.
The second uncle is cleaning the toilet now, and he was accompanied by Xu Damao a month ago.
It can be said that Liu Zhonghai has met his enemy. Every time the two of them meet, Xu Damao is covered in shit.
Once or twice was okay, Xu Damao still let him.
After many times, Xu Damao no longer tolerated him, and the two started fighting in the toilet. In the end, both of them came out looking like they were covered in shit.
The third uncle was released after being imprisoned for three days, but he was expelled from school because of his bad moral conduct.
This could be considered a blessing in disguise for him by chance.
But the third uncle didn't see blessings, he only saw disasters, so now he hates He Yuzhu with all his heart.