Guozi pretended to be confused and replied: "Senior Brother, thank you very much. Let's keep this in mind and take good care of our BMW in the future."
Old Hao took eight taels of silver and went down the mountain...
The four of them stumbled, were ridiculed, made fun of each other, stretched their waists, and returned to their lazy state, as if nothing had happened. When the children saw that they were tired, they were afraid of getting into trouble, so they stopped playing with them.
They all dispersed in twos and threes.
Han Shaer and Xiao Pangdun also left. It was too early to have lunch and too late to go to Jiannanmen. The two little ones murmured for a while and came up with a bad idea to go to Touer'ao to cause trouble.
There are more than 400 people in Quanxia Village. In addition to those who are on the run for food, those who are hiding from debts, officials and their families who have been assigned, there is also a small group who live in the depression in the southwest corner, commonly known as Tou'er'ao. Tou'er'ao is also called Bada'ao.
, eight families, eight surnames, more than 40 people. The men make a living by sliding doors, picking locks, and taking sheep. The locals call them thieves. However, the immigrant population in Quanxia Village is absolutely dominant, and people of all colors live together, forming a complex in Chang'an, the capital.
The general microclimate of the street is named after thieves. The thieves have an advantage. They only generate income in places outside Ziwu County and do not harm the local people. Therefore, no one reports them, and everyone understands them tacitly and lives in peace.
Men in Touer'ao go out to make a living, and women are not idle at home. When they visit, they will take with them a needle, a thread, a button... In short, they will never be valuable, and they will never be empty.
It is inevitable that he will be exposed and become disgraced. When the woman becomes angry, she invents a new method: stealing. The great advantage of stealing is that the male thief is not at home all year round. The person who steals is always careless and drops a few pieces of silver or
If some copper coins come, if the female thief is young and good-looking, some may even be carrying grain and actively ask to be stolen.
The male thieves are not surprised at all, and as time goes by, the habit becomes natural. An interesting phenomenon occurred in Touer'ao. When the male thieves come home, they knock on the door for a while, then walk away and walk around, and then officially
Entering the house - what are the laws of the imperial court and the teachings of Confucius and Mencius? Those who want to get rid of their weaklings should fill their bellies first.
This is a corner where the spring breeze cannot blow. The story that Jingdezhen told Jing Jiren and Jing Tangmu about the father-in-law helping his daughter-in-law happened in this corner. The daughter-in-law’s natal family was wiped out due to the plague. Even if she wanted to stand up straight,
, you must have a strong back! Moreover, your daughter-in-law has passed the test of her father-in-law and has become a popular general. Her father-in-law is an old thief. He is over 50 years old. He will never go home except to give money. He has old arms and legs.
, it is important to save your life. The old Tou'er's two "grandsons", one ten and one nine years old, neither study literature nor practice martial arts, maybe they are waiting to inherit the ancestral business.
The bad ideas of the two friends are related to these two "grandsons".
Xiao Pangdun borrowed two strong goats from the tenant's house, one for each person, and took them to Tou'er'ao ravine to play a ditch jumping competition. The two of them made straw whips out of straw, and drove them like horses, shouting and holding long reins.
Driving the goat to jump into the ditch. After jumping, it doesn't matter which one can jump further. It doesn't matter if you can't jump across. The ditch is shallow and you can't kill the goat.
Before the three games were over, Dog Hole and Wall Climber, who lived not far away, were attracted. They had no goats at home, only a black dog. They were having a great time watching the games. They were so greedy that they begged to play.
The little chubby boy refused and shouted louder, deliberately trying to make them greedy. It was boring to drill dog holes and climb walls, so he let the black dog jump up and down the ditch and proposed to take the dog to participate in the competition.
Little Fatty curled his lips: "Why don't you two hug a rooster?" Zhuigudong said, claiming to be a general, "Don't you dare to compete? You will definitely lose!" Little Fatty said: "Okay, you two wait, I will
Go home and lead the big wolfdog!" Han Shaer stopped him and said, "Let's just compete, going back and forth will delay things." But he announced the rules of the competition: In the first game, sheep and dogs compete, in the second game, people compete in long jump, the loser
One party, imitating his own father, but not imitating the other party, calls the other party father.
A black dog is better at jumping into a ditch than a goat. Han Shaer is young and fools are the best at learning. He has a winning chance of drilling into dog holes and climbing walls, so he happily agreed.
In the first game, as expected, Han Shaer and Xiao Pangdun lost. Han Shaer imitated Han Chunwang in taking pulse and prescribing medicine, and Xiao Pangdun imitated Jing Jiren in flipping through the account book and calculating the abacus. In the second game, it was unexpected.
When it comes to drilling into dog holes and climbing up walls, Han Shaer jumps the farthest, followed by Little Fatty. There are ruts in the front and back. When drilling into dog holes and climbing up walls, Han has to imitate his "daddy", clap his hands, and giggle. Han
Shaer and Little Fatty also clapped their hands and giggled.
"You two can't learn! Take advantage of us!" It's not stupid to go into a dog hole, so he hurriedly stopped it. Han Shaer said: "You two can't learn from each other! You two have so many bright minds, why do you only have sex?"
The head of the wall was unconvinced and said: "No hey hey - you two are capable, let's learn from it." Being praised for his bright brains, he forgot about Bei.