Garbage dump, why should we go on a date in a garbage dump? It is indeed a monster. The choice of weirdos is different. If it were Lu Zongping, he would choose the fluorescent zone at the waterfall, where the still water flows deeply and the blue light shines across the earth.
, the water flows like melted sapphire, this is a rare beauty, but unfortunately, there is no such scene in the garbage dump, there is only garbage, garbage, and a group of weirdos who came to date.
Andine hadn't arrived yet. In front of the garbage dump, Eifes was already extremely nervous. She murmured to herself, "Let me think about it. Wearing nice clothes will definitely increase your charm. Then
If it's a character's favorability, I've prepared various suitable ones for her
Gifts. By the way, should I bring some sex toys? It’s too late to go back and look for them now. Wait a minute, if we go on a date, do we have to prepare a candlelight dinner? What should I do? I have to have something to eat."
She hurriedly went to the garbage dump to find food.
Lu Zongping and Gang Si looked at each other, "Should we help? By the way, what type of dating content does Andaine like?"
The flames in Dongsi's eye sockets jumped twice, "(laughing) It won't be a candlelight dinner anyway. You know, Andaine's cooking skills can burn down a house, and there are still flames in her house."
"Like your head."
"Yes, just like my head."
The little monster suddenly shouted: "Andyin! Andyin!" Lu Zongping quickly covered his mouth and pulled Dongsi to hide behind the garbage pile.
Andaine appeared! She was dressed in black, a white cotton shirt, a lapel long-sleeved jacket, slim trousers, high-top snow boots, a red high ponytail, and slanted bangs hanging down her forehead.
She looked so handsome with her blindfold on. She was really well prepared for the date.
"Wait a minute." Lu Zongping looked at Efes next to him, "Why are you following me?"
"No, I, I'm not ready." She held two bags of astronaut food rummaged out from the garbage in her hands, which were actually intact. "I, I don't dare to meet her. Everything is terrible.
I totally shouldn't be here, I'm totally unprepared, mentally and physically, well,
"She stammered, "Can you understand? That feeling when the person you like discovers that everything about you is a disguise and a lie. Andaine, she, she and I are just like each other.
No, she is so confident...and strong...and funny (Lu Zongping:? Is she funny?)
"And I am nothing, just a liar, do you understand? I am lying to everyone, although, uh, I am indeed a Royal Scientist, which is true, but everything I do is just hurting others
, that, little deer, actually, I have
I hired many mercenaries and planned to kill you in the hot area. Also, I secretly told Miss Muffet that you hated spiders and would tear their legs off (Lu Zongping: This is indeed possible, but
I don’t hate spiders, nor can I say I like them.)
"And Magnaton, it's actually kind, well, I can't say it's kind. It's actually an artist. It's not interested in things around it or killing humans. I modified it. (Lu Zongping: Wow.
Oh, that’s true, Ephesus is a contradictory lizard.)
"Everything I do is just to make myself look cooler than I actually am, but I'm really not. If Andaine and I were closer, she would find out the truth...Should I tell her
frank?"
Lu Zongping said bluntly: "Of course you have to tell the truth."
"Ah? Ah, in that case, if you are discovered, no, no, no, it's better to lie, at least you can keep the original appearance, right? The favorability of the characters in the game is like this, as long as you keep the personality, there will be no problem
Right? Then we can all live happily in lies. Is it possible that we have to become strangers to each other for the sake of the truth? People often say to be yourself, but I really don’t like that ‘myself’, I just want
Be a popular character, hehe..."
"No, it's really difficult to maintain your personality (Lu Zongping: This is my personal experience XD) You'd better be honest."
"...What you said makes sense. Hey, she seems to be here. Let's be quiet for a while...Okay, Andaine has passed. Fortunately, this garbage dump is big enough. Well, to tell the truth, I really don't have confidence.
ah……"
"Well, I'm not a master of emotions. Anyway, if you have anything to say that you don't dare to say at ordinary times, just say it to Andaine."
Andaine's head poked down from the garbage pile, "I heard someone saying - Andaine?"
Lu Zongping remained calm and said, "Long time no see, Andain, look, I brought Aifeis here, and now she belongs to you, Qing Jian."
"Hey, hey, hey, what's going on?" Ephesus stumbled, "No, this plot development is too weird, and I'm really not ready..."
Andaine tilted her head, "What are you preparing for?"
"Nothing, nothing..."
Lu Zongping coughed twice and said, "That's it. Dr. Efes has been hiding some things in his heart for a long time, and decided to confess them all to you. There will be absolutely no reservations, just so that we can be honest with you and work together.
"
"What are you talking about?" Andaine flipped up her bangs, which made Efes's eyes go straight, "Just say what you have to say. I'm listening."
"Well, Andaine, actually, I have lied to you about many things. I once told you that seaweed has high scientific research value. In fact, I only used it to make ice cream, and the human history books I was reading. In fact,
It's just comic books, and those historical movies and stuff... It's just anime, they're not real! And that time I was busy talking about work, but actually I was just wearing pajamas and eating frozen yogurt...
..." Aifeis became more and more nervous as she spoke, and she almost curled up at Andine's feet.
"Aifes." Andean interrupted her.
"...I just want to leave a good impression on you (Lu Zongping: Got it.) I just want you to think I'm smart and cool, not some loser."
An Daiin rubbed Aifeisi's head and whispered comfort. Lu Zongping breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that things were indeed developing in a good direction.
"Andyin, I really think you are amazing..."
"Oh, Ephesus." The fishman gently hugged Dr. Lizard, "Shh——"
Lu Zongping felt that this moment was really sweet. The little monster had tears in his eyes, but Gang Si was indifferent. He was really a cold skeleton.
Andaine suddenly hugged Ephesus, and just when everyone thought they were about to kiss passionately——
Andaine, threw Aifes out violently!
Hudi flew through a parabola, and Ephesus was thrown into the trash can.
Lu Zongping was horrified, the little monster was horrified, and he blew the trumpet: What a cold skeleton!
Andaine grinned and shouted at the lizard that poked its head in the trash can: "Ephes! Although I also think you are great! But you must understand! Most of what you said is irrelevant to me!
I don’t care whether you’re reading a children’s cartoon or a human history book! To me, it’s all nerdy junk! I like what you have.
It's your passion and your analytical mind! You have to value it 100% and try your best to like it! So there is no need for you to lie to me! I don't want you to lie to anyone anymore! Ephesus,
Let me help you become a person who is willing to face yourself! What you need is training and training! You can start now, three hundred kilometers! Start!"
"That's right! Three hundred kilometers!!!" Someone shouted from behind the garbage dump.
So in the shocked eyes of onlookers, Papyris made his debut!
Then he pulled Aifeisi and started a long-distance run!
When they walked away, Andai suddenly asked Lu Zongping in horror: "Hey, hey, hey! Human beings, did you hear that? Efes said the animation is fake. Hey, hey, it's impossible, right? The animations are all real.
Right? Right?!"
Lu Zongping hesitated to speak, and the little monster loudly said: "Of course it's true! Everyone knows that cartoons are true!"
Andai looked up to the sky and laughed, "Hahaha! I knew it! Giant sword! Magical princesses! Here I come!"
Lu Zongping wiped his cold sweat, "Yes, yes, the magic princess is real. There are also robots with giant swords and so on."
