The soldiers of the Ming Dynasty who were guarding the area looked puzzled when they heard Queen Yili's voice.
What does it mean to wait for her to go to the toilet?
Could it be that the Queen of the Empire on which the sun never sets cannot even go to the toilet by herself?
What they don't know is that in medieval Europe, aristocratic women wore very heavy and complicated clothes, so it was very difficult for them to go to the toilet.
Therefore, someone needs to serve her. To put it simply, she needs someone to help her get rid of her excrement and wipe it clean.
"kindness?
Why is there no one?
Why don't you come and serve me?"
Queen Yili waited for a long time, but no one came in.
She walked out of the house indifferently, but saw that there were only soldiers of the Ming Dynasty outside. The people of their empire, where the sun never sets, were too tired from being bumpy on the sea for several months, and they were all sleeping at this time.
Queen Yili pointed at the Ming Dynasty soldiers standing aside and said arrogantly: "You! Come here and help me go to the toilet!"
The soldiers of the Ming Dynasty were stunned, looked at Queen Yili with a complicated expression and asked: "You can't even go to the toilet?"
Queen Yili was furious and said angrily: "You! What is your attitude? I am the queen of the empire on which the sun never sets. It is your honor to serve me!"
"No! Let's not talk about whether it's an honor or not. We all know how to use the toilet, don't you?"
The soldiers of the Ming Dynasty asked again.
"You! You are so rude! Are all the servants of the Ming Dynasty so rude?
If you can't even serve the master to the toilet, then what do you do?"
Queen Yili said angrily.
"We are soldiers of the Ming Dynasty, so our duty is to go into battle and kill the enemy. Besides, our master is not a fool and knows how to use the toilet!"
The soldiers of the Ming Dynasty said coldly.
you!
Queen Yili was furious. At this time, Lin Fan came on horseback with his guards. From a distance, he saw Queen Yili arguing with the soldiers.
Tick tock!
The horses galloped over quickly. Lin Fan got off the horse, looked at Queen Yili and said: "You are the Queen Yili of the Empire where the sun never sets, right?
Hello, I am Lin Fan, the prince of the Ming Dynasty."
"What were you doing just now?
Why are you quarreling with Queen Eli?"
Lin Fan turned to look at the soldiers of the Ming Dynasty and asked.
"Reporting to His Royal Highness, she asked us to help her go to the toilet. We didn't know how to help someone go to the toilet, so we started to argue with her!"
A soldier said.
Forehead……
Lin Fan was speechless. He had almost forgotten that in medieval Europe, ladies almost always needed servants to serve them before they could go to the toilet.
"You are the prince of the Ming Dynasty! You are here to judge, why don't they help me go to the toilet!"
Queen Yili said coldly.
Forehead……
Lin Fan was even more speechless. Why does this Queen Yili seem to be mentally retarded?
At this time, Rost heard the sound and got up. When he saw Queen Yili getting angry here, he immediately came over and said, "My dear Queen, please calm down. This is the Ming Dynasty, not our empire on which the sun never sets."
"Who are you?"
Lin Fan looked at him and asked.
"Oh! I am the Council Minister of the Empire on which the Sun Never Sets. My name is Rost."
Rost said respectfully.
"Oh, your name is Rost. Tell your queen, in our Ming Dynasty, you need to go to the toilet to go to the toilet, and you can't urinate anywhere!"
Lin Fan said in a deep voice.
"What toilet?"
Queen Eli asked.
well!
Lin Fan sighed and really didn't know how to explain it, so he said: "Come with me, I will take you there!"
Lin Fan took Queen Yili to a toilet, pointed to a place where a little man in a skirt was painted, and said: "That's right there, and it's only for women. I'll find someone to guide you."
With that said, Lin Fan casually summoned a female soldier.
"Your Highness the Crown Prince!"
The female soldier came over and said respectfully.
"Just take Queen Eli to the toilet once and teach her how to use it."
Lin Fan said in a deep voice.
The female soldier accepted the order and turned around to leave. Lin Fan turned around and left directly. He wanted to inspect the port to see if there was anything wrong.
As for Queen Yili, it took less than an hour to use the toilet of the Ming Dynasty for the first time, and she was afraid that it would be difficult to get out of it.
Moreover, the clothes Queen Yili was wearing were too thick, and it would be very troublesome to take them off. Plus, they were sailing at sea, and they didn't take a shower for who knows how many days!
Lin Fan estimated that the female soldier would eventually have to help Queen Yili find a new set of clothes to wear...
well!
What a hassle!
I just want to sell a battleship quietly, why is it so difficult?
"Your Highness, there are one thousand and one warships parked here. Currently, one of them is almost decaying due to severe corrosion from sea water."
Someone saw Lin Fan inspecting and hurriedly ran over and said.
"kindness?
One of them was corroded by sea water?
How can this be!"
Lin Fan said coldly.
Although the warships docked here are all made of wood, the oil-coated anti-corrosion paint will never be damaged within three or four years, not to mention decades.
this……
When the man heard what Lin Fan said, he trembled instantly. Lin Fan realized something was wrong and said coldly: "Take me to the corroded battleship."
"This! Yes! Your Highness the Crown Prince!"
The man took Lin Fan to see the corroded battleship. As soon as he came to the battleship, Lin Fan saw that the battleship had been corroded to a terrible extent and could become silent at any time.
kindness?
Although Lin Fan didn't know much about shipbuilding, he could still see that the wood used to build the ship was definitely not new within a year. In other words, this ship was not a warship of the fleet.
Lin Fan said coldly: "Asshole! This ship is not a warship of the fleet at all! How dare you deceive this prince? Come on! Pull him out and beat him to death!"
"This! Your Highness, please spare your life. This is indeed our battleship. I didn't lie to you!"
The man said hurriedly.
"Haha! Do you dare to say it again?
There are large engines inside the battleships. If they were corroded like this, they would have sunk long ago!"
Lin Fan said with a sneer.
These people are really becoming more and more courageous, and they actually dare to think about warships!
"Your Highness, I really don't dare to think about battleships! It's just that when these battleships were delivered, they turned out like this!"
"The villain is just in charge of taking care of it. I learned that you are going to start selling warships. I am also worried that His Royal Highness will lose face in overseas countries, so I told you!"
"Please, His Majesty the Crown Prince, please forgive me!"
The man knelt on the ground and kept begging for mercy.
Lin Fan's face was cold, and he knew without thinking that this matter must have something to do with those from the Ministry of War.
hehe!
How bold are you? How harsh have you been to them? How dare you do something behind their backs? Wherever these battleships are sold, I will get them back!