Chongzhen looked at Queen Zhou in confusion and asked.
"Your Majesty, if something serious goes wrong, then Lin Fan is going to my father's mansion, probably to ransack the house! The last time your Majesty raised funds for donations, my father spent all his family property and gave out twelve thousand taels of silver, which is more than a hundred taels of silver.
The total of the officials is even more!"
"Please, Your Majesty, please save my father."
Queen Zhou cried and said.
First her son disappeared, and now her father was targeted by the evil star Lin Fan. She felt miserable in her heart!
When Chongzhen heard what Empress Zhou said, he frowned and said, "I will go to the Zhou Mansion with you right now," but he felt secretly happy in his heart.
Everyone in the capital didn't know that his father-in-law, Zhou Kui, was rich. He raised donations by himself, and even asked him to take the lead in donating a hundred thousand taels. He was unwilling to do so. Now that he was targeted by his own son, he totally deserved it!
"Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Your Majesty!"
Empress Zhou cried and said, and hurriedly took Emperor Chongzhen out of the palace to the Zhou Mansion.
In the evening, Lin Fan brought two thousand tigers and leopards to the Zhou Mansion. Because there were only ten thousand Jin Yiwei left, and the White Tiger Division was now under Chongzhen's control, he couldn't do anything with the Jin Yiwei, so he
I brought tigers and leopards with me.
Two thousand people, one thousand surrounded the Zhou Mansion, and the other thousand followed Lin Fan into the Zhou Mansion.
"Oh! Your Majesty, save me. This Lin Fan really wants to harm me. He actually brought so many people here, and they are all riding tigers and leopards!"
When Zhou Kui saw the Tiger and Leopard Cavalry, he was so frightened that he hid behind Emperor Chongzhen.
Chongzhen saw Lin Fan and said in a deep voice: "Lin Fan, what do you mean by bringing so many people here?
Don’t scare the national war."
When Lin Fan saw Emperor Chongzhen and Empress Zhou were there, he knew that these were the reinforcements invited by Zhou Kui. However, whoever you invite today, old boy, I will also search your home.
"Ahem! Your Majesty, your Majesty, the Queen, Lin Fan!"
"I came here this time because I have an appointment with Jiading Bo and want to drink with him. As for why I brought so many tiger and leopard cavalry, it is purely for safety reasons!"
Lin Fan said in a deep voice.
"For safety reasons?
Who doesn't know that you are brave and good at fighting? Who is your opponent in this capital?"
Zhou Kui said coldly.
"Alas! As the saying goes, it's easy to hide with open guns, but hard to guard against hidden arrows. What if someone surrounds me and kills me? I brought several jars of good burning knives today!"
"Uncle Jiading, don't you want to have a taste?
Your Majesty, you have lived in the palace for a long time, and you must have never drunk such a strong bar, so we just want to have a drink together today."
Lin Fan sighed, then asked someone to bring over a dozen jars to burn knives and said.
"Damn it! This old guy is really cautious. I just want to come to your house to find some money. You are afraid of being like this and even invited His Majesty!"
"No matter what, you are also His Majesty's father-in-law, can I still kill you?
However, today we are drinking here, and the tiger and leopard are searching for money. After I leave, I will definitely make you cry without tears!"
Lin Fan thought in his heart.
When Chongzhen heard Lin Fan's thoughts, his eyes widened. His son was really a sinister person, but he felt relieved in his heart.
In any case, his son still knows some sense of propriety. Today, even if he doesn't come, he will not kill the queen's father.
"Oh! Do you want to burn the knife?
I have heard of this kind of wine, but all the ministers in the court said that this kind of wine is despicable and not something I can drink!"
Chongzhen said in a deep voice.
"Your Majesty, this wine tastes extremely bad. You are of high status and cannot drink it!"
Zhou Kui advised.
Lin Fan said in a deep voice: "What's the distinction between noble and noble status, and what's the distinction between high and low food?"
You are an ordinary citizen and you still want to eat steamed buns, and your Majesty, you also want to eat steamed buns!"
"So, the same goes for this drink. The most important thing about burning a knife is the spicy taste. Your Majesty, give it a try."
Lin Fan said, opened the wine jar and poured a large bowl full for Chongzhen. Chongzhen picked up the bowl, hesitated for a moment and drank it in one gulp.
Instantly, that spicy feeling filled his throat. Lin Fan hurriedly asked someone to bring the prepared pig head meat and said, "Your Majesty, eat some pig head meat quickly."
"kindness?
Pork head meat?”
Chongzhen asked, looking at the pork head on the plate in confusion.
"You bastard! This is a pig, not a pig! Your Majesty, this Lin Fan is clearly scolding you!"
Zhou Kui said coldly.
Queen Zhou also said: "This pig has a similar surname to His Majesty. In this Ming Dynasty, who dares to say that a pig is a pig?"
Lin Fan, you are so courageous!"
"Alas! Those who achieve great things don't stick to trivial matters. Emperor Taizu never said that people are not allowed to call them pigs. All of this is promoted by some thoughtful people!"
"Your Majesty, as a monarch, how can you care about these things with the people?
This pig is just a name. Could it be that His Majesty is so overbearing that he doesn't even allow others to use his name at will?"
Lin Fan said in a deep voice.
Empress Zhou and Zhou Kui wanted to say something else, but Chongzhen waved his hand to shut them up, then picked up a large piece of pork head meat with his chopsticks and ate it.
Instantly, the aroma of the pig head meat combined with the spicy taste of the roasted knife gave him a feeling of pleasure that he had never experienced before.
"Okay! Great! I didn't expect that the pork head meat and the roasted knife would be so delicious!"
Chongzhen said with great joy.
Empress Zhou and Zhou Kui were both dumbfounded. They didn't expect that Chongzhen, as the emperor, actually ate pig head meat, which was a low-grade meat, and also drank Shao Knife.
"His Majesty!"
The two of them exclaimed.
Chongzhen said: "Lin Fan is right. Many of the things I did before were wrong. As the saying goes, water can carry a boat and also capsize it. People are water!"
"I should really think from the perspective of the common people. If I had realized this earlier, the Ming Dynasty would not have reached this stage!"
As Chongzhen spoke, two lines of clear tears flowed from his eyes.
Lin Fan was speechless in his heart: "Oh! This old man is famous for being stubborn. How come he listens to advice so much today, taking a sip of wine and a mouthful of pork head, and yet he actually understands this truth!"
"No, if this old man becomes a wise king, how long will it take for me to take over the throne? I can't teach him how to behave in the future. It's best to praise him as a foolish king! This way I can rebel!"
Forehead……
Hearing Lin Fan's thoughts, Chongzhen raised his foot and gave Lin Fan a kick. This kick stunned Lin Fan: "Your Majesty, what are you doing?"
"Shit! This old bastard dares to kick me. Do you think you are my father and I can always tolerate you?"
Just wait, I will deal with you sooner or later!"
Lin Fan cursed in his heart.
Chongzhen became even more angry and raised his leg to kick Lin Fan again. This time, Lin Fan decisively took a few steps back, allowing Chongzhen to miss the kick and almost fell to the ground.