Not long after the food was served, a prompt came from He Yuzhu's system.
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
"..."
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After being reminded six times, He Yuzhu was completely confused. He thought the food he cooked was not delicious, but when he tasted the food, it was all at his normal level.
Weird!
Forget it, let's think about how to deal with this Xu Damao. If I remember correctly, this time it was Xu Damao's underpants crisis. If Silly Zhu hadn't finally stood up and admitted it, Xu Damao might have really been arrested.
How could He Yuzhu do such an immoral thing?
What he wanted to do was much more wicked than this. Looking at the disposable human skin mask worth 100 negative emotion points in the system, He Yuzhu felt that the God of Love was waving to him.
Xu Damao, on the other hand, felt more at ease. Hearing so many people praising He Yuzhu's cooking skills in front of Deputy Director Li, wasn't this a slap in Xu Damao's face?
Okay, now, before he finished his toast, he was interrupted by someone. As a result, Xu Damao could only drink alone. He was also secretly cursing that stupid Zhu in his heart. Why did he cook so well?
Everyone is here to eat, no one is drinking anymore
I picked up a piece of braised pork and cursed while eating it.
By the time everyone finished eating, it was already dark. He Yuzhu surprisingly did not leave early today.
But people are not surprised, after all, the lunch boxes have not yet arrived.
Ma Hua was still saying to He Yuzhu: "Master, is this possible?"
"It will definitely work. Xu Damao caused me so much misery (referring to being treated as a chicken thief). I will definitely punish him this time."
The two of them were waiting outside for Xu Damao's arrival. Sure enough, Xu Damao staggered to the toilet drunk, and as soon as he pulled up his pants, he fell asleep on the ground and fell unconscious.
He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao's condition and found that everything was normal, then he called Ma Hua over, and they tied Xu Damao up together.
"Okay, you can go back, I'll just leave it here to waste time with him."
"Okay, then master, I'll leave first."
"Wait a minute, you can take this lunch back with you."
"Then master, don't you want it?"
"I don't want to eat the leftovers."
Ma Hua was moved and thought it was He Yuzhu who felt sorry for him.
But He Yuzhu told the truth. With the system in hand, he still eats the leftovers?
Of course, it doesn't hurt to eat occasionally, like now he was going to eat other people's leftovers.
Time passed slowly, and Xu Damao was already snoring.
He Yuzhu looked at the time and saw that it was almost time. He replaced the human skin mask from the system and put the mask on Xu Damao's face. After a while, the mask turned into Xu Damao's appearance.
I picked up the mask, put it on with my backhand, and touched my face. Hmm! Not bad, it's quite real.
Then he took off Xu Damao's clothes and put them into a bag.
Walking all the way back to the courtyard, this time he did not go home, but went directly to Xu Damao's house.
He went in and threw Xu Damao's clothes everywhere.
It was almost ten o'clock now. Lou Xiao'e went to bed early. Except for a little moonlight shining on the bedside, the rest of the room was pitch black.
I felt someone getting on the bed, and I saw clearly that it was Xu Damao through the moonlight, so I ignored him and turned over to continue sleeping.
But "Xu Damao" didn't seem to think so, and an evil little hand reached out to Lou Xiao'e's plump body.
After Lou Xiao'e noticed it, she said: "It's so late. I don't want to take a shower again in half a minute."
"Xu Damao" was obviously taken aback, "Good boy! This Xu Damao is such a man."
...
It was only when the sky turned bright that He Yuzhu left with satisfaction.
As for Lou Xiao'e, she no longer has the energy to care whether He Yuzhu leaves or not.
After going out, he took off his human skin mask, returned to his home, and first cooked a large pot of frozen dumplings worth a little negative emotion, and filled a large basin with it and gave it to the old lady.
After arriving, the old lady was indeed awake. It is normal for people to wake up early when they get older.
Put down a large pot of dumplings and let the old lady eat slowly. If there is not enough for him, there will be more leftovers. If you can’t finish them, save them for next time.
Before dawn, He Yuzhu went to deliver a bowl of dumplings to Lou Xiao'e. He Yuzhu was not a ruthless person.
Although there would be some mistakes left, He Yuzhu couldn't bear it if he didn't send it off. After working all night, what's wrong with just eating a bowl of dumplings?
What's more, the methods he uses are beyond the understanding of people in this era, and he doesn't worry about being discovered.
After sending it off, He Yuzhu looked at the ground. In order to prove that he was really diligent and cleaned well, the little girl picked up the broom and swept it casually a few times before leaving in a hurry.
Returning to the factory with the remaining dumplings, Xu Damao was still fast asleep.
He went up and patted Xu Damao's face.
"Si Mao, wake up! Your wife ran away with someone."
Xu Damao, who was sleeping deeply, suddenly felt that his face had been hit. He opened his eyes drowsily and heard his wife running away again.
Now I was completely awake and could clearly see the face in front of me.
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
"You idiot, your wife just ran away with you. No, you don't have a wife at all. Yes, you don't have a wife at all. You don't have a wife."
Suddenly there was a rebuttal to He Yuzhu, which made Xu Damao quite happy.
But soon he felt cold again. When he saw that he was tied up, his clothes were gone, leaving only his underpants.
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
"Silly Zhu! Do you know what you are doing? You are committing a crime, Silly Zhu, you are finished, I tell you, you are finished, I will make you sit in jail." Xu Damao struggled and said with excitement
clamor.
"Hoot! Shouting! Let everyone come and see your heroic figure, Xu Damao."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
While eating dumplings, He Yuzhu said: "Xu Damao, Xu Damao, I didn't know you were so courageous. You didn't even wear clothes when you came out of the house, you just walked outside. When you saw a girl, you wanted to have sex with her. If I hadn't met you, I would have killed you."
Stopped, you will stay at the police station now."
Xu Damao smelled the fragrance, and his stomach began to growl. He vomited out all the food he had eaten yesterday, and now his stomach was empty.
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
Xu Damao looked disdainful and was sure that He Yuzhu was lying: "Silly Zhu, stop pretending. You still want to deceive me with your little trick. I tell you, you're done. Now untie the rope, return the clothes to me, and then
Kneel down and call me "Lord" a few times, and you'll be spared two years of jail time."
He Yuzhu didn't bother to pay attention to him at all: "Believe it or not, call the police and see if you go to jail or I go to jail."
Xu Damao thought to himself, when I get through this, I will beat you to death when I get out. He also praised himself for his ability to bend and stretch.
He Yuzhu turned back and said, "I wish I had called you this earlier."
He untied the rope for Xu Damao and left immediately.
"Hey! Where are my clothes?" Xu Damao, who was wearing pants, shouted again.
"Didn't I tell you already? You came out naked, and you still don't believe it. How can I have any clothes?"
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
"Master Zhu, please give me your clothes back."
"No clothes, just a military coat."
Xu Damao also became a little suspicious: "A military coat is a military coat."
After putting on the military coat, Xu Damao went completely crazy.
"Silly Zhu! I'm a scheming master, right? I'm waiting to kill you, you blind man. If I don't kill you this time, I won't believe you."
He Yuzhu ignored him and left directly.
This made Xu Damao even more suspicious. Forget it, let's go back first. Even if he had to call the police, he still had to wear clothes.