76: The Queen’s dirty words are about to come out, Butterfly Maggi
The Queen's beautiful eyes stared at Wu Zhongxian in disbelief.
How dare he say such a thing.
Be bold!
So bold!!
This is the East Palace!!!
How dare he, a eunuch, say such things to the queen of Zhou Dynasty!?
The Queen was so angry that she couldn't think of a curse word for a moment. After all, she had learned etiquette, the Four Books and Five Classics, poems and songs since she was a child, but she had never learned to curse.
The Queen's face turned red with anger, but she could only hold back one sentence: "When did I promise you!!?"
Wu Zhongxian smiled: "Empress, since you did not burn the letter directly, but chose to read the letter, you have already agreed to me."
"Who told you that I watched it!? Also, just say what you say! Don't get close to me! Otherwise, don't blame me for killing you with one palm!"
The Queen gave a stern warning.
But Wu Zhongxian was still approaching slowly.
The queen was so angry that she had no choice but to hide next to Feng Tiao, and played with Wu Zhongxian like King Qin's circling the pillar.
"Empress, why are you running away? I don't dare to do anything to you." Wu Zhongxian said.
"Asshole!!"
The Empress, while the King of Qin was walking around the pillar, used the only curse word she knew, obviously out of anger.
She was obviously the Queen of Zhou Dynasty, why was she so insulted by a eunuch!?
He also said something about not doing anything to himself.
You have done everything you need to do!!
"Wu Zhongxian! You are so brave!"
"Are you really not afraid that I will inform His Majesty of this matter!?"
Wu Zhongxian shook his head.
He's really not afraid.
Now that he knows that His Majesty the Emperor is a girl, Wu Zhongxian becomes bolder!
As long as the empress did not get pregnant, Emperor Zhou Ren would definitely turn a blind eye.
No... Wu Zhongxian suddenly thought of a fatal question.
What should Zhou Nanhuang do if she is a female emperor and has no heirs in the future?
How to establish a prince?
It’s impossible to get pregnant on your own, right?
Wouldn't that expose the daughter's identity?
Wu Zhongxian guessed that Nanhuang must have had a plan this week.
Maybe someone will be found for the Queen to be a surrogate mother.
Wu Zhongxian disagrees!
"Empress, don't be afraid, I will protect you! I just want you to discuss poems and songs today, for example, the spring breeze blows on the threshold and the dew is strong~" Wu Zhongxian said, wanting to get closer to the Empress.
The Queen quickly ran away and cursed angrily: "I don't like poetry! Don't talk about it! Get out now, and I won't hold you accountable for your serious crime of disobedience!"
Just when the two kings of Qin were walking around the pillar.
Suddenly there were footsteps at the door.
Wu Zhongxian and the Queen were both startled and looked at the same time.
But they discovered that the person who came was actually Eunuch Cao!
"Why are there no maids in the East Palace today?"
Eunuch Cao was thinking doubtfully, and he couldn't help but wonder when he heard the sound of poetry coming from the Queen's palace.
The Queen is reciting poems against Eunuch Wu?
As soon as Eunuch Cao entered the door, he saluted respectfully.
"This servant pays homage to the Queen."
"No gift."
Queen Lu came back to her senses and was shocked in her heart, but she forced herself to remain calm on her face. She sat on the phoenix couch and gently raised her hand.
She was afraid.
If Emperor Ren discovers this scene...
Queen Lu didn’t dare to think about it!
She didn't even dare to think about what would happen if Emperor Ren discovered that her first night was gone.
Will he be thrown into the cold palace in a fit of anger?
Even, confiscate the family and exterminate the clan!
"Eunuch Cao, what's the matter?" Queen Lu asked pretending not to care.
"This servant is here to see Mr. Wu. His Majesty has given an oral instruction to Mr. Wu."
Eunuch Cao is indeed good at talking, and has already changed his name to "General Manager".
Previously he was called Eunuch Wu.
Queen Lu frowned slightly.
Emperor Ren had so many spies in the palace.
Wu Zhongxian only entered the East Palace for a short time and was able to find him.
At this time, Wu Zhongxian raised his hands and said: "Empress, since your Majesty has a verbal edict, I will go to receive the order first, and I will come back later to recite poems to oppose the empress!"
After saying that, he was ready to leave.
"etc!"
Queen Lu suddenly spoke up.
Eunuch Cao and Wu Zhongxian were stunned at the same time and looked away.
The empress looked indifferent and said calmly: "You don't need to come to the East Palace from now on. I don't want to recite poems and write poems."
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Wu Zhongxian felt funny in his heart.
Do you think that since there is Eunuch Cao here, you can give him some advice?
Originally Wu Zhongxian was planning to leave.
But now he decided to educate the Queen before leaving.
Wu Zhongxian bent down slightly, maintaining a respectful gesture, and said, "I also have a poem about butterflies, which I just kissed. Your Majesty, you don't want to listen anymore?"
Hearing the word butterfly, the Queen shuddered subconsciously.
Look at Eunuch Cao.
Fortunately, Eunuch Cao's old face only looked confused, and he obviously didn't understand the meaning of the word butterfly.
While the Queen breathed a sigh of relief, she was greatly stimulated, angry and angry.
This bastard eunuch dares to say this in front of others!!
Is this threatening her!?
The queen gritted her teeth and said, "Say it now!"
She knew clearly that the bastard eunuch Wu Zhongxian was threatening her, but the Empress had nothing to do.
How could she dare to lose both sides with Wu Zhongxian?
Just look at Wu Zhongxian's daring to do such a treasonous thing on the night of the Emperor's bridal chamber.
He might really dare to tell Butterfly!
The Queen was absolutely furious.
Originally she had some appreciation for Wu Zhongxian.
Now, only anger remains!
I wish I could chop off Wu Zhongxian's head and use it as a ball to relieve his hatred.
Eunuch Cao also looked at Wu Zhongxian expectantly.
He also really wanted to see Manager Wu and the Queen reciting poems against each other.
Wu Zhongxian smiled slightly and recited the lyrics: "Butterflies south of the Yangtze River, pairs of butterflies in the setting sun. The body is like He Langquan's powder, and the heart is like Han Shou's love for stealing fragrance. Talent and frivolity."
After a light rain, the thin wings of the bees were greasy and smoky. Only then did they accompany the bees to the small courtyard, and then followed the flying catkins over the east wall. They have been busy with flowers for a long time."
"good words!"
Eunuch Cao couldn't help but said, but his face was a little confused.
"But Mr. Wu, what does He Lang and Han Shou in this poem mean?"
"He Lang is a friend of mine. His skin is very white and his appearance is very beautiful. When used in words, it means to describe the beauty of a butterfly."
Wu Zhongxian made a friend out of nothing on the spot and used his own handsomeness as a template to create Ho Lang.
Then he explained.
"Han Shou loves fragrance, which means that Han Shou's beauty was so beautiful that Jia Chong's daughter Wu admired it, so she stole her father's exotic fragrance from the Western Regions and left it as a legacy. Later, Jia Chongjue was the daughter of Han Shou."
"I see, Mr. Wu, you mean to use "Han Shou Stealing Fragrance" as a metaphor for the butterfly's characteristic of being attached to flowers and sucking nectar! Wonderful! It's really wonderful!!"
Eunuch Cao almost couldn't help but applaud.
Taken together, the meaning of this poem is clear.
"Butterflies from the south of the Yangtze River dance gracefully in the sunset. They are as beautiful as He Lang. They linger among the flowers, sucking nectar. They are frivolous and free by nature."
"After a light rain, the butterfly's pink wings, greasy with water, shimmered under the sunlight."
"It just flew into the courtyard with the bees, and crossed the east wall with the catkins. It often rushes for flowers."
"Wonderful! It's so wonderful! It makes people feel like they are on the scene, and they can see butterflies flapping their wings and flying in the rain. Manager Wu is really a genius!"
Eunuch Cao translated it on the spot and it was a very beautiful poem.
I just didn't notice that when the Queen Mother listened to this poem, her face turned red and black, and she was a little cold and murderous!