This world is really weird. ——Su Xiangli
I really don’t know whether technology these days is helping or harming people.
Yesterday when I was in that guy's body, what my second sister Sun Sheng said to me was very informative. I remained calm at that time and went straight to the cold drink shop after lunch.
The guy was already drinking matcha cream, but he didn't even wait for me. I was angry.
"Hey, kid, you've done something wrong."
The guy had an innocent face and used my body to make such an expression. It made people feel sincere and tender. I knew it was the residual thinking of my body. Alas, I still can't use that person well.
My body, the remaining instincts would take away my initiative from time to time.
The guy brought a cup of cream over and said, "Hey, please have some tea."
"Hey, Lu Zhengkang, your sister said you killed someone. What's going on? Tell me to call you truthfully."
"..." He looked confused for a moment, and then pretended to be nonchalant, "How is that possible? A child is just talking nonsense."
This person, really, always fails when he lies to me with his own body, let alone in my skin.
I stretched out my hand to pinch his cheek, even though it was my cheek - no, it was his face, he was feeling the same - it wasn't right, objectively it was mine... I fainted, it was too philosophical.
Su-style pastry: "Hurry up and tell the truth, don't pretend to be stupid with me."
Well-off family: "My dad is obsessed with artificial intelligence, which affects his marriage with his mother, so I ordered the artificial intelligence to self-destruct."
Soviet-style pastries: "Oh..."
Well-off family: "Susu, I have to remind you that our dad also has this trend."
Soviet pastry: "Which daddy?"
From a well-off family: "Your biological father, Su Quanting."
The amount of information he said was no less than that of my second sister, Sun Sheng. My thinking was shut down, but my brain was still analyzing the meaning of this sentence, and various manifestations of my father emerged one by one.
He is restless, his eyes dodge, he is obsessed with work, he is extremely considerate to his mother, and he always greets me. Of course, these are normal. My father is a very cultivated person. He loves his life, his family, and his life.
industry, and also loves his work assistant.
His smart work assistant is also a furniture smart program, a new product he only got two months ago, the AI ​​called Miss Carmi...
OS-Lover
Soviet pastry: "WhaaaaaaThe Fuuuuuuxk? (What the hell?)"
The guy stood up and gently held me in his arms. At this moment, I had to admit that my development was indeed not ideal. What girl doesn’t want a plump figure? The sexual characteristics that symbolize the original maternal fertility power, let go.
Ten thousand years ago, that was the authority of the tribal leader. Today, it is also the homecoming of the soul of a lonely man.
It's a pity that now I just feel pain from being hit on my face.
Well-off people: "Don't worry, I'll solve it for you." When he spoke, it gave me the feeling that he was buying a murderer. I was the cruel employer, and he was the ruthless killer.
Is this killer not too cold?
I hope it doesn't turn into a handbrake that doesn't work very well.
Su-style pastry: "This difficult task is left to you."
I have never doubted Lu Zhengkang's execution ability. Sure enough, when I changed my body today, I saw my father's collapsed face.
My mother didn't know anything about it yet. She was too naive and didn't even realize that her father was mentally cheating.
…
Su Quanting looked at his daughter. The fifteen-year-old girl could no longer be called a child. She was already 1.75 meters tall. Alas, maybe she could be 1.9 meters tall in the future?
Father Su himself is 2.03 meters tall. When sitting, he needs to raise his head slightly to look at his daughter.
"Xiao Xiangli, your Aunt Kami, did you order the self-destruction?"
Su Xiangli murmured, her father was so well-educated, bookish, and distinguished that people couldn't bear to harm him. He was such a gentle force that even a bold girl wouldn't know how to reply to his accusations.
.
"Dad doesn't blame you, but really, I'm sad. Xiao Xiangli, you should at least discuss it with dad."
"You cheated."
"Dad didn't cheat on me, and Kami is not a real person."
"But how do you explain the chat history between you and her?"
Su Quanting's face turned red, "You, a girl, can't read those things. Dad is wrong. You shouldn't read those things."
"Dad, forget about that AI." Su Xiangli walked up behind his father and gently kneaded his shoulders. This was a massage technique learned from Lu Zhengkang. His father's shoulders and back were tense and he was still trembling slightly.
The girl was a little frightened. She took back her hand and advised again, "Dad, don't worry about that AI. It has already destroyed itself."
"That's dad's colleague. He helped dad a lot."
"Come on, if you really want to work, it's not a good idea to choose an AI." Su Xiangli also felt the huge impact of the absurdity. "I checked, Miss Kami's product is called OS-Lover. The OS is correct, but
Isn’t Lover too explicit?!”
Su Quanting's face was full of embarrassment as an adult's hypocritical face was exposed. This was the first time Su Xiangli saw such an expression on her father's face. It turns out that all adults in the world are the same. The tall and kind father in her mind,
A perfect personality is actually just a natural strength in front of children.
"Dad, you really disappoint me."
Su Xiangli left, leaving behind a dejected middle-aged man.
…
That’s right, I am the leader of the new era magic stick.——Lu Zhengkang
Two months have passed and it’s time to start school again.
I'm almost used to my current situation, and I live like a girl from time to time...
Why would I adapt to such a wonderful identity? orz
Alas, although the girl's body is very good, as light as a flying feather...
I probably know how to freely exchange each other's souls, but that's just a guess - using the ability called [unscientific and mysterious alchemy].
I still remember the famous martial artist Jackie Chan's father once said a wise saying: Use magic to defeat magic. You have to think of a way to bring this thing out.
Now that the number of times I can explore my brain is limited, I can only continue to explore when my soul is in my body, so the increase in understanding points has become very pitiful.
But this money must be spent to search for the prerequisite knowledge of [Unscientific Mysterious Alchemy].
So I gradually learned a lot of metaphysical knowledge, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, and even some cult rituals. My understanding of the teachings of the Flying Noodle God is definitely better than that little idiot Su Xiangli. I can almost make a guest appearance in the Flying Noodle Cult.
"eat first".
Eat first, yes, not the prophet.
The Flying Noodle Cult is a sharp weapon for atheists, but I didn’t expect that it would soon become a battering ram for humanists to surrender to the intelligence faction.
Chapter completed!