The ancient villages of Yihuang were in a state of excitement because of Xiao Chen’s arrival!
He slapped Xiong Chumo, the most powerful king in the village, scolded Sai Huatuo for being bullshit, and then used miraculous acupuncture to directly "resurrect the dead"... and even threatened that he could cure tuberculosis in three days!
What is one thing that is not surprising?
For a time, the word of mouth spread among the people in this village of more than 2,000 people, and the rumor became more and more evil, directly describing Xiao Chen as a living god!
Even the clan leader Xiong Kuishan was alarmed and personally sent someone to invite Xiao Chen to come over for a gathering.
"No time!"
Xiao Chen was busy preparing for "alchemy", so he refused directly.
The last time he cleared the Black Scale Dragon King's treasure house, he got a bronze seven-star cauldron and planned to use it to make elixirs!
Nowadays, the reserves of Tianshuang Liquid and Earthly Milk Essence are running low. If you take them directly, you will lose more than half of the effect. They are the main materials for refining top-grade elixirs!
There are many rare and precious medicines in Xiao Chen's Golden Gourd of the Void. Combining some common ones can produce some good-quality elixirs. It would be perfect to give some to the sisters' mothers to recuperate their bodies!
Just do it!
Xiao Chen hid in the woodshed and started trying to make alchemy!
It was just the most common elixir. After Xiao Chen accidentally blew up the furnace once, he succeeded in three furnaces in a row like a cheat!
This level of elixir is very fast to refine, and does not require seven or forty-nine days of elixir raising, elixir burning formation, etc. Xiao Chen quickly became familiar with it after trying it out for a while!
He refined a total of five furnaces of low-grade elixir "Yuanyuan Pill", a total of five hundred pills.
After Xiao Chen personally took it and tried it, he found that the effect was almost equivalent to taking a small sip of earth milk essence!
Alchemy is an addictive thing. Xiao Chen felt a little itchy and decided to refine a high-grade elixir!
"Huhuhu!...."
Each rare elixir was put into the bronze seven-star cauldron, and was quickly burned by the fire triggered by Xiao Chen. The impurities were removed and retained, and they were continuously refined and fused!
Xiao Chen relied on the powerful soul of the sixth realm to separate and fuse the medicinal liquid with incomparable precision, and followed the records on the ancient elixir formula step by step...
Finally, I passed the most dangerous "elixir explosion period" and entered the process of nourishing elixirs.
Wisps of refreshing Danxiang fragrance fill the air...
It was already dark now, and many people in the village were enjoying the cool air and chatting at the door. They all smelled the fragrance of elixir and followed the scent invariably.
Finally, the door of the firewood room was pushed open. Everyone looked at Xiao Chen who was making alchemy in surprise, and started talking quietly.
More than half an hour later.
"Buzz!!!"
The bronze alchemy furnace bloomed with a faint brilliance, but the fragrance of the alchemy quickly converged, and the lid of the furnace was suddenly lifted!
The pill is done!
Xiao Chen immediately put away eight high-grade elixirs that were as big as dragon eyes and glowed with treasure, and drove out the crowd watching the excitement with a flick of his sleeves.
Even so, his reputation as a little god has completely spread!
Inside the main house.
Xiao Chen took out ten low-grade elixirs and gave them to sister Hua's mother, Shen Caidie, and told her to take one pill a week to ensure she would be ten years younger!
Shen Caidi was obviously in awe, and said with a trembling voice, "Thank you so much, little fairy! You, it's your blessing that you can look down on Da Yu'er and Xiao Yu'er! I have no objection to them becoming your women in the future!"
"Auntie, I'm not a little fairy, I just know some medical and Taoist skills!" Xiao Chen responded with a smile.
However, the sisters on the side were already blushing with embarrassment, and their hearts were filled with joy!
My father passed away early, and the right to have a say in the marriage of my sisters actually rested with my mother alone.
She agreed and everything fell into place!
In order to completely cure Shen Caidie's tuberculosis, even with the help of elixir, it would not be possible in a short time, so Xiao Chen decided to stay in the Yihuang ancient village for three days.
These three days are just enough for the sisters to spend their time at the knees of their mother to fulfill their filial piety...
A few people were chatting when the doorbell rang.
"It seems like my uncle is outside the door!"
Da Yu'er walked out, and not long after, he walked in with a father and son.
"Xiong Chumo?"
Xiao Chen looked at the fat young man with a bruised nose and swollen face following behind a bald middle-aged man, and he immediately became happy!
How could he knock out one of "Cousin Strong King's" front teeth with just a flick of his hand?
What a shame!
As soon as the bald middle-aged man walked into the house, he strode forward and said with a flattering smile, "Xiao Xiaoxian! I just heard that you are refining the elixir? Is it true or not? I, Xiong Dashan, Da Yu'er and Xiao Yu'er The closest uncle! What... can we take a step to talk about it? "
"Dad! When you were at home, didn't you say you wanted to stand up for me and teach this pretty boy a lesson?"
Xiong Chumo spoke unhappily, feeling aggrieved!
"Bang!"
Xiong Dashan turned around and kicked his son in the body.
"Mad! Did I say show off? I said I brought you to make amends! You bastard, how dare you offend Xiao Xiao Shenxian? He didn't slap you to pieces, but he was already extra merciful! Do you understand? ?”
"I...shut up!"
Xiong Chumo was so depressed that he chose to succumb to Laozi's power.
Under Xiong Dashan's extremely passionate plea, Xiao Chen reluctantly got up and followed him to the neighboring house.
"Tell me, what do you want from me?" Xiao Chen sat down leisurely and asked casually.
Xiong Dashan was stunned for a moment and said with a smile, "Xiao Xiaoxian, since you are so cheerful, I won't hide it anymore! Da Yu'er and Xiao Yu'er are the most beautiful sisters to be married in the village. You want to take them away... ...It’s a bit difficult! But if I, Xiong Dashan, gave me my full support, the situation would be completely different!”
When Xiao Chen heard this, he said with a half-smile, "Oh? Your son Xiong Chumo seems to be coveting them too. Are you so kind-hearted to help me?"
"That bastard! Although there are some cases of incest marriages in the village, the children can easily be stupid. I have always opposed his idea!"
"Huniu, the daughter of Butcher Zhang in our village, has a big body, a round waist, and a big butt. She also has a dowry of four cows. If she marries her, she will definitely have grandchildren! Huniu is particularly fond of my son. When Xiao Xiaoshenxian, you take away the two sisters, The brat who no longer has Nianxiang will naturally be with Huniu!"
Xiong Dashan scratched his bald head proudly and showed a cunning smile.
"Then what?" Xiao Chen continued to ask.
Xiong Dashan smiled sarcastically and said flatteringly, "Miracle Doctor Xiao Xiao, I have done you a great favor, right? Hehe... can you do me a small favor? Can your panacea make people very powerful after taking it?" I mean...let the man side become very fierce! Give me a few?"
Xiao Chen was stunned, but did not answer directly, but stretched out his hand and said, "Let me take your pulse first!"
After a while.
Xiao Chen retracted his hand and said with emotion, "Small masturbation will make you happy, big masturbation will hurt your body, and violent masturbation will turn you into ashes! With your skills...it's really difficult to become a macho man!"
Xiong Dashan's face turned red after hearing this!
He complained sarcastically, "Hey! It's all my fault that my mother-in-law liked this bite too much and drained me dry! How should I treat this?"
Xiao Chen had a strange expression, but did not expose him and uttered two words: "How long?"
Xiong Dashan hesitated for a moment and said awkwardly, "Well, it's a little faster."
"Tell me the truth, how many seconds?"
"...Three, three seconds?"
Good guy, are you a little bit fast?
Xiao Chen gave a thumbs up and joked, "Brother Dashan, you are definitely at the level of a top fast shooter! This is a disease that needs to be cured! Let's do this, for the sake of Da Yu'er and Xiao Yu'er, I will be here today
I’ll give you some acupuncture and give you a prescription... After taking it for three months, I should be able to make you feel energetic for thirty minutes!"
"real?"
Xiong Dashan was overjoyed and thanked him profusely.
Twenty minutes later.
After Xiao Chen finished performing a set of secret acupuncture techniques, Xiong Dashan said that his waist was very hot and he felt "impulsive"!
Xiao Chen was so angry that he took out a low-grade elixir and asked Xiong Dashan to take it.
He winked and teased, "I'll be a good person and do it to the end! Take it! Remember to find a firmer bed tonight...you know!"
"Xiao Xiaoxian, thank you so much!!!"
Xiong Dashan's eyes shone with excitement. After getting Xiao Chen's prescription, he left with great gratitude.
...
The night is getting darker.
Xiao Chen was sitting cross-legged on the bed, practicing the "Nine Yang Xuantian Technique".
"Crunch!"
The bedroom door was pushed open a crack, and a beautiful figure carrying a fragrant breeze entered.
Immediately, the bedroom door was quickly closed.
Xiao Yu'er seemed to have just taken a shower, her hair was wet, she was wearing a loose nightgown, revealing a pair of beautiful white and thin legs, and she came over shyly.
Under the moonlight, Xiao Yu'er looked like a pure and charming angel.