Next to a public toilet deep in an alley, an ugly man with a donkey face covered in feces and urine was as confused as a chicken suffering from chicken plague!
who I am?
Where am I?
Where have my clothes gone?
After a long time, the ugly man with a donkey face regained consciousness and made a crazy sound: "It stinks so bad! Why the hell did I fall into the manure pit? Ugh!"
As soon as these words came out, the onlookers took two steps back, covered their noses, and took pictures with their mobile phones!
An ugly man with a donkey face was peeping at an aunt, and accidentally fell into a manure pit after being chased in a public toilet... Tsk, tsk, this shocking news will definitely become the most beautiful kid in the entire circle of friends!
A leading law enforcement officer held a baton and yelled, "Suspect, stand there and wait for the water cannon to wash away! Don't move forward! Ugh! It really stinks!"
They have completed taking photos and collecting evidence, and the four law enforcement officers have completely controlled the scene to ensure that the stinky gangster who was fished out has no chance of escaping!
That's right, this ugly man with a donkey face who is in the spotlight is none other than Hua Zi who was given a small lesson by Xiao Chen!
"Me! What's wrong with me?"
Huazi was trembling at this moment, like a young woman who had just been interacted with by a few strong men in the cornfield, and she was almost scared out of her mind!
The aunt standing beside her with her arms crossed gave up and yelled on the spot, "What's wrong with you? You were so happy secretly filming me, but I chased you and fell into the pit, and you don't remember it? Are you playing with amnesia? You're shameless!"
"Ah? That's not the case! Misunderstanding! This is completely a misunderstanding!"
Hua Zi was completely confused, his head was still like paste, and he couldn't remember what happened before.
A short-haired law enforcement officer was filled with indignation and yelled, "Misunderstanding? We even have evidence of your crime, and a large number of secretly taken photos are still there! Are you talking about a misunderstanding?"
There was a deep contempt in his eyes!
This donkey-faced guy has really unique taste!
What the hell is this? You’re an old woman who looks like a beggar chicken, and you have the nerve to take secret photos?
Huazi was naturally unwilling to give in, and retorted on the spot: "Several law enforcers, I was wronged. I can't remember what happened before, but I will never do that... By the way, I am a reporter."
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"What? What column are you a reporter for? A TV station?" a law enforcer asked in disbelief.
Hua Zi blushed a little and whispered, "Me! I'm a young entertainment reporter!"
"Tch! Isn't it just the paparazzi? You still have the nerve to claim that you are a reporter! If you do such a thing, even the paparazzi must bear the responsibility! I want mental damages and reputational damage! One hundred thousand! No! Five hundred thousand!!
!" The aunt put her hands on her hips, and the lion opened her mouth to blackmail!
When Hua Zi heard this, his head buzzed and he was so angry!
He cursed indiscriminately, "You old woman, you don't even know what you are like. Even if you were naked in front of my wife, I might throw up after just one look. Why would you secretly film you? I
I’m going to the Red Rose Club tonight to have fun with a girl with a broad mind, she’s a hundred times more beautiful than you!”
Then, Hua Zi's face instantly turned pale and he quickly covered his mouth.
I made a mistake!
If this gesture of covering his mouth was normal, it would be fine. The key point is that he is really a "shit person" now...
A ball of golden grain essence stained on my hand was stuffed into my mouth...
It's so sour and refreshing, it's so good!
"Ugh! Bah, bah, bah!"
Huazi squatted down on the spot, vomiting continuously, and tears were flowing freely!
Damn it, could it be any worse?
"Okay! It turns out he is a seasoned and recidivist criminal! Law enforcers, you all heard this very clearly. This entertainment reporter wants to go to a club to find prostitutes at night...he will be punished with an additional penalty!"
The aunt yelled loudly and spat on Hua Zi's face, which almost made him collapse!
What the hell is going on?
Hua Zi grabbed his hair and wanted to go crazy, but he grabbed a piece of dirty towel in his hand, and his whole mood exploded!
At this time, the head of the law enforcer's face darkened and he scolded, "Paparazzi, why don't you conduct secret visits and do such a shameless thing? Do you still want to go to the prostitutes in the club? Squat down and do it again!"
If you move, the baton won't kill you!"
A sturdy young law enforcer with short hair also said, "Boss, this is definitely not the first time for this kid. I think we should check his mobile phone again. There may be unexpected gains! Punish for multiple crimes!"
"Okay! Check it out!"
The aunt suddenly slapped her forehead and shouted, "I remembered! You seemed to be doing shameless things with a man in a remote place. Because I was so surprised by him when I passed by, you put aside your boyfriend,
Follow me!"
As soon as these words came out, the melon-eaters who were watching all took a breath of cold air and secretly exclaimed, "Good guy!"
This ugly man with a donkey face... is awesome!
The taste is so unique!
When Huazi heard this, he was in a mess on the spot. Tears of collapse flowed down his face, almost forming a ocean of sadness.
Damn, who can tell me what happened?
At this time, the short-haired young law enforcer roared again, as if he had found some heavy evidence!
"There is a video on this phone, which is the original video of Goddess Feiyan who slandered me on the Internet... Boy, tell me, what is the name of your paparazzi?"
"My...name is Wangcai, not a dog!"
"Mad! You bastard is so shameless. You can slander the goddess Feiyan at will, but your character is a real dog!!!"
The short-haired young law enforcer yelled and smashed down his baton, causing Hua Zi to scream in agony!
"It turns out that the candid video that morning was exposed by this pervert? It's 100% a slander against the goddess Feiyan!"
"I'm just saying this! This matter must be announced!"
The melon-eating people present were very excited because the melon seemed to be getting bigger and bigger!
If Xiao Chen knew that his little idea unexpectedly helped Seventh Senior Sister, what would his mentality be like?
Now, he was pretending to be Hua Zi and successfully met the boss Cao!
Boss Cao is a middle-aged man with an unattractive appearance, and this kind of passerby is often the most suitable to be a paparazzi!
He simply opened a video invitation with a person named Mr. Jiang on the spot.
Boss Cao didn't know that Xiao Chen's phone in his pocket had turned on the recording function before he met him.
Soon, the video will be connected!
What appeared on the screen of the mobile phone was a girly pretty girl with a yellow middle-parted head and a touch of excitement in her eyes!
"Huh? This person seems to be named...Jiang Baixin?"
Xiao Chen had some impression of him because he had seen some of his endorsements on some large billboards on the street.
Jiang Baixin said directly, "Where's the video? Where's the video that can make Shangguan Feiyan completely stink?"
Xiao Chen sneered in his heart and responded directly, "Mr. Jiang Baixin, you just asked for the video without even discussing the price. Isn't this inappropriate?"
"Five million! As long as your video is enough!"
"No! I want 50 million! And I have to hand over the money and deliver the goods!"
Xiao Chen spoke directly like a lion. This request frightened Boss Cao to the point of trembling!
Who would have thought that Jiang Baixin hesitated for a while and then said, "You can consider it, but I'm not in Dongting Lake now. You go see my girlfriend. Cao Ren was the one who asked her to make a deal in your last video!"
"Can!"
Xiao Chen naturally had no objection and immediately agreed.
He originally wanted to find out the mastermind behind the scenes, and Jiang Baixin's suggestion played right into his plan!
After hanging up the call, Cao Ren took Xiao Chen to a five-star hotel.
He pulled Xiao Chen to a quiet place and excitedly revealed many secrets.
"Hua Zi, I didn't expect you to be so cruel! After this, our brothers will all be multi-millionaires! I'll wait for you in the lobby, sixth floor, 666 Presidential Suite, where Jiang Baixin's girlfriend is temporarily staying! She
It’s Qiao Mingluo, the popular female star of the Dragon Kingdom!”
"Qiao Yingluo is also following the path of a pure and beautiful girl, but she is not so pure behind her back. This can be proved by the fact that she has not made her relationship with Jiang Baixin public! The point is, she has always envied, jealous and hated Shangguan Feiyan, and secretly she
Waves of dirty tricks!”
"So, she needs the video in your hand more than Jiang Baixin! Go ahead! I'll wait for your triumphant return!"
"good!"
Xiao Chen nodded and responded with one word, and there was a hint of coldness in the depths of his pupils!
Is the man behind the scenes finally coming to light?