Chapter 48 The first snow in 2081 came a little earlier than before
At the end of 2081, to be precise, it was December 26, Friday. An unexpected heavy snowfall hit the Jiangnan region. According to the weather station, it was caused by the abnormally strong Siberian cold current, but no one cared about the cold current.
It's cold and snowing is real.
Halfway through the class in the kindergarten, a thin layer of snow accumulated on the window edge, and a boy shouted "Snow!"
Wow!
Suddenly the whole class was excited, and cheers came from the next classroom. Like a chain reaction, the whole school became noisy. The children suddenly broke free from the restraints of their seats. Lu Zhengkang watched them jump up from their seats with joy.
Up, I seemed to hear a "boom" sound.
Teacher Zhou, who was teaching the four arithmetic operations, was very helpless. She smiled and shook her head on the podium, and she couldn't help but run to the window to look at the snow.
Lu Zhengkang did not follow him. He felt that he was a mature man and could not be so childish.
Su Xiangli: "Lu Zhengkang, let's go have a snowball fight!"
"Not going."
"No, the great Zhuo said that not having a snowball fight when there is snow is a blasphemy against winter. Zhuo will punish you~"
Lu Zhengkang covered his face. After a few months, our child Su Xiangli remembered that he was actually a believer in the Flying Noodle God.
The Flying Spaghetti Cult (FSM for short) was born in 2005. Its central teaching is that an invisible and insensible "flying spaghetti monster" created the entire universe "after a severe binge of alcoholism."
This flying noodle monster is "ramen". Its most widely circulated form is a ball of twisted noodles with two tentacle-like crab eyes, and two delicious giant meatballs wrapped in the dough.
Combined into "complex glycobiotics".
It is speculated that it was alcoholism that caused the Flying Spaghetti God to create an earth with all kinds of flaws. All the evidence supporting the theory of evolution was arranged by the Spaghetti God. He tested the piety of believers by making things appear older. When scientists use radiometric dating
When scientific methods are used to try to determine the age of things, the Flying Spaghetti God will use "his noodle-like divine appendages to alter measurements" to make the results appear older.
In the belief system of the Flying Noodle Cult, pirates are "embodiments of absolute divinity." Global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes and other natural disasters are caused by the decrease in the number of pirates.
The most important thing is that every Friday is a holy day and a day of rest. Christians can use this as a basis to request their employers to rest on that day.
Judging from these ridiculous names and doctrines full of flaws, it is obvious that this is a satirical religion that is used to refute theology.
Lu Zhengkang squinted at the child Su Xiangli, "If you believe in 'cooking' so much, then today is Friday, why don't you rest at home?"
Su Xiangli:!!!(⊙⊙)
Seeing that she was deep in thought, Lu Zhengkang sighed and turned to look at the window.
Today's windows are all covered with hydrophobic materials so that water vapor cannot stay, and the temperature is automatically controlled. Even if it is minus 20 or 30 degrees outside, it will still feel warm to the touch. This has led to a very serious consequence: the glass will not fog up.
What is the happiest thing about school in winter? Of course, hiding in a warm room and writing on the foggy glass.
But really speaking, writing is a skill that is only acquired in elementary school. In kindergarten, scribbling is the most normal thing.
But happiness is in the past, and now he has nothing left. There is really nothing to say in this kind of winter. Lu Zhengkang looked at the crowded window sill with melancholy eyes, and felt that nothing could make him happy now. He
It’s the most charming little beauty from Chunya New Kindergarten… “Ouch!!!”
Zhang Yingxuan stuffed a handful of snow into Lu Zhengkang's back collar, looked at his little friend jumping around like a kicked wild cat, and laughed unkindly.
Lu Zhengkang shivered and shook the snow out of the hem of his shirt, then glared at Zhang Yingxuan, then sat back on the chair and looked sideways at the window sill.
I'm very melancholy: look at those vulgar little fools, they look like they have never seen the world, it's really shameful, isn't it just the snow scene? Not to mention that the snow in the south is not impressive, even the snow scene in the north is actually nothing surprising.
In this place, if you really want to appreciate the snow, go and appreciate it in poetry, no matter ancient times
People today are always talking about snow. Let me think about it, "A plum blossom in the corner, Ling Han bloomed alone. I knew it was not snow..." Wait, this is a poem about plum blossoms. Uh, think about it again, "Suddenly
Like a spring breeze coming overnight, thousands of pear trees bloom." By the way, this one is about snow... "Ouch!!!"
Qiu Qiongzhu poked a handful of snow into her friend's back collar and laughed unkindly as she watched him scurry around like a rat on fire.
Lu Zhengkang glared at the two of them, "Can you be more steady like me?"
Zhang Yingxuan pondered, "I was wrong, I apologize." After saying that, he bowed deeply.
Lu Zhengkang panicked, "Nothing, nothing, I love you!"
Qiu Qiongzhu also pondered, "I understand, you want to say that you are sad because you have gained weight."
Zhang Yingxuan: That’s it!
Lu Zhengkang was furious, "Who has gained weight? I have muscles!"
Su Xiangli came over and asked, "What are you discussing?"
"Nothing, nothing." Lu Zhengkang waved his hand.
Zhang Yingxuan: "Hai Nai said he is fat."
Qiu Qiongzhu: "Yeah. I'm getting fat."
Su Xiangli looked at classmate Lu Zhengkang up and down with suspicious and cautious eyes. A sharp-eyed girl like her could easily give people a cold feeling like a knife. Lu Zhengkang felt that the snow marks on his back had melted, and his clothes were wet and cold.
It feels sticky against the back and is very uncomfortable.
"Classmate Susu..."
"Oh!" She exclaimed, walked to Lu Zhengkang's side, and pinched his upper arms with her two little white hands, "She has indeed gained weight!"
"This is called muscle."
"Then why is it so soft?"
Lu Zhengkang: (*￣￣) "This is called elasticity. Such muscles are the best..." Next came some difficult words about human anatomy and physiology. The friends burst into laughter, and the class was full of excitement.
Cheerful atmosphere.
Qiu Qiongzhu raised her hand.
"This classmate, please speak."
"Winter vacation is coming soon."
"Oh yes!"
It was really a word that woke people up from their dreams, and everyone came out of their hazy state.
Winter vacation, well, the first winter vacation in life, the sad and precious time off between semesters, is a simple life that can be relied on at home.
The most comfortable thing is that kindergarten has no homework during winter and summer vacations.
But for today's children, taking holidays or not is the difference between studying at home and studying at school.
There are schools that are closed, but online classes are never closed. Some online learning platforms even have the slogan "Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, one study is a whole year. A large course database allows you to learn something new every day."
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What a devilish slogan!
Su Xiangli: "Where are you planning to go on vacation?"
Zhang Yingxuan: "A certain European country."
Qiu Qiongzhu: "I don't know, maybe I went south to get warmer."
Lu Zhengkang: "Well, I have to ask my mother."
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After school, Lu Zhengkang sent an email to Ms. Sun Hui. He thought that if nothing unexpected happened, he would be able to stay at home for the New Year. Unexpectedly, his mother replied, "Go to my great-grandfather's house."