When the dishes were served, people began to use their chopsticks.
However, Qin Jingru chose a wrong seat this time and chose to sit at the same table with the most calculating Yan Laoxi.
There were also Yan Laoxi's family at other tables. Anyway, there were no two people in his family sitting at the same table. They might be afraid of a fight later when they were trying to grab food.
Qin Huairu's family made a separate table, and no one sat at the same table with them.
Maybe it was arranged by Xu Damao, but of course it was more likely that it was arranged by them themselves.
Before He Yuzhu could eat, Yan Laoxi picked up the biggest piece of fat in the pot with his chopsticks and started eating it in big gulps.
Then his face became distorted, as if he had eaten Lao Ba's secret hamburger and wanted to vomit but was reluctant to do so, so he swallowed it with force.
The people next to He Yuzhu basically took a bite, and their expressions became distorted, but they didn't have the perseverance to swallow it like Yan Laoxi, and they spit it out one after another.
Qin Jingru also ate a piece, but she spit it out within 0.01 seconds of entering her mouth.
For so many days, He Yuzhu had kept her tongue in a bad way, and even the food she cooked was unpalatable to her.
After retching for a while, he said to He Yuzhu: "This pork must have been poisoned, it's too unpalatable."
The people around him basically reacted like this, but they were not as exaggerated as Qin Jingru.
Everyone started shouting. Xu Damao was still flirting with Qin Huaiyu. Hearing this sound, he came out and asked about the situation.
Then he took a sip, his face twisted, and he finally swallowed it.
He explained to his neighbors: "Maybe the pork has gone bad. Let's eat something else."
After explaining, he angrily came to the stove and yelled at the fat man:
"You damn fat man, do you know how to cook? Are the things you cook suitable for human consumption?"
The fat man looked dissatisfied and said, "It's not for human consumption. Didn't you just eat it?"
Xu Damao's head was filled with anger and his temples were hot. He jumped up and cursed at the fat man:
"You bitch, give me two dollars back. You can't cook, how dare you accept it?"
The fat man looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water: "That's not possible. I risked being kicked out of the school to help you cook. After the dishes are finished, the money cannot be refunded."
Xu Damao recalled what happened this morning.
Qin Huaiyu asked him to find a chef and treat the people in the compound to a good meal to make it lively and bring some happiness to the children.
Xu Damao did not lack this little money, and now was the time when he was satisfied with his ambition, so he readily agreed.
When he came to the factory to work, he was thinking about finding a chef.
He Yuzhu, that's definitely not possible. Let's not talk about the relationship between the two of them. The key point is that his three melons and two jujubes are definitely not favored by He Yuzhu.
So he came up with the idea of being He Yuzhu's apprentice. On the one hand, it solved the problem of the chef, and on the other hand, it could make He Yuzhu and his master and apprentice separate.
It was a good thing to kill two birds with one stone, so the first person he looked for was He Yuzhu's follower Ma Hua.
Ma Hua knew that Xu Damao was not at odds with his master, so how could he agree and decisively refused.
Then Xu Damao found Fatty and thought that although he had never seen Fatty cooking, he had eaten big pot rice made by Ma Hua and it was all taught by a master. Even if it was different, the difference should not be much different.
At first, the fat man was still afraid that He Yuzhu would kick him out when he found out, but when Xu Damao promised to pay him two yuan, he would also get a pound of pork to take home afterwards.
He decisively left He Yuzhu behind, accepted Xu Damao's two yuan, and agreed to the matter with a pat of his chest.
Seeing the fat man's shameless look, Xu Damao knew that he would never get the money back, so he shouted: "Then get out of here. Get out of here now."
Dragging the fat man, pushing and kicking him, he pushed him towards the door.
The fat man was a little dissatisfied and asked, "You haven't given me the pound of pork we agreed on yet."
As soon as he said this, Xu Damao became even more angry and started looking for something handy. When he saw the kitchen knife on the table, he picked it up directly.
The fat man watched Xu Damao take out the kitchen knife, and ran away without caring about the pound of pork.
…
Seeing how unpalatable it was, He Yuzhu lost interest in eating it and pulled Qin Jingru along and said:
"Let's go, I'll do it for you when we get back."
Qin Jingru followed He Yuzhu out of the banquet place, and happened to see Xu Damao taking a knife to chop the fat man.
He Yuzhu guessed what was going on and was not too surprised. He took Qin Jingru back to the house.
"Zhuzi, isn't that your apprentice? How could he be chased by Xu Damao?"
Qin Jingru asked curiously after returning to the house.
The last time her family was doing something, both Ma Hua and Fatty came to help. As their mistress, she naturally had an impression of them.
He Yuzhu: "As cooks, isn't it normal for us to organize happy events for others? Now that he failed, it's normal for him to be beaten.
If you don’t have diamonds, you have to do porcelain work. If you want to die, who can stop you?”
Qin Jingru: "Aren't you his master? Why don't you teach him how to cook? His skills are not as good as mine."
He Yuzhu: "The master brought me in. Cultivation depends on oneself. He thinks about opportunism every day. He only works hard and treats others with no sincerity. What can I do?"
Qin Jingru: "That's right. If he was really a good apprentice, he wouldn't help your mortal enemy."
He Yuzhu: "He made a mistake this time and really helped me."
…
The purple night is about to fall, the setting sun will emit all the light and heat, and enter the Western Mountain to recuperate and recuperate.
Although the two meat dishes are inedible, there are still two vegetarian dishes and pimple soup, which can still be eaten.
After the banquet, the only kind thing people said was: "The cucumber dish was good!"
Bang Gang and Jia Zhang didn't get any meat, so they went back cursing.
Qin Huairu began to scold her in her heart. Xu Damao was so unreliable in doing things.
Go into the house and tell her little sister what happened today.
The third uncle and Xu Damao ate the half-cooked pork prepared by Fatty, so the toilet became their residence at night.
Qin Huaiyu sat on the bed with a gloomy face.
Today, she originally wanted to bully her plastic sister Qin Jingru, but she didn't expect something like this to happen, which made her very unhappy.
Now that she is married to Xu Damao, her true nature is beginning to be revealed little by little.
He didn't have his usual sweet voice, and he was also indifferent to Xu Damao.
Xu Damao was still busy in the toilet at the moment, so he had no time to think about her.
Coupled with today's incident, he thought that sister Huaiyu's unhappy behavior was understandable.
…
He Yuzhu's side, how should I put it, is painful and happy.
I don’t know what scriptures Qin Jingru got from her mother after she went back.
He was unusually proactive tonight, which made him, a hunter, embarrassed.
After Qin Jingru went back today, she told her mother about He Yuzhu being seduced by Hu Meizi.
Her mother looked like someone who had experienced it before, and told Qin Jingru how her father had such thoughts in the past, but she slowly put them out of his mind.
Qin Jingru felt that this sutra was very good, even a man made of iron could not do it sometimes, let alone a body of flesh and blood like He Yuzhu.