Spring is warm and flowers are blooming, and the grass is growing and the orioles are flying. E'er and Han Shaer reluctantly say goodbye and follow the large army to migrate to the north.
After studying and exercising for a few days, Han Shaer kept feeling itchy and scratchy in his lower body. He avoided people during the day. When he went to pee in the south corner outside the cave, he lowered his head and looked carefully - well, he has a layer of furry stuff!
The golden color turned black. He hurriedly called to the old tree monster: "Little zebra, come quickly! A great discovery!"
The old tree monster loves and hates Han Shaer, but E'er usually ignores him. Little Ling'er's three sentences are thorny, and there is no other way. They have to be partners. Hearing this, he muttered and walked out: "Can you
What have you discovered? Let’s sell dog-skin plasters again!” He said that he was preparing medicine to cure his zebra lines, but it had no effect. It was just bragging and would not be taxed.
Han Shaer opened the waistband of his trousers and let him see: "Did you see clearly? You said you have a beard and are old. I have a beard here, am I older than you? Do you accept it?"
The old tree monster was so angry that he snorted: "No wonder Xiao Ling'er calls you stupid husband! Mine is a beard, and yours is hair, bird feathers! Even if you grow hair, you can show off, you are shameless!"
"Hey! Little zebra, who is so shameless? Do you have bird feathers? Let me see it too, let's compare." Han Shaer thought it was quite funny.
The old tree monster cultivated into a human form, and it didn't have all the fine parts and so on. The external strong man said: "It's boring! If you want to compare with me, you have to compare your lightness skills. Who can compete with you on that thing?"
Han Shaer stimulated him: "Don't you dare to compete? Are you ashamed of yourself?"
"What's the competition? I'll be the referee." Xiao Ling'er's voice sounded from far away to near.
Han Shaer was so frightened that he quickly tightened his belt and said with a smile: "Stay away, I won't have anything to do with you."
Xiao Ling'er turned over and pulled the other with one arm: "Let's go! You two are so sneaky and tell the truth to the God of Medicine!"
When the old tree monster was about to speak, Qi Bo waved his hand to stop him. After ordering him to avoid Xiao Ling'er, he smiled and said to Han Sha'er: "Congratulations! You were a little boy before, and you will be a little man in the future. In a few years,
, he will become a grown man."
Han Shaer suddenly realized, hey, this is a sign of growth! He said happily: "What do you mean, Shaer is already a man, and in the near future, he will be able to make his own way in the world."
"That's right!" Uncle Qi affirmed, then changed the topic, "But, after you have mastered medical skills, you still need to consolidate it for three years. During this period, you are not allowed to be sexually involved with women. Remember, remember!"
"What is a womanizer?" Han Shaer had a vague idea, "You always say you don't want to be with other girls, okay? Don't worry, I only like E'er and play around with Xiao Ling'er. We will avoid everyone else.
Let’s go.”
Qi Bo shook his head and smiled bitterly: "What should I say? Let's put it this way, don't have physical contact with girls - any girls!"
Han Shaer was in trouble. He understood that holding hands with E'er, kissing, and putting arms around Xiao Ling'er were considered skin-to-skin kisses, so he remained silent for a while.
Qi Bo had no choice but to explain his interests to him: "Silly boy, the Qi in your Dantian is already difficult to control. Now that you are beginning to become an adult, once you have physical contact with a woman, you will no longer be able to control it. The Qi in your Dantian surges out and rushes out.
It destroys your eight meridians and destroys a woman’s limbs and bones..."
Han Shaer was frightened and said hurriedly: "Stop talking, I will listen to you and never hold hands with E'er again. A fool can't harm E'er!" He looked tragic and resolute in giving up.
Qi Bo was puzzled: "Didn't Mr. Xuetang teach you the etiquette of Duke Zhou?"
Han Shaer replied: "I taught you the auspicious etiquette, the unlucky etiquette, the guest etiquette, the military etiquette, and the good etiquette."
Qi Bo asked: "What about the wedding in Jiali?"
Han Shaer replied: "I also teach it, commonly known as six rites, nacai, asking for names..."
Qi Bo asked again: "Where is Dunlun? Why did the seven wedding rites become six?"
Han Shaer was confused: "What are you talking about? Just the six etiquettes."