More than a dozen cows all started running at once, charging wildly. He Chunguang was unprepared. He was so panicked that he wanted to step on the brake pedal, but his foot slipped and he missed the step.
In this panic, it is easy for the hands and feet to become uncoordinated. When the feet are used hard, the hands are also used hard.
My hand was originally holding the accelerator, but with this twist, the accelerator went up.
The little three-wheeler was loaded from the side by Lao Niu again, causing it to roll over on the spot.
The car was not overturned yet. The tricycle simply flipped back and forth, and in the end all three wheels were turned upside down.
He Chunguang was pushed under the seat, his eyes dazed.
"Who the hell did I provoke!"
When he reacted, the cows had walked a few meters away, and he roared angrily, his eyes red with anger.
"Brother, are you okay?"
At this time, the cowherd came over and asked about it with concern.
"Do you think I'm a fine person? Damn!"
He Chunguang struggled to crawl out from under the tricycle.
When the cowherd saw that this man was about to come out and his attitude was so bad, he ran away and beat the cattle in front of him with a whip, for fear of getting into trouble.
"You fucking stop! My car overturned, and you just ran away like that? Sure enough, you don't have any good people in Zhoujiacun!"
He Chunguang got up from the ground angrily, patted the mud and cow dung on his body, and chased and scolded the cowherd who ran away.
But if someone is in a hurry to herd the cattle, don't argue with him, and he will disappear in a flash.
"What the hell!"
After touching the mud on his face, He Chunguang cursed and started to feel worried again.
Now it's completely useless.
The three wheels had overturned and he couldn't get it out by himself. He couldn't take any of the luggage on it either. It had just fallen to the ground and was stained with a lot of cow dung.
"It's bad luck! It's bad luck!"
He Chunguang had no choice but to walk to his friend's house.
Along the way, he couldn't figure out why things were so unsatisfactory today. He was simply unlucky for eight lifetimes!
When he arrived at his so-called brother's house, He Chunguang complained a lot. Naturally, the brother patted his chest and offered to help him get his car back.
But since we are already at the entrance of the village, there is no rush, just leave it there first, and it won’t be too late to go there after lunch.
He Chunguang thought about it. He had been tired all morning, so he should eat something first.
All in all, the two of them drank a few bottles of beer at noon and blew a huge cow pie. They were very happy.
While drinking, He Chunguang felt that his lower abdomen was a little bloated. It was obvious that he had drunk too much wine and he had to go to the toilet. So he put down the glass and said to his brother:
"Old Shen, I'm going to put some water in."
"Hey, you're still so screwed up, and you only have a few bottles!"
Lao Shen said disdainfully and glanced at the scattered wine bottles on the ground. Good guy, at noon, the two of them drank ten bottles, which is quite a lot.
"What the hell are you doing? I'm so strong. My mother-in-law was moaning a few days ago!"
He Chunguang was not convinced, so he drank some wine and talked about anything.
"Fuck, your mother-in-law was just pretending. When he and I were together, it was real..."
This old Shen is also a bad guy who has no bottom line in what he says and does, and he makes all kinds of jokes.
But He Chunguang didn't take it seriously. He waved his hands and spat before going out to the toilet.
Pushing open the dilapidated door and walking into the yard, He Chunguang felt that the sunshine at noon today was a bit dazzling, even a bit poisonous, and it hurt his body.
But he didn't care. His head was dizzy and he felt as if he had been hit with a sap. He thought it was just because of drinking, so he staggered to the toilet.
Lao Shen's family didn't have much money, so even if they renovated a large tile-roofed house, they probably used up all their savings, so the toilet in the corner of the yard is still a dry toilet.
The so-called dry toilet is to build a simple small house, dig a deep hole in it, more than one meter to two meters deep, and put two boards on it, so that people can squat on it to use the toilet.
What's under the board is a real wonder.
After all, He Chunguang is also a country boy, and he is not richer than Lao Shen, so he is accustomed to dry toilets.
He staggered in, untied his belt and prepared to release the water, his whole body was shaky.
Wow!
"Woo! Great!"
He Chunguang shivered, lifted up his trousers, and prepared to put on his belt and leave.
However, at this moment, he suddenly felt a throbbing pain between his eyebrows.
That kind of pain is not a stinging pain, nor is it a burning pain in the flesh, it is like someone took an awl, first put it between the eyebrows, and then hammered it in with a hammer!
Knock one by one!
"Fuck! What's going on!"
He Chunguang was extremely irritated by the pain and cursed his mother in anger.
"What the hell!"
He raised his hand to slap himself on the head, but his footing became unsteady and his shoes fell off along the wooden board.
It didn't matter that he had lost his shoes. The main reason was that he had no shoes and his feet slipped. He stepped on the place where he had released the water just now, and his whole body fell forward.
boom!
He Chunguang's head directly hit the wall of the dry toilet, making a buzzing sound. It was not over yet. His head was covered, and his hands and feet lost support, and his body fell straight into the deep pit of the dry toilet.
thump--
The pungent stench swept through He Chunguang's olfactory nerves.
"I'm so stupid, ahhhhhhhhhh!!"
…
Today is a good day, and something very interesting has spread in Zhoujia Village.
At Lao Shen Laizi's house in the east end of the village, a big living person fell into the toilet!
I heard it was He Chunguang from Yujiagou, the village next door.
When he got the news, Li Longtu was in the county seat, picking up Zhou Fu and Xiao Cuntou from the hospital.
Looking at the uncontrollable smiles on their faces, Li Longtu knew that the news had reached them.
"Brother Long Tu, look at He Chunguang, he is really miserable, hahahaha, he fell into the shithole! It's retribution, he deserves it!"
"Well, evil will be punished."
Li Longtu smiled and nodded, without much expression on his face as he continued to speak.
On the side, Zhou Zhoufu just smiled apologetically and didn't express any opinions, but he was thinking in his heart:
"Brother Cuntou, you are still too young. Isn't this obvious? Yesterday He Chunguang asked Cai Yu to stop our work, and something happened to him today. What coincidences are there in the world? You still don't know about Long Tu.
He has great abilities."
Of course, Zhou Fu would never say these words.
It's not that he has many thoughts, it's just that he knows how to save face for others.
This is where he is smarter than Xiao Cunpou.
Of course, these little thoughts of his could not escape Li Longtu's eyes.
You think I don't know?
It was me who made you think I didn’t know!
This wave, this wave is that you thought I was on the first floor and you were on the second floor. In fact, I made you think that I was on the first floor, but actually I was on the fifth floor.
Li Longtu smiled and shook his head, not thinking about this, and turned his head and said:
"Get in the car and go home."
"okay!"
The two of them said in unison and got on the car quickly.