Eight hundred and sixtieth chapters inhuman small theater
It wasn't until a week later that Yang Jian realized that he seemed to have been cheated.
When she rushed to the company angrily, she was surrounded by cats and dogs. She looked like the king of beasts in the urban jungle wearing a fashionable and cool suit.
"Hey, hey, hey! Master Jiuselu, something is wrong, something is really wrong!"
"What's wrong?" Lu Zhengkang squatted down and played with the cats and dogs, touching this one's head and scratching that one's chin.
"I just think it's better to become a man!" Miss Yang said loudly.
Her voice was high and bright, and everyone peeked out from behind the computer screen. What they saw was a beautiful woman with three eyes, who looked like a mature girl, an inexperienced eldest sister, and an innocent god. Xiaotian hurriedly hurriedly
He rushed forward, "Brother! You're here!"
The scene of two women crowded together makes people laugh.
Lu Zhengkang smiled, "Isn't this good? There's nothing wrong with it."
"But, I am a man! You can change me back no matter what you say! Really, I don't want to continue this joke."
Lu Zhengkang had a deep look on his face, "Ms. Yang, you have to know that if you change back to a man, you may not be sought after by these furry little cuties."
"No way! How is it possible! I used to play a lot with these furries! Are you lying to me again?" Yang Jian was shocked and angry, looking like a silly lady who bought eggs and came home and found that they were painted rubber balls.
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Lu Zhengkang continued, "But you haven't had the feeling of being surrounded by these furries all the time before, right?"
"This...is actually..."
Xiaotian was very jealous, "What, brother, it's enough for you to have me, why are you thinking about other dogs?"
Seeing that this stupid dog was about to come back to his senses, Lu Zhengkang stopped as soon as he saw that it was good, "Okay, okay, since Lord Yang Jian doesn't like this, I will help you change back." He raised his hand towards Yang Jian.
With a finger pointed at him, the vague light on his body immediately dissipated, and he immediately turned back into the rough guy in work clothes. Speaking of which, is this clothes of his really...his true form?
Lu Zhengkang took a closer look and realized this time that Yang Jian's work clothes turned out to be his battle armor. It's no wonder.
When Yang Jian turned back into a man, the men and women in the company couldn't help sighing. Even the cats and dogs surrounding him purred and ran out.
Yang Jian stared at the furry hair leaving him, and his heart almost flew, "No!!!!"
Lu Zhengkang smiled, "Look, what I said."
In fact, he is so popular with small animals just because of the divine light of the Nine-Colored Deer. Hong Boy has been encountering small animals getting close to him these days.
He also released the divine light from Xiaotian, and he became a lively and happy male dog again.
Xiaotian whined and pounced on Brother Three-Eyed, who just chased the small animal. Master Guanyin looked at Xiaotian who was being carried away by the Belt and Road Initiative, and silently deducted his attendance.
…
the next day.
"In order to make these furries like me again, I have to do something!" Yang Jian stood in front of the mirror and resolutely picked up the women's clothing.
The third day.
At the master's house, everyone sat around the sofa and watched TV programs after dinner.
"The latest news from our station is that a transvestite man appeared on a certain street in an inhumane urban area and kept trying to harass residents with pets... He has been detained by the police."
"That's? Yang Jian?" Qing Ningzi blinked and turned his head. It wasn't until a week later that Yang Jian, the living treasure, realized that he seemed to have been tricked.
When she rushed to the company angrily, she was surrounded by cats and dogs. She looked like the king of beasts in the urban jungle wearing a fashionable and cool suit.
"Hey, hey, hey! Master Jiuselu, something is wrong, something is really wrong!"
"What's wrong?" Lu Zhengkang squatted down and played with the cats and dogs, touching this one's head and scratching that one's chin.
"I just think it's better to become a man!" Miss Yang said loudly.
Her voice was high and bright, and everyone peeked out from behind the computer screen. What they saw was a beautiful woman with three eyes, who looked like a mature girl, an inexperienced eldest sister, and an innocent god. Xiaotian hurriedly hurriedly
He rushed forward, "Brother! You're here!"
The scene of two women crowded together makes people laugh.
Lu Zhengkang smiled, "Isn't this good? There's nothing wrong with it."
"But, I am a man! You can change me back no matter what you say! Really, I don't want to continue this joke."
Lu Zhengkang had a deep look on his face, "Ms. Yang, you have to know that if you change back to a man, you may not be sought after by these furry little cuties."
"No way! How is it possible! I used to play a lot with these furries! Are you lying to me again?" Yang Jian was shocked and angry, looking like a silly lady who bought eggs and came home and found that they were painted rubber balls.
.
Lu Zhengkang continued, "But you haven't had the feeling of being surrounded by these furries all the time before, right?"
"This...is actually..."
Xiaotian was very jealous, "What, brother, it's enough for you to have me, why are you thinking about other dogs?"
Seeing that this stupid dog was about to come back to his senses, Lu Zhengkang stopped as soon as he saw that it was good, "Okay, okay, since Lord Yang Jian doesn't like this, I will help you change back." He raised his hand towards Yang Jian.
With a finger pointed at him, the vague light on his body immediately dissipated, and he immediately turned back into the rough guy in work clothes. Speaking of which, is this clothes of his really...his true form?
Lu Zhengkang took a closer look and realized this time that Yang Jian's work clothes turned out to be his battle armor. It's no wonder.
When Yang Jian turned back into a man, the men and women in the company couldn't help sighing. Even the cats and dogs surrounding him purred and ran out.
Yang Jian stared at the furry hair leaving him, and his heart almost flew, "No!!!!"
Lu Zhengkang smiled, "Look, what I said."
In fact, he is so popular with small animals just because of the divine light of the Nine-Colored Deer. Hong Boy has been encountering small animals getting close to him these days.
He also released the divine light from Xiaotian, and he became a lively and happy male dog again.
Xiaotian whined and pounced on Brother Three-Eyed, who just chased the small animal. Master Guanyin looked at Xiaotian who was being carried away by the Belt and Road Initiative, and silently deducted his attendance.
…
the next day.
"In order to make these furries like me again, I have to do something!" Yang Jian stood in front of the mirror and resolutely picked up the women's clothing.
The third day.
At the master's house, everyone sat around the sofa and watched TV programs after dinner.
"The latest news from our station is that a transvestite man appeared on a certain street in an inhumane urban area and kept trying to harass residents with pets... He has been detained by the police."
"That's Yang Jian?" Qing Ningzi blinked and turned to ask Lu Zhengkang, "Are you playing a prank again?"
"No." Lu Zhengkang looked innocent.
Red Boy and Dragon Girl looked at each other and thought silently: Bodhisattvas are all narrow-minded.
…
Maitreya Buddha, also known as Lao Du, once traveled around the world in the name of Budai Monk, and then decided to start a business, taking care of all kinds of gods and monsters. Over the years, the company has been tepid. He usually works out, but his body shape has never been good.
Xiaobuzai. In order to change his life, he plans to join a group to participate in a jungle adventure.
Then when he came back, he still hadn't lost weight, but this time he also brought back a new colleague, the God of War Xingtian.
Xingtian is headless, with his breasts as eyes and his navel as his mouth. He is wearing a gray sportswear. There are two holes in his chest and a horizontal cut on his abdomen. The mouth in his belly button holds a cigarette. His broken neck is pressed against the supermarket.
Li's model's dummy head was very tall. Yui Yue looked up at his dummy head and was hesitating. Xing Tian leaned forward slightly, and the dummy head fell off and fell into Yui Yue's arms.
She was so frightened on the spot that her true colors were revealed.
"Old Du, are you out to traffic in people?" A shocked September complained about Maitreya.
"That's not the case. I happened to meet Xing Tian in Shennongjia. He was also traveling there and didn't have a job, so I wanted to bring him back."
"Do you know how much this sentence sounds like kidnapping?"
"Really? No wonder the other people in the group looked at us strangely."
"This is treating you as a liar!"
After the first month of work, Lu Zhengkang and Qing Ningzi received their wages, so they officially moved out of Guanyin Master's house and rented an apartment on the sixth floor. Lu Zhengkang also had a parking space.
The powered car was parked in the parking space, surrounded by private cars on both sides. The Buddha powered car was shining brightly in the parking lot.
It was also the third day after he moved out that another child came to the master's house. It turned out to be Nezha, the incarnation of lotus root, known as Ou Ba. His father, Li Tianwang, had to concentrate on treating hair loss, so Nezha was left to Guanyin for the time being.
Tuas Hosting.
After hearing the news, Qing Ningzi came to visit with Xiaozhu. She wanted to meet Nezha, but she was not disappointed when they met. Nezha was a beautiful boy.
"Nezha, this is Qing Ningzi, who is also the Taoist companion of Master Jiuselu." Master Guanyin introduced the two parties in a warm voice.
Nezha turned his head and asked, "What is a Taoist companion?"
"They are partners on the path of spiritual practice."
"Oh. Qing Ningzi, hello."
"Hello Nezha, I've wanted to meet you for a long time."
Qing Ningzi squatted down and shook hands with Nezha's little claws. She used a little more force, and then Nezha's hand was broken, starting from the elbow.
"????" Qing Ningzi was stunned. She lowered her head and looked at the severed arm in her hand. The limb of the white boy slowly turned into... a lotus root. And the broken stubble was also a lotus root, two pieces.
There are lotus root threads in the middle.
Nezha blushed and took the initiative to cut off the lotus roots. After a while, a new arm grew out again. Qing Ningzi held a lotus root in her hand and was speechless for a moment.
Qinglu Zhu was very interested in Nezha and took the initiative to fly out of her mother's hand and circle around Nezha.
Red Boy greeted Qinglu Zhu, "Little brother, you are here!"
Qinglu Zhu ignored him and continued to wander around Nezha. Nezha raised his hand to catch it. The two strange guys looked at each other silently... Lotus Root and Zhuzi looked at each other. After a while, Nezha took the initiative.
As he ran out the door, Qinglu Zhu followed him, like two innocent and happy playmates.
Honghai'er felt the pain of being abandoned by his brother and cried loudly, with tears and snot pouring out of his nose like a fountain.
The dragon girl looked disgusted.
Asked Lu Zhengkang, "Are you playing a prank again?"
"No." Lu Zhengkang looked innocent.
Red Boy and Dragon Girl looked at each other and thought silently: Bodhisattvas are all narrow-minded.
…
Maitreya Buddha, also known as Lao Du, once traveled around the world in the name of Budai Monk, and then decided to start a business, taking care of all kinds of gods and monsters. Over the years, the company has been tepid. He usually works out, but his body shape has never been good.
Xiaobuzai. In order to change his life, he plans to join a group to participate in a jungle adventure.
Then when he came back, he still hadn't lost weight, but this time he also brought back a new colleague, the God of War Xingtian.
Xingtian is headless, with his breasts as eyes and his navel as his mouth. He is wearing a gray sportswear. There are two holes in his chest and a horizontal cut on his abdomen. The mouth in his belly button holds a cigarette. His broken neck is pressed against the supermarket.
Li's model's dummy head was very tall. Yui Yue looked up at his dummy head and was hesitating. Xing Tian leaned forward slightly, and the dummy head fell off and fell into Yui Yue's arms.
She was so frightened on the spot that her true colors were revealed.
"Old Du, are you out to traffic in people?" A shocked September complained about Maitreya.
"That's not the case. I happened to meet Xing Tian in Shennongjia. He was also traveling there and didn't have a job, so I wanted to bring him back."
"Do you know how much this sentence sounds like kidnapping?"
"Really? No wonder the other people in the group looked at us strangely."
"This is treating you as a liar!"
After the first month of work, Lu Zhengkang and Qing Ningzi received their wages, so they officially moved out of Guanyin Master's house and rented an apartment on the sixth floor. Lu Zhengkang also had a parking space.
The powered car was parked in the parking space, surrounded by private cars on both sides. The Buddha powered car was shining brightly in the parking lot.
It was also the third day after he moved out that another child came to the master's house. It turned out to be Nezha, the incarnation of lotus root, known as Ou Ba. His father, Li Tianwang, had to concentrate on treating hair loss, so Nezha was left to Guanyin for the time being.
Tuas Hosting.
After hearing the news, Qing Ningzi came to visit with Xiaozhu. She wanted to meet Nezha, but she was not disappointed when they met. Nezha was a beautiful boy.
"Nezha, this is Qing Ningzi, who is also the Taoist companion of Master Jiuselu." Master Guanyin introduced the two parties in a warm voice.
Nezha turned his head and asked, "What is a Taoist companion?"
"They are partners on the path of spiritual practice."
"Oh. Qing Ningzi, hello."
"Hello Nezha, I've wanted to meet you for a long time."
Qing Ningzi squatted down and shook hands with Nezha's little claws. She used a little more force, and then Nezha's hand was broken, starting from the elbow.
"????" Qing Ningzi was stunned. She lowered her head and looked at the severed arm in her hand. The limb of the white boy slowly turned into... a lotus root. And the broken stubble was also a lotus root, two pieces.
There are lotus root threads in the middle.
Nezha blushed and took the initiative to cut off the lotus roots. After a while, a new arm grew out again. Qing Ningzi held a lotus root in her hand and was speechless for a moment.
Qinglu Zhu was very interested in Nezha and took the initiative to fly out of her mother's hand and circle around Nezha.
Red Boy greeted Qinglu Zhu, "Little brother, you are here!"
Qinglu Zhu ignored him and continued to wander around Nezha. Nezha raised his hand to catch it. The two strange guys looked at each other silently... Lotus Root and Zhuzi looked at each other. After a while, Nezha took the initiative.
As he ran out the door, Qinglu Zhu followed him, like two innocent and happy playmates.
Honghai'er felt the pain of being abandoned by his brother and cried loudly, with tears and snot pouring out of his nose like a fountain.
