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118 Come and eat me

Immediately I think of monsters and monsters, which are recorded in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" and many miscellaneous books. Monsters love to eat monks, and the yellow-robed monster Nanshan King fought so hard with Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie to eat Tang Monk's meat that his life was ruined.

.Old people often say that monsters love to eat children. The guy from Tongrentang also said that the smell of children's meat - Oops! That's bad! The two old men in the cave are probably thousand-year-old monsters, right? Turn yourself into a little monk.

, and it was washed so cleanly that all the hair was gone - holy shit! You want to eat me! Why didn't you eat during the day? By the way, mortals like to eat live chickens and fish, the meat is delicious, and monsters are the same, too.

It doesn't taste good if you're in a coma. Let it dry and wait until it's fresh before eating it - hum! Fortunately, I woke up early!

He crept out of bed, looking for clothes quietly, but couldn't find it. He looked for the pocket sword, but couldn't find it either. He suddenly remembered that it was stuck on Er Niang's back, and the slingshot, a sharp weapon for killing enemies, was gone...especially the swan feather.

, what I had been carrying with me was gone! Could it be that I died? Was killed by Jia Haoren’s son of a bitch, and went to the underworld? It doesn’t look like that! His body was warm, there were shadows, and it hurt even when pinched—



So, what happened after hitting the stone edge? What happened... Forget it, don't think about it anymore! Without weapons, I am no match for the thousand-year-old demon. I have a long time to come, so I have to escape quietly.

Coming out of the cave entrance, you can see a stone pillar mountain in the distance, rising from the ground, towering into the clouds, surrounded by valleys, and full of black and blue sky. After walking about five feet, you have reached the edge of the cliff. The cliff is like a wall, and the overlook is as deep as a hundred feet;

Walking to the left, it gradually becomes narrower, and it reaches the end of more than ten feet, blending into the mountain; it is exactly the same on the right side - holy shit! This is a dead end, there is no way out!

Observing carefully, he was located at the lower part of the mountainside. When the mountain tightened its belt, he accidentally left behind a section, as if it were carved out. This area is not very regular, like two long triangles spliced ​​into a flat triangle, about

An acre of land. The ancient tree required several people to hug it. Its roots penetrated into the mountain, its trunk tilted and twisted, and its crown covered most of the open space.

Avoiding the cover of the tree canopy, I looked up at the starry sky and looked for the Big Dipper. After identification, I found that I was in the east and the west was in front of me. My brain was spinning at a high speed. Could it be that Shizhu Mountain was Tianyue Mountain? I was now in Yuedong Mountain? Did I fall down? Or was I transported for thousands of years?

Caught by the old demon?

The cool breeze hit me, and I shivered. Delaying it will bring bad luck, and it is better to take action than to move your heart. Let's break off a branch first. It is worse than a weapon. Something is worse than nothing.

Climbing trees is his special skill. He put his hands on it, pushed the soles of his feet, and with a few clicks, he climbed to the branches of the tree. Three big branches stretched out into the distance, leaving a small platform in the middle, which was enough to lie down and sleep on. The small platform

Already above the valley, I felt the urge to urinate, so I took a dip down below and shook it left and right.

The big branches are still as thick as a hug. Climb one and continue climbing. The second-level branches are also as thick as thighs, so you can't use them without breaking them. Then continue climbing. With so many branches, there is always something that is convenient. Find one at the top that is as thick as a small arm, and the length is just right.

, gently broke it off, and it was broken. Hey! I have gained a lot of strength! I cleaned up the slender leaves and reluctantly threw them away. The stems and leaves were connected together, forming an apron and tied around my waist, covering my life and buttocks.

.I feel that the leaf costume is very cool and trendy, so I plucked many long leaves from the nearby branches, braided a string of them under my armpits and tied them on my chest.

The stick sword is ready, with one end blunt and the other pointed. It can stab anyone with enough pain. If the thousand-year-old demon refuses to accept it, give it a try. It won't hurt your heart, but it will also stab a bloody hole.

Recalling the moves, I got down from a tree and practiced in the open space. The thousand-year-old demon was not afraid to see it. Isn't it popular to show off muscles? I also showed off, maybe, they wouldn't dare to act rashly. Haha! If you want to eat me, there is no way.

Son!

Two quarters of an hour passed, and the thousand-year-old demon still hadn't come out of the cave. It was strange that practicing swordsmanship produced heat. It should be warm, but why was it cold again? It would be better to go to the tree and get some leaves to wear. To improve safety, I picked up some more leaves.

After picking up a handful of stones, the thousand-year-old demon came over and knocked out its teeth first. Without the teeth, see if it can eat it!

Put on two layers of leaf clothing, sit upright among the branches of a tree, close your eyes and start practicing the exercises. Gou Shiyun taught him the internal skills method, and Yu Yanzi also gave some instructions.

Jue says: when moving Qi, if it is deep, it will be stored, if it is stored, it will be stretched, if it is stretched, it will go down, and if it is down, it will be stable; when it is stable, it will sprout, if it sprouts, it will grow, if it grows, it will retreat, and if it retreats, it will be heaven; when the sky is on top, the earth is on the ground.

The pounding is below; if it goes along, you will live; if it goes against it, you will die.

He took a deep breath and sank into his Dantian. He suddenly felt full of breath, with heat waves rolling out and steam surging out. It hit each acupuncture point aggressively and fiercely, and the two channels of Ren and Du were knocked open. At the same time, a searing heat burned.

The internal organs and skin instantly fell into the ice cave. Hot and cold merged violently, and the insides swelled and were tightly squeezed - "Oh!" he yelled and fainted.

It was dawn. Uncle Qi opened his eyes, but did not see Han Shaer. He thought he had gone to relieve himself in the morning. Suddenly, he heard the scream and hurriedly flew out and jumped among the branches of the tree. After looking at his complexion, he understood, and stretched out his hands all over his body.

Pat it everywhere, put it back into a stone urn, pour spring water, sprinkle some pink medicine powder, stir, stir together, stop for a moment, and rub on Dangyang, Taiyang, Baihui, Fengchi and other acupoints

Knead and knead.

Han Shaer woke up leisurely and saw that he was standing in the stone urn, naked again. The water temperature was just right and the water was fragrant with fragrance. He thought that he was doomed and could not escape the fate of being eaten, so he was not afraid anymore and said: "Monster,

Come and eat me! I’ll suffocate you to death!”

"Who wants to eat you?" Qi Bo was surprised, "Who is the monster?"

"Huh! The seasonings are all mixed, don't put them in the pot!"

"Hehehe, hehehe..." Qi Bo couldn't stop laughing, "Little tree monster, come and listen!"


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