Qi Bo enlightened: "I ate three red fruits, remember?"
Han Shaer nodded. The three red fruits taste good. What does they have to do with the Qi of the Dantian? Doesn’t the ginseng fairy fruit work?
"Don't underestimate them!" Qi Bo continued, "They are caused by the light of the sky and the fire of the earth. Their power is so great that it is rare in the world. The energy contained in one fruit is beyond the reach of a centuries-old sword master! You have eaten too much, and I am too late.
Take one step and you will explode—bang! The fireworks scatter in all directions and disappear!"
How about not playing tricks on people like this? Han Shaer was agitated and shuddered, but the description of the God of Medicine made him super excited, darling! One fruit can surpass the skill of a centuries-old sword master. I ate three, then
It’s so awesome! It’s awesome, it’s awesome! Haha, the Tong Ren Tang Ghost Hand Yu Yanzi, the Sword King and the Sword Master, all are out of the question - holy shit! This is too powerful and terrifying!
Qi Bo saw his arrogance and said calmly: "Don't be happy too early! Once you have eaten the fruit, you will be on the verge of life and death. I, the old man, dare not guarantee it. I have compressed the original energy of the fruit into
In the Dantian - remember the whole body looks like a fireball, right? Remember to take a shower three times, right? That's considered under control. If you don't pay attention, it will explode - an explosion! What kind of inner-breaking skills can you practice when you get up early, and it makes my old man suffer twice?
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Be good! There are three packs of explosives tied to your body. It’s so scary! If you say it will be wiped out, it will be wiped out. Pull it down. It’s hard to save your life. Don’t play with it anymore. Just be honest and do it step by step! It’s a high-risk, high-yield thing.
, it’s better not to do it——
So, he said very seriously and carefully: "God of medicine, can't you melt it away? Leave a little, it will be enough."
"Hahaha..." Qi Bo looked up to the sky and laughed, "Destroy it? Are you sure?"
Han Shaer didn't dare to nod or shake his head. Who knew if there would be a greater danger if he melted.
"You're not greedy, that's good!" Qi Bo looked at it and asked funnyly: "God gave you ten thousand taels of gold, and you threw it into the sea?"
"That's not true! Idiot is not that prodigal and has endless money to spend. He can help others."
Qi Bo said: "In my old man's opinion, you are a prodigal! That fire ginseng fruit, even if a mortal tastes it, it will be a wishful thinking. The little tree monster has been looking at the ground and fantasizing for thousands of years. If you eat them all, it's a good thing for you to melt away!"
If you don’t waste your family, there will be no such people in the world!”
Darling! It’s so precious! Silly Han couldn’t bear to part with it, and said: “Silly, I thought wrong. I heard that you have great powers, and as long as you are always here, bang – nothing will happen!”
"You little slippery man, you're flattering me again!" Qi Bo scolded him with a smile, then changed the subject, "Don't think too much! If you can't do it yourself, no one can save you!"
"Don't worry, I will do my best!" Han Shaer patted his chest.
"Okay! Within two years, as I just said, you practice nine times a day, for a quarter of an hour each time, not more, not less, not a day wrong! Otherwise, if you live for a day, the energy in your Dantian will grow.
One point, and in the end there will be a bang - no trace! If you let it out too much, it won't work. Your joints, acupuncture points, limbs and bones will be crushed, your whole body will be paralyzed, and life will be worse than death!"
That's too alarmist! Han Shaer protested: "You're always cold, sometimes hot, sometimes alive, sometimes dead, like a see-saw, trying different ways to torture me! Well, as long as you're happy, that's fine."
Qi Bo said sternly: "If you don't believe me, just try it! What kind of torture are you doing? There is a saying in the book you read that it takes hard work and a hard work of one's body and mind, right? This is where you are! If you want to back off, you can do it in time!"
This old man’s temper is really hard to figure out, and he means serious when he says he is serious! Silly Han didn’t dare to be playful anymore, and solemnly prepared to express his determination again——
Hearing "I'm back", the old tree monster emerged from the cliff with a bulging bag behind it. The bag was emptied and filled with a stone table, including cherries, tomatoes, star fruit, pomegranates, pineapples, avocados and other fruits, as well as red potatoes and radishes.
Staple foods like nuts, and the most surprising thing, I got a jar of wine from nowhere.
"Little zebra, you are so capable! Oh, your crotch was not scratched by the stone, was it?" Han Shaer was depressed and deliberately teased him.
"Yeah! I told you, I am the old tree monster! Little monk, little bare buttocks!" The old tree monster really looked at his crotch.
Han Shaer was sincere when he praised his ability. Carrying weight up the cliff is really not easy! Qi Bo didn't take it seriously and just asked lightly: "Didn't you get any meat?"
The old tree said strangely: "You don't eat it, and I don't eat it either, so the little monk is a vegetarian too!" He winked at Silly Han and raised his eyebrows.
Taking revenge for personal gain! Han Shao'er waved his fist and was about to say a few words when Qi Bo said: "Red potatoes and boiled radishes, let's make do with it first! Go after you are full, and get half a bag of rice by the way - don't take it by force.
!" He said and handed over an ingot of gold.
The old tree monster Nuonuo agreed.
Over there, Han Shaer pulled out the cork of the wine, and a rich, fruity aroma of wine overflowed and filled the air.
"This is monkey wine!" the old tree monster proudly introduced.
Monkey wine, also known as hozen wine, is made by collecting mountain fruits for monkeys. If people want to get it, they often bring dishes, fruits and wine bottles, put them in the mountains, and then hide them nearby. When the monkeys see that the wine and food are ready, they want to enjoy them.
When there was no wine, he took the empty pot back to the cave, filled it with the wine he had stored, and went back to enjoy it. The people ran out and chased away the monkeys. The monkeys dispersed, and the people deceived the monkeys into drinking wine. The old tree monster did not need to deceive.
, pursues the principle of taking whatever you want, take whatever you want.
"Give the monkey something, preferably bananas and nuts, otherwise the monkey will trouble you sooner or later." Qi Bo warned.
"Yes, yes, I will not make an exception." The old tree monster agreed again.
"Little zebra, if you bully the hozen, be careful of their grandpa spanking you." Han Shaer took the opportunity to threaten. It was too boring to be with the two old men, and it was far too boring to play with Huohuo and Xiaopangdun.
The old tree said strangely: "I didn't bully you, little monk. A dog takes advantage of a mouse, and you are meddling in other people's business." The result of the quarrel was not good, so he stopped talking and went to work.
Silly Han didn't want to just sit back and enjoy the fruits of his labor, so he consciously added fuel to the fire and said: "Who said you haven't bullied me? Beat me nine hundred and ninety-nine times, little zebra, I will remember it! We have to pay this debt well.