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Chapter 533: Telling Jokes

Chapter 533 Telling a Joke

Liu Li added angrily to the side: "I was really hot all the way here, and there was no ventilated place in the cave. It was stuffy and hot. After Fatty Wang said this, I felt cool.

too much."

Although both women were making various mockery of Wang Shengli, Wang Shengli didn't feel it at all. Instead, he said smugly: "It's really great if you like it."

At this time, Zhang Long's voice sounded in the darkness.

"When I was in school, I always wondered why girls now like to wear safety pants in summer. Is it possible that in a pure campus, would anyone still peek at their underwear?

I think they are simply a naked insult and contempt for us boys.

This is a prejudice.

What do you think?"

Liu Li said: "Hahaha, although I think your point of view is correct, I can't help but want to ask you, why do you know that all girls are wearing safety pants?"

Zhang Xiaotong also said next to him: "In order to tell a joke, you don't hesitate to blackmail yourself to this extent. You are working hard."

Wang Shengli raised his hand and said: "I can testify to this. I was wearing the safety pants at the time."

Being a human being means laughing and having fun in the midst of suffering. In such a tense environment, it would be bad if the nerves are too tense.

It's better to tell a few jokes to relax.

And among the four people now, they have all survived a lot of hardships, and everyone's psychological quality is still good. At this time, if you tell a joke, no one will come out to ruin the scene.

At this time, a deep voice sounded in the darkness.

"One time when I was going to the station, I saw a drunk man walking along the railway track and saying, why is this staircase so long? I can't reach the top even after walking for a long time."

After listening to it, several people felt that this was also an old joke, and the point of the joke was not particularly strong. It was not much different from the jokes Wang Shengli told, and they were all quite cold.

But suddenly Zhang Long was also stunned. He discovered a problem, because this joke was not told by him, and it was not told by Wang Shengli, and among the four people, only he and Wang Shengli were men, so the voice came from

Where did it come from?

At this time, Zhang Long also felt as if someone poured a bucket of cold water on his back.

Even the chills stood up.

Without saying a word, he rushed down and accelerated his speed.

At this time, Wang Shengli said without knowing it: "You also said that the jokes I tell are old-fashioned and cold. Aren't you the same?"

But after Wang Shengli finished speaking, he found that no one paid attention to him, and the other people seemed to go down the stairs a little faster, but they also felt a little strange.

"Why is it like this in the first place? You will say that I, Zhang Long, tell a bad joke, but you won't say anything about him."

Wang Shengli was also stunned when he said this.

Because he also had some hindsight and felt that something was a little bit wrong.

Because there were only two men among the four, Wang Shengli also assumed that the joke just told was made by Zhang Long.

But after a while, he came to his senses.

Because several people have been going downstairs, and the speed is quite fast, plus the running and sprinting before, so even when they are talking, they feel a little breathless, but when the voice just told the joke, the voice was quite calm.

, eloquently said as if sitting in an easy chair.

And that voice really doesn't look like Zhang Long at all.

Who the hell is this?

No one could see anyone in the darkness, so an unknown fear spread because they also put out the torches when they entered the corridor.

This staircase only leads in one direction, so there is no need to light a fire, just hold on to the wall and go all the way down.

It is precisely because of this that everyone can only feel each other's presence by sound.

Now suddenly there is an additional voice, and it is really scary.

The torch was kept by Wang Shengli. While closely following the pace of the person in front, he also took out the kindling and prepared to light the torch again.

However, in this relatively tense moment, Wang Shengli, who is usually quite dashing, wanted to light a torch, which he could use in different shapes to light it instantly. However, at this critical moment, Wang Shengli's hands were trembling a little.

Several times, the torch failed to be relit due to improper operation.

"Brother Long?"

Because he felt a little guilty, Wang Shengli also called Zhang Long's name.

But there were still footsteps coming down the stairs and the sound of breathing away. Just after Wang Shengli called Zhang Long's name, these sounds seemed to disappear out of thin air, and the surroundings became silent, leaving only Wang Shengli himself.

The sound of footsteps walking down the stairs.

This also made Wang Shengli even more nervous.

But precisely because of this, Wang Shengli was even more eager to light the torch.

You must see your surroundings clearly so that you can feel at ease.

Wang Shengli tried his best to light the fire.

I almost lit the torch several times, but for some reason, the torch's light flickered and then went out.

In the end, Wang Shengli was so anxious that he was sweating all over his forehead.

In this stuffy and closed corridor, I can hardly breathe.

"Why can't this piece of shit light up?"

Wang Shengli almost threw the torch. In fear, people usually become quite angry.

But he also knew that in this environment, he had to light the torch to feel at ease.

So he also stopped. Anyway, now he could hear the footsteps of Zhang Long and Zhang Xiaotong, and he couldn't even hear their breathing.

So he didn't care anymore, he just wanted to stop and the environment would settle down so that he could light the torch.

This allowed him to see clearly what went wrong and why when they were still talking together just now, everyone else suddenly disappeared.

After stopping, Wang Shengli lit the torch and was finally able to make the fire more stable.

Maybe it was because I went too fast when I lit the fire before, so the fire went out easily.

Just when Wang Shengli once again lit the burning sparks towards the torch, he suddenly saw a very unfamiliar face, puffing up his cheeks and blowing on the sparks he had managed to get out in the dark.

When Wang Shengli saw this scene, even though he was as brave as a fighter, he was so frightened that his hair stood on end, and he flew up and kicked that face.

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