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Chapter 9 God's Pit and Rainwater

(Negative emotion value balance: 105)

When the third uncle saw He Yuzhu opening the door, he wanted to go in directly.

"Hey! What are you doing? Breaking into a house privately. What do you want to say outside?"

He Yuzhu quickly stopped him.

"Ding! Negative emotion value +1."

The third uncle looked like a dog biting Lu Dongbin and not recognizing a kind heart.

"Shazhu, do you know what I do? I'm here to introduce you to someone."

The third uncle thought that when He Yuzhu heard this, he would respectfully invite him in.

He Yuzhu: "Yeah."

"Ding! Negative emotion value +1."

Just hmm??? With this reaction, there must be something wrong with the way it is opened.

“You third uncle, I want to introduce you to someone!!!!!

The person I am introducing to you is not an ordinary person, he is a teacher from our school, and he is a cultural person."

Although the third uncle is stingy, he is also a "really noble" person. No one in this compound can be respected by him.

Workers after workers, cooks after cooks, they are all low-class, not one of them educated.

However, the people in this compound actually thought that this should be the case, and asked him to write couplets to him every year during the holidays.

Moreover, it turns out that Silly Zhu also particularly likes cultural people, especially Teacher Ran Qiuye Ran, who is his goddess, the kind who can only be watched from a distance but not played with.

But now He Yuzhu, a cultural person? Who is not a cultural person?

"Well, what's wrong? Where's the person? They're not here, what can you introduce?"

"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."

He Yuzhu was stunned, was this a critical attack?

Of course the third uncle was angry. He had already shown his identity as a cultural person, but Silly Zhu didn't buy it. This was a humiliation to him as a cultural person.

"You idiot? She is a teacher and a cultural person. How can she come to see you in person? If you want to see her, you have to go find her."

He Yuzhu pretended not to understand and said: "Then I will go look for you and you will be the one to introduce me? Third uncle, you are nothing but a white wolf."

"Ding! Negative emotion value +2."

Silly Zhu, who is usually the best at fooling around, actually became smarter this time.

"How can you call this a white wolf with nothing? If I don't talk to you, you won't even see anyone."

He Yuzhu put on a smile: "Then, third uncle, you are so powerful, just ask her to be my wife."

Then he immediately turned his back, closed the door and turned away customers: "Good to go! I won't send you away."

"Ding! Negative emotion value +5."

Looking at the increased negative emotions in the background, He Yuzhu was even more looking forward to the scene of removing the tires of the third uncle.

Looking at Qin Jingru who was already drowsy, He Yuzhu became energetic again.

He got closer step by step and just touched his little face.

"bump!"

The door opened directly.

He Yuzhu completely remembered the importance of door bolts this time.

"Brother! What delicious food are you cooking? I'm almost starving to death."

He Yuzhu's face turned purple with anger and shouted: "Knock on the door and come in again!!"

He Yuyu bulged his mouth, stepped back angrily, and knocked on the door.

"Come in."

He Yuzhu immediately spent fifty negative emotion points to purchase a cubic meter of storage space in the system, then put away the red wine and goblets on the table, and finally sat on the bench.

Can He Yuyu be trusted? Anyway, he doesn't think it can be trusted. If she found out about drinking foreign wine, the whole compound would probably know about it.

What's the problem? Where's the wine? So she must not be allowed to see it.

He Yuyu ran in excitedly, and suddenly saw Qin Jingru lying on the table, her mouth wide open, looking like she couldn't believe it.

"She drank too much just now, why are you so surprised?" He Yuzhu quickly made amends.

He Yuyu looked around but didn't see where the wine was. Suddenly she thought of something and her eyes widened:

"He Yuzhu!!! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. In order to do that kind of thing, you would actually add medicine to the food."

He Yuzhu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. This girl was sent by the gods to torture me.

"I've already put away the wine. If you don't believe me, just smell it yourself and see if she smells of alcohol."

He Yuyu was dubious, and after smelling it, there was indeed a strong smell of alcohol, but even if there was no bottle, there was not even a glass.

She glanced at He Yuzhu doubtfully and saw an angry look on his face. Her brother always kept his emotions on his face, and this time he might have really misunderstood him.

"Brother! I was wrong, I shouldn't have said that to you."

He took He Yuzhu's arm and started to act coquettishly. He Yuzhu said again if he knew his mistakes and could correct them:

"Brother, I don't think Sister Qin is good enough for you. I saw this girl just now and she looks quite iconic. Why don't you marry her?"

He Yuzhu was a little confused, but overall he was very happy. This girl finally got the idea, and asked curiously:

"Why did you suddenly change your stance? Don't you like Sister Qin the most?"

He Yuyu said firmly: "I don't, isn't she Sister Qin's cousin? If you marry her, can you still take care of Sister Qin?

Just now I went to listen to Mr. Jia Zhang's curse, it was so powerful, the spit could fly three feet high, you can't marry Sister Qin, I don't want to have my face sprayed with spit."

He Yuzhu only had two words in his heart - Damn it!!!

Who said that He Yuyu was stupid? When he was in trouble, he didn't react faster than anyone else. He also thought of a way to get the best of both worlds. He married her sister and could still take care of Sister Qin.

Absolutely amazing!! He Yuzhu just wanted to say, absolutely amazing!!

This is no ordinary pit, this is a divine pit, and I really can’t help it.

He rubbed his brows, now that the matter has been discovered, it's better to keep quiet for now.

"First send the "future sister-in-law" in your mind to your room. You can sleep with her today. I will heat up the food and you can come over for dinner later."

I exchanged a little negative emotion value for ten eggs, and this time I made boiled eggs in sugar water.

When I gave it to the old lady, I walked around the door of the old man, but unfortunately, the old man didn't notice it.

After coming back, He Yuzhu started eating, and He Yuzhu thought of something:

"You feel so sorry for Sister Qin that you don't ask her to come over and have dinner with you."

He Yuyu was right. She couldn't finish eating so much, so she ran out in a hurry.

He Yuzhu showed a strange smile and waited for "good news".

"Sister Qin, my brother asked you to come over for dinner!"

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10."

"My brother is worried about the child and boiled a lot of eggs. Please bring the child over."

"Ding! Negative emotion value +10.

Ding! Negative emotion value +10.

Ding!…+10.”

Jia Zhang was so angry that she almost smacked her away, if Qin Huairu hadn't even patted her on the back.

"You bitch, your lover asked you to eat? Why don't you take your bastards to eat eggs?"

Jia Zhang pointed at Qin Huairu's face and cursed.

"Mom, what are you talking about again? You don't know who Silly Zhu is. He has a lustful heart but no courage. Even if you give him ten courages, he won't dare."

At this time, He Yuyu shouted from the opposite room, and she stopped pretending when she spoke.

"Who knows if you two idiots colluded and deliberately deceived me and Dongxu."

Ever since Mrs. Jia Zhang found out that her grandson was not her biological child, she has suffered from persecutory delusions. Now she feels that anyone may want to harm her.


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