Chapter 518 Dao is one foot tall and the devil is one foot tall!
"Da da da..."
Xiao Chen walked like flying, faster than eating Xuanmai chewing gum!
After an absence of many years, after giving the Fourth Senior Sister a small slap on her round buttocks, this tight princess hug made him truly feel the "warm and soft jade" taste coming from the Fourth Senior Sister.
This taste...is simply not good!
You can also smell a faint body fragrance between your noses!
Well, if there is any flaw, it is that the fourth senior sister struggled constantly along the way, and her resistance to herself gradually became more and more intense.
"Damn fat man, you are addicted to eating tofu, right? Let me go quickly, or I will bite you to death!"
Luo Xuedai rubbed her little tiger teeth and went straight to bite Xiao Chen.
"Oh! Little girl, are you a dog? How can you treat your savior?"
Xiao Chen was so frightened that he hurriedly turned his palm to clamp her under his arm, and waved his other hand.
"Bah bang bang!"
The sound of applause is crisp!
Feels great in hand!
At this moment, Xiao Chen was very satisfied!
I didn’t say anything anymore, this time I finally fully avenged the chicken playing in my childhood!
In one word, cool!
"Ahhh!"
Luo Xuedai was furious and took action fiercely!
When Xiao Chen was getting carried away, she used her right hand to perform the "Monkey Stealing the Peach" move!
"Whoa!"
This grasp was extremely accurate and hit the target!
Luo Xuedai herself was startled and almost let go in shame.
However, as a "cow girl" who has been tough since she was a child, how can Luo Xuedai's behavior be the same as that of ordinary little girls?
"Hey! Cut it off!"
She bit her silver teeth and "pulled out the carrot" fiercely!
"No! Heroine, please spare your life!"
Xiao Chen was so frightened that he quickly loosened his grip on Luo Xuedai and started to save himself.
After a while, Xiao Chen let out a long breath and glanced at the Fourth Senior Sister with some resentment!
Fortunately, my body is equipped with the magical power of "big and small Ruyi". Otherwise, if I was crippled by such a cruel counterattack by the fourth senior sister, I would probably have the heart to die, right?
I can't afford it!
After not seeing each other for many years, the fourth senior sister’s “finger-snap magical power” has also “evolved” powerfully, and it is still a great deterrent to me!
It can be said that if the Tao is higher, the devil will be higher!
"Damn fat man! You must hide quickly, otherwise, hum!..."
After Luo Xuedai broke away from Xiao Chen's restraints, she hurriedly ran out five or six meters away, then stared at him warily, and found a stick from the ground and carried it in her hand.
However, it can be seen from her violently rising and falling chest that she is very uneasy inside!
This can't be blamed on Luo Xuedai. Anyone who encounters such a series of things will be unable to calm down, right?
"The pervert complained first," Xiao Chen said with a dissatisfied and angry attitude, "Beauty, you are going too far! Fat brother, I worked hard to save you, but you almost tore me out!"
It's okay that he didn't mention it. With such a shout, Luo Xuedai suddenly felt some burning pain in her delicate part...
So, Luo Xuedai put her hands on her hips and yelled angrily, "Who makes you so perverted and keep eating this girl? Damn you, fat man! I want to kill you with a stick now!"
As she spoke, she backed away cautiously.
Until now, Luo Xuedai was not sure whether the fat young man in front of her was a good person or a bad person.
It’s better to keep a respectful distance!
At this time, she caught a glimpse of the lightning purple marten sitting on Xiao Chen's shoulder, squeaking like a human being, pointing its little paw at her, and she was very curious.
Xiao Chen originally planned to reveal his true identity and recognize the Fourth Senior Sister.
But then she thought again and decided to continue the "battle of wits and courage" with the Fourth Senior Sister!
With my own face and adaptability, I don’t believe I can’t win this round!
Anyway, the Fourth Senior Sister has been found, so I can get to know her later.
"Okay! It turns out that you raised this little guy, which caused my tracking plan to go to waste! Do you know how important this matter is to this girl? Damn fat man, you must take responsibility for this matter!" Luo Xuedai clenched her silver teeth.
Bite, and asked in a very unhappy tone.
What surprised her was that Xiao Chen nodded without thinking, "Of course I will take responsibility!"
"What? What did you say?"
This time it was Luo Xuedai's turn to be shocked, because Xiao Chen was so cooperative with her, which was unreasonable!
At this time, Xiao Chen scratched his head and said with a naive smile, "My mink is very awesome. Its greatest ability is to help me find a wife! It grabs your clothes and won't let go of its claws, because... you
She is my destined wife!"
"So, I will definitely be responsible for you! Let's go back to Niujia Village now and get married as soon as possible!"
"Although you are not a top-notch woman like my third aunt with big breasts and a curvy ass who can give birth to a son, your face is not ugly. My parents should accept you! If we hurry up, we can have a fat son by the end of the year!"
"
Luo Xuedai was dumbfounded, and three black lines appeared on her fair forehead.
This damn fat guy... is actually a top-notch country bumpkin!
"Da da da!"
Xiao Chen said this with a salivating attitude, pressing forward step by step!
Luo Xuedai suddenly lost her beauty. She pointed the stick in her hand at Xiao Chen and yelled, "Asshole! Who is your wife? You stay away from me, otherwise I will beat you to pieces with a stick, and you will never be able to hold a fat man in your arms for the rest of your life."
son!"
"Beauty, are you too rude? I, Niu Er, am a serious person!" Xiao Chen said pretending to be aggrieved and continued to walk.
If Mr. Niu Er knew about this, I'm afraid he would just look up to the sky and cry.
My good master, you are such a serious person!
The next time you borrow my name, can you please stop playing the role of a bastard? Your expression is really vulgar, do you know?
"stop!"
Luo Xuedai shouted, put her hands on her hips and said angrily, "Niu Er, your eyes have betrayed your thoughts! A serious person? A big sex stick is more like it! Before I go completely crazy... the world has
Get away as far as you want!"
"Also, I want you to be responsible for me because your mink ruined my plan, and you have to compensate!"
At this moment, there was a bit of anger on her face!
No matter how fierce she acts, she is just a girl after all.
Even if you know a few self-defense techniques for women, it will be difficult to defeat this fat guy!
"Okay...ok! Whether you admit it or not, my Diao has recognized you, and you are my destined wife!"
"Goodbye! We will meet again soon!"
Xiao Chen did not move forward because he found that the fourth senior sister was particularly nervous!
As a result, Xiao Chen quickly disappeared into the darkness.
Naturally, he didn't leave. He finally found the fourth senior sister. Even if he didn't plan to recognize her immediately, he would at least be by her side all the time!
Half an hour later.
The night wind was blowing and it was a bit cold.
Under the dim street lights of a tree-lined path, Luo Xuedai was a little at a loss.
Where should I go?
"Gululu!"
Her stomach made a hungry sound and protested seriously.
Luo Xuedai thought that she had spent all her last coins and might have to sleep on the street tonight, and she couldn't help but frown!
Compared with the big thing you have to do, how to fill your stomach first and have a warm big bed for you to have a good sleep seems to be the most urgent and necessary thing, right?
At this time, a figure appeared not far away, and said with a bright smile, "Hi, wife, are you hungry? How about I treat you to a big dinner? It's very simple, and there is no evil intention."
"Oh my God! This damn fat guy is so haunted!"
Luo Xuedai was startled and said warily, "How can you prove that you didn't plot anything against me?"
Xiao Chen thought for a while, and when he caught a glimpse of the dim street lamp, his eyes suddenly lit up!
He hurriedly pointed to the street lamp and said, "I, Niu Er, swear to the lamp that what I just said is true!"