When He Yuzhu went to work the next day, the loudspeaker in the factory began to announce that he had become a model worker.
Although he was a little unhappy, he still pretended to be very happy and greeted Xu Damao and the second uncle who were cleaning the toilet.
The second uncle and Xu Damao had just finished having sex in the toilet and were smoking there when he caught him.
"Xu Damao! Liu Haizhong! You two smoke during working hours. Don't you feel ashamed in front of me, a model worker?"
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10×2."
Xu Damao threw down his cigarette, stamped on the ground, and shouted: "Silly Zhu, don't think that you are great just because you have become this bullshit model worker. Your second uncle is still here."
Although Liu Haizhong didn't know why Xu Damao suddenly praised him, he happened to scratch his itch, so he squinted his eyes and straightened his chest, looking like a leader.
He Yuzhu shuddered, pulled up his trousers, and said casually: "Okay, I will go to the factory director to make a report later."
After saying that, he fastened his belt and planned to leave.
Xu Damao is not afraid of this because of his relationship with his father, but he is afraid of it in his bangs.
"Hey~, Zhuzhu, don't leave in a hurry."
He Yuzhu stopped, turned around and said, "What? Does our second uncle have any other advice?"
Liu Haizhong said with some sincerity: "Zhuzi, the factory director is so busy, so there is no need to report to him about such a trivial matter as smoking."
He Yuzhu looked like a model worker and told him seriously:
"Comrade Liu Haizhong, do you know what kind of thinking you have! How dangerous this kind of thinking is! How can smoking be a trivial matter? There are so many flammable items in the factory, so you must bear the responsibility if something goes wrong! In the factory
Have you read the employee rules?"
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10.
Liu Haizhong was a little angry, but now his form was inferior to others, so he said in a low voice:
"Zhuzi, we are all from the same compound. After all, I am also your elder. Do you think this matter should be forgotten?"
"Second uncle! This is public, private is private. I am quite clear about this kind of thing."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."
Liu Haizhong was choked by He Yuzhu a few times, and he had no choice but to let him kneel down and beg for mercy to a junior.
After taking a look at Xu Damao, who was gloating about his misfortune, he decided that today would be another day of shit for you and me.
He suddenly thought of something, which might make He Yuzhu let him go.
"Zhuzi, can you come over here? I have something to tell you."
Looking at the mysterious look in his bangs, he guessed it was not a good thing: "Say it! Just say it here!"
Liu Haizhong said: "I know what Yan Laoxi has done to his heart's content."
He Yuzhu became interested, found a small corner, and motioned Liu Haizhong to come over.
"Say it."
"On the first night of your wedding, Yan Laoxi and I drank. He said that you had caused him so much misery and he would never make it easy for you.
Then early the next morning, I saw him sneaking away. When he came back, he was in a daze, as if he had been frightened by something. From then on, he started to burn incense and worship Buddha every day.
You said, that car accident?..."
Liu Haizhong did not continue, but the meaning was obvious.
He Yuzhu recalled the car he saw at that time. Normally, a flat tire would be a small probability event, but the cars he saw at that time began to fall to one side.
Both tires burst, but they were on the same side. What a coincidence. Could it be that the third uncle was causing trouble here?!
He looked at Liu Haizhong, whose face was full of anxiety, and waved to him:
"Okay, you can continue your work."
"Zhuzi, what about this?"
"What did you call me?"
"Oh... Director! Director!"
He Yuzhu nodded and walked out on his own.
After Liu Haizhong saw He Yuzhu disappearing, he turned his finger and pointed at Xu Damao.
"Xu Damao, how dare you harm me!!"
"Sexy, you love to be in the limelight, what do you care about me?"
Liu Haizhong didn't listen to his explanation and started to "enchant" his broom.
…
Before He Yuzhu could walk over, he saw Master Huang coming to use the toilet.
"Hey! Master Huang, come and use the toilet."
Master Huang was already intimidated when faced with He Yuzhu, a stupid young man: "Director He, let me help you."
"Okay! Then I wish you complete success."
"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."
When I came to the kitchen, I saw Ma Hua with a bitter look on his face, cleaning the table absentmindedly.
He Yuzhu could pretend he didn't see this, but the key point was that there was no bench or tea.
He coughed: "MCA!"
Ma Hua heard the sound and looked up at him, as if seeing a savior. He ran over and took He Yuzhu's hand and knelt down: "Master, you are here."
He Yuzhu was shocked, thinking something big had happened, and asked hurriedly: "What happened? What happened?"
Ma Hua said with a sad face: "Nothing happened. It's just that I went to the master yesterday to calculate my marriage. The master said that I need the help of noble people for my marriage. But besides you, master, there are noble people around me. Master, you must help me."
Help me!"
He Yuzhu said angrily: "Help you? How to help you? Helping you destroy that master's stall is more like it.
When it comes to relationships, you still have to rely on yourself. If you don't take the initiative yourself, you still hope that others will take the initiative to confess to you.
Let me ask you, have you confessed to that girl?"
Ma Hua asked doubtfully: "Confession? What confession? Master, I only have that little salary a month, how can I get the money to buy a watch?"
Accidentally, he slipped up and forgot that this word did not exist in this era. He Yuzhu paused and said, "It means you have made it clear to others that you like her."
Ma Hua scratched his head and said, "I haven't said a few words yet, how can I do it so quickly? Besides, it's so embarrassing to say this."
He Yuzhu looked helplessly at his stupid apprentice, who was so stupid. He was thinking about free love. He could just wait for a blind date.
Looking at his love rival again, He Yuzhu heard it clearly yesterday. Qin Huainan just opened his mouth to talk about things like scumbag quotes.
How can this be compared? There is no comparison.
He Yuzhu had no choice but to say casually: "If you can't open your mouth, then find someone who can open your mouth and help you speak."
Then he ignored MCA and went to find his own little bench.
But Mahua was still following him around, and he was a little impatient:
"What are you doing? You are going crazy."
Ma Hua looked fawning: "Master, please help me."
He Yuzhu pointed to his nose: "Are you talking about me? Don't you know that Qian Yu has been on a blind date with me before?"
Then he saw an eye-catching scene. Ma Hua stamped his feet and shouted coquettishly: "Master~"
Absolutely! His eyes were so blinded that he couldn't open them.
Unable to bear such "coquettishness", he had no choice but to agree.