Lu Zongping continued to move forward. There was a three-way intersection ahead. The roadside was planted with dense red pine and fir trees, as well as some messy evergreen coniferous plants. The skeleton brothers went east. Lu Zongping found a box at the intersection.
There is a sign next to the box that says, "This is a box. You can put items in or take them out. The same box will appear again later, so you don't have to worry about going back to pick up things. Sincerely, a box lover."
Lu Zongping was so poor that there was no need to use a box. He curled his lips and continued to move forward. A "Citroën" appeared in the snow in front of him, a young monster. He was a man who worked hard but was not recognized.
comedian.
He came so menacingly that Lu Zongping entered a fighting state!
Citroën spit out a series of magic missiles. Lu Zongping's heart and soul remained unmoved. No matter how much the missiles hit him, not even a drop of blood would fall off.
Citroen was panting, and then told a bad joke. Lu Zongping didn't understand it at all. He ran up and threw Citroen to the ground.
Citroën fainted and Lu Zongping won! He got 0 EXP and 32 gold coins!
The boy put the unconscious monster on the side of the road to avoid being accidentally hit. Then he continued eastward, ready to solve the cool puzzle trap of Papyrus!
Continuing forward, he saw an outpost. This was the second outpost he had seen. The first one was guarded by Dan Si, but this lazy guy was always fishing, and he could not be seen in the outpost.
Bone shadow. And the outpost in front of me is also a ghost shadow city.
None, but the cardboard box on the counter of the outpost said: You found an elaborate outpost, who built it? You thought, I bet it was the famous royal guard - P.S.: Not very famous yet.
Royal Guard.
Lu Zongping's eyes lit up. This was Papyres's outpost. He stood up and looked at it carefully - and then realized that this outpost was quite ugly, and it was not even close to the so-called elaborate craftsmanship.
It doesn’t matter, no one is perfect, and no skeleton is perfect. Although Papyrus is cool, he can’t cover everything. Lu Zongping thought silently. His shortcoming is his poor construction skills. Well, there are small shortcomings that make him more individual.
It’s over!
Lu Zongping was full of determination when he thought about making friends with such a unique skeleton!
Moving forward, the third outpost was finally not empty. There was a monster behind the counter. To be more precise, it was a Dalmatian. He poked his head out from the shadows - Lu Zongping noticed that he was sexy.
Yellow sleeveless undershirt - murmured to himself, "It seems like something is moving. If it were a human being, I would tell him to never move."
The escape dog jumps out of the outpost! Lu Zongping enters the battle!
The escape dog is holding two swords, with a beautiful wolf head printed on the yellow sweatshirt on his upper body, a belt with shiny buttons on his waist, and spotted fat-leg pants on his lower body. He is also a cool guy. Lu Zongping was secretly surprised and also felt that
Anxious: I must find the monster quickly
The trend of the world, otherwise a rustic guy like him will be exposed! If everyone thinks that he is not cool, not strong, and not mysterious, then his personality will collapse! Lu Zongping does not want to change his career to become a comedian, too
It's terrible, he has no sense of humor at all!
Dungou looked around with his cloudy eyes and murmured, "Don't move..." He waved his swords, and a blue magic attack flew out. Lu Zongping naturally remained motionless, and the blue sword energy
It passed through him without feeling anything. It turns out that this seems to be an illusion magic that only causes damage to moving things.
Lu Zongping lamented that these monsters were indeed born magic experts. Even a sentinel could master such wonderful magic. The boy took the initiative and asked: "Hey! Friend, can you teach me magic?"
He murmured in his heart: I also want to wield the sword with one sword!
The escaped dog was shocked, "Who? Who is there!"
Lu Zongping stepped forward and rubbed the dog's head angrily, "Look clearly, it's me! A human being!"
The escaped dog rolled his eyes when he was petted, "Woof woof woof! I was touched! I was touched by a human! It's so scary, so scary!" He suddenly wanted to run away, but Lu Zongping quickly grabbed his dog's tail with his quick eyes and hands.
"Friend, can you teach me that blue magic? I will use all the money I have in exchange for 32 gold coins!"
The escaped dog looked like it was dying after being grabbed by the tail, "Okay, let me teach you, humans are terrible, I lose! Please let me go."
Lu Zongping stayed at the outpost for more than ten minutes. Dungou revealed all his magic spells. The boy practiced for a while, swung the bone nails, sensed the magic, and suddenly cut out a blue sword energy, slashing
It passed mid-air and flew all the way into the woods.
"Thank you! I only have this little money with me, and I'll give it all to you!" The boy maintained his demeanor and would never accept teachings and gifts from others for free. This is the creed of a strong man, Heng Heng.
Dungou huddled under the counter and did not even say goodbye. Lu Zongping expressed disappointment at this, and at the same time secretly suspected that he was not good enough and scared others. For this reason, he felt a little depressed when he continued to move forward.
After walking forward for a while, he kicked out two bone sticks from the snowdrift. One end was burnt black. Some people used the bones as cigarettes to smoke. Lu Zongping's eyes lit up. He was so cool and unique!
He looked around, climbed a pine branch, summoned the chain saw, buzzed, trimmed the branch to the size of a cigarette, held it in his mouth, and lit one end.
Lu Zongping summoned a mirror and looked at the boy with the burning stick hanging in the mirror. Wow, the coldness index has skyrocketed!
So cool.
The mood suddenly turned from cloudy to clear, then to clear, extremely clear!
The boy continued on his way. At the intersection ahead, Dan Si was waiting there. This guy had short legs, but he ran fast and elusive. Lu Zongping deliberately did not face the other person, but turned sideways, slowly turning the burning wood.
Holding the branch in his hand, the movement of raising his hand was three-quarters uninhibited and twenty-one million cents unrestrained, and then he glanced sideways at Gangsi, his expression was: "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry."
"Wow, you're a kid who smokes! How cool!"
Lu Zong was expressionless but satisfied. He squinted his eyes and secretly urged this lazy guy to say a few nice words. He took the tone and said slowly in his young and crisp child voice: "This skeleton friend, I think, is your brother.
, you probably don’t have any friends at all, right?”
Gangsi shrugged, "Indeed."
Lu Zongping made a satisfied voice, "Very good, only sheep will team up, and beasts always walk alone. Of course, Toriel is not counted. She is a hero among sheep. What, your brother Papyres, I have a hunch
…”
Gangsi was curious, "What's the premonition?"
"He is waiting for a destined friend who is also an old enemy, the kind who falls in love and kills each other, no, no, no, that is too intimate. In short, you understand, skeleton friend, that Papyrus and I are
Like two weirdos on the stage, when we appear on the stage, those mediocre people can leave sadly. I
Said, isn't it, oh my God, I can't wait to go and compete with this royal guard. By the way, if you meet him first, remember to tell him that although your construction skills are poor
, but I don’t dislike you, because a perfect character needs some small flaws to set off his charm, well, that’s it.”
Dong Si took out a trumpet from his crotch and blew it twice to show his cheers. He expressed gushing praise for the young man's eloquence!
