"If I ask you to be a messenger, you can reach thousands of miles away in the blink of an eye. Wouldn't you kill a flying pigeon to deliver the message in seconds?" Han Shaer said lightly.
Little Ling'er's eyes rolled around a few times, and she suddenly said: "Foolish Mr. Sir, I'm looking for you. You seem to be a cunning old man trying to trick me!"
Han Shaer smiled and said: "What can I do if I trick you? It's a small trick, sir, I have no interest in it."
Xiao Ling'er smiled and touched his shoulder: "Really? My husband, if you want to learn, Ling'er is willing to teach."
You must not lose your position due to your charm. Han Shaer sat upright and replied: "If you don't want to learn, you can't teach me even if you want to learn."
Xiao Ling'er held her chin and stared into his eyes: "Silly Mr. Master, are you hypocritical? Are you so thick-skinned? I admire you so much!"
Han Shaer reached out to slap his buttocks, but Xiao Ling'er giggled and dodged.
In the days that followed, in addition to practicing swordsmanship and playing chess in his spare time, he also secretly played the "Qi Men Dun Jia" formula. After practicing for more than two months, Han Shaer was able to escape nine feet away and dodge directly from the hole to the tree.
Qi Bo found out and told him that he could just play for fun, but never regard the "Qi Men Dun Jia" technique used by the roosters and dog thieves as serious knowledge, and Han Shaer Nuonuo agreed.
On weekdays, the old tree monster can go up and down, Qi Bo comes and goes without a trace, and little Ling'er can also go out for a while, only Han Shaer suffers. One night in the hot summer of June, little Ling'er finally agreed to take him secretly
He went out to play, but he was so happy that he was depressed for nine months.
Little Ling'er put her ears to her ears and recited the mantra silently three times together - she still went astray. Han Sha'er originally planned to go back to Shengquan Village for a look, but ended up near a pond in the unfamiliar southwest foothills.
Under the silver moonlight, Jing Yanggang came majestically! The girl Gou Buxue, dressed in fine clothes, also came riding a snow leopard! Just as Han Shaer was about to shout, Xiao Ling'er covered his mouth and pushed him down in the grass.
inside.
But when Jing Yanggang stopped lighting the fire to barbecue, Gou Buxue came towards the pond with the snow leopard. Behind the tree, she took off her skirt, plunged into the water, happily splashed, bathed, and swam... for two seconds
After the bell, Gou Buxue Hibiscus came out of the water, wrung out her hair, and let it dry. She was in a position opposite to Jing Yanggang, and in the same frame as Han Shaer and Xiao Ling'er. Every move she made fell into her eyes. Han Shaer
Han Shaer covered his eyes, but Xiao Ling'er opened them for him, bit his ear and said, "What are you pretending to do? Just watch if you want! You'd be stupid if your eyes are not full!" Han Shaer closed his eyes slightly and said, "What's there to see?
?We took a bath in the same tub, let’s see what you see!”
Suddenly, he saw the snow leopard slowly leaning closer, sniffing a few mouthfuls on the buttocks, sticking out his tongue, and licking it - Gou Buxue's body suddenly stiffened, he shuddered, and let out a scream that reached into the sky. Scream.
With the sound coming out, he took the gleaming sword in his hand, and the snow leopard's neck was almost broken into two sections at the same time, one was the leopard's head, and the other was the leopard's body.
"Sister Huo, what's wrong?" Jing Yanggang asked from a distance.
"It's no big deal! The snow leopard is dishonest, I'll kill it!" Gou Buxue responded with a blushing face, put on her clothes and left.
Jing Yang just said: "Just kill it, I'll catch another one tomorrow."
Han Shaer whispered: "Gou Buxue is even more violent and a little cold-blooded."
Xiao Ling'er said jokingly: "She's your wife-to-be. Congratulations, I'm lucky to have met a wild girlfriend!"
Han Shaer said: "You can't be gentle at all - come on, don't bother me, I only love E'er."