Chapter 437 Is it wrong for men to be afraid of spiders?
"Ah!" Lu Zhengkang grabbed the fake snake in his hand with a cunning move, "This trick can't scare me."
Su Xiangli patted Lu Zhengkang's shoulder, "As expected of you."
Lu Zhengkang smiled and turned around. At this time, a small black shadow slid down his shoulder. He moved like lightning, raised his hand and clamped it, and firmly caught the thing.
I raised my hand and took a closer look. There was a big black spider lying in my hand. It was furry, had big fangs, and had six or seven black eyes. It was like the whitened dead fish piled up on the chopping board in the seafood market. It was densely packed.
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"Ah!" Lu Zhengkang was startled, and the spider toy flew half way across the classroom and landed on the desk of a little girl in the front row.
The little girl was playing with the Rubik's Cube. Several friends gathered in a circle. The fake spider flew in from the gap between the heads of people and landed smoothly. Suddenly, she saw an eight-clawed monster on the table. The person playing the Rubik's Cube and watching the people playing
The Rubik's Cube suddenly screamed and scattered suddenly, and the little toy stood firmly on the table, majestic.
"There are spiders!"
"Where where?"
There was a noise in the classroom, and the commotion spread from one end to the other like lightning. Everyone heard that there was a spider, and they all leaned towards the girl's seat. They tiptoed in front and took a look. They indeed saw a spider, so they started making noises.
The strange sound of ya ya, the one who couldn't see it became more and more anxious, urging the front to ask, "Is it real or fake?" "Is the spider big?"
Lu Zhengkang stood up angrily and confronted Su Xiangli, "You know I don't like spiders!"
"Hehe, 'Zhu' said that if you know yourself and the enemy, you can fight a hundred battles without danger. I just bought the spider because I knew you were afraid of it! How about it, I scared you!"
"No! Also, the grandson said, "Know yourself and know your enemy." Lu Zhengkang denied it forcefully, but was frightened by the little kid. Wow, he, Lu, is so shameless!
Su Xiangli covered her mouth and chuckled. There was a fake spider in her hand. When she covered her mouth, the legs of the spider toy were exposed from the edge of her palm. Lu Zhengkang curled his lips and said, "It's so disgusting." He still felt a little scared.
Is there anything wrong for grown men to be afraid of spiders? These things are not easy to mess with at first glance, and they look strange. We primates are not familiar with arachnids, and they are said to be poisonous.
They are beneficial insects. No matter what, as long as you don't get close to me, we are still good friends...
Lu Zhengkang encouraged himself in his heart, and then saw a bruise around Su Xiangli's lips after he put down his hand.
He was shocked, "Are you poisoned?!"
When he roared like this, other people also looked over. The paint Su Xiangli applied on the belly of the spider toy in advance was quite confusing. The other students were immediately fooled. Immediately, the rumor that the student was bitten by a spider quickly reached the office. The English teacher
Teacher Li hurried over, followed by two ordinary male teachers, like followers or licking dogs.
Lu Zhengkang realized that Su Xiangli was teasing him. As soon as the teacher came in from the front door, Su Xiangli had already slipped out through the back door.
"Who was bitten by a spider?"
Lu Zhengkang raised his hand, and then Teacher Li came over anxiously and held his arm, "You were bitten? Where? Does it hurt? The medical robot will be here soon. Don't be afraid."
"Uh, teacher, no one was bitten. This is a joke."
Teacher Li took a deep breath and said, "Are you really okay?" She stroked her chest, her face flushed with red glaze, as if Begonia Lu Zhengkang had never seen Begonia flowers blooming, but he just felt that this teacher was unbearable in the evening breeze.
gentle.
The two ordinary male teachers were peeking at each other. They looked like gentlemen, but in fact they were just full of unspeakable lust.
Teacher Li is really a good girl, and Lu Zhengkang is drunk. He is really a good teacher who makes people feel like a spring breeze.
At this time, another classmate shouted, "Teacher, there is a spider in front of me."
Zhang Yingxuan and Zhou Ping entered the classroom. Zhou Ping immediately saw the toys on the table. He walked over and, with everyone's admiration in their eyes, caught the fake spider gently and deftly.
"Oh, didn't Su Xiangli buy this thing?"
This sentence was heard by Teacher Li.
The last class in the morning was mathematics. Su Xiangli stood at the end of the classroom and listened to it while leaning against the wall.
After the bell rang, the students rushed to the cafeteria one after another. Su Xiangli returned to her seat haggardly. There was still a little paint on her lips that had not been wiped clean, and she still looked like she was poisoned.
Lu Zhengkang took out his handkerchief, moistened it with drinking water, and wiped her face carefully.
"Bad, bad, I found that you are actually not that bad." The little girl's mouth was covered behind a handkerchief, but she spoke without delay.
Lu Zhengkang held her chin and complained to her, "Don't talk. If you move around, I won't be able to wipe it clean."
"I'm going to say, if you are idle, you might as well talk, bad guy, go to that video store on the weekend and want to eat noodles."
"Eat, eat, eat, I will let you eat, like a little pig."
"What do you know! I am tasting the Holy Communion! The great Boil gives us its sacred limbs and allows us to understand the mystery of steam and starch."
"Steam? Okay, okay, I won't discuss this with you. Clean it up and go eat. If there is a 'Holy Communion' in the cafeteria, try it quickly. Don't be greedy."
"Then you also want to eat together."
"I want to eat rice bowl, not noodles."
Lu Zhengkang said so, but in the end he still picked up a bowl of noodles and started to slurp them in the cafeteria.
He spoke nonsense to Su Xiangli, a follower of the Flying Noodle Cult, "Uh-huh, suck it up, if, if there really is a Flying Noodle God in the world, then his body must be covered with a layer of sacred oily spicy food!"
"Nonsense! The great 'Zhuo' must love scrambled eggs with tomatoes!" Su Xiangli said that you are a heretic and you are not allowed to distort the teachings.
"It is said that 'cooking' originally meant pasta, and it was indeed often used together with the two saints tomatoes and cheese to bring down miracles." Lu Zhengkang muttered, "But when gods and ghosts come to China, they have to have the surname Zhong.
If the noodle god goes to Guanzhong Province to learn more, he will definitely have a variation of noodles, so you can also say that you are a saint."
"Youpo Spicy, Youpo Spicy, it must not be delicious." Su Xiangli was disgusted and planned to unilaterally deny the religious status of Youpo Spicy.
Lu Zhengkang took a roll of noodles and said, "Come on, open your mouth, ah"
Su Xiangli leaned back, "No, it must not taste good, ah, um..." She resisted symbolically, but Lu Zhengkang still fed the noodles into her mouth.
"How about it?"
"Ahem, it's so spicy. Hmm, hiss," Su Xiangli slurped, "It's so spicy! Take it away."
Lu Zhengkang curled his lips and sipped the noodles by himself. After a while, Su Xiangli glanced at Lu Zhengkang's noodle bowl out of the corner of his eye.
"Again, give me another taste."
"It's gone, it's gone. How many? Not much!" Lu Zhengkang picked up the bowl and ate it.
"mean!"
Su Xiangli put down his bowl angrily and went to the rice window to order a bowl of fried noodles.
"Can you finish eating so much? If you can't finish it, you will have to write a review." Lu Zhengkang said sarcastically.
Su Xiangli was stunned. The oily noodles in his hand suddenly lost their aroma.