"Fuck, if you don't give me money for fortune telling, you'll have nothing to show for your karma, and you'll get misfortune... I'll be unlucky too, so stop nagging and go the hell away!" Huang Tianxiang stamped his feet angrily.
I specifically asked Zhang Tiezhu to collect the money, but this guy even forgot about it!
"Good Luck?!"
Upon hearing this, Zhang Tiezhu suddenly became anxious.
He doesn't understand the meaning of cause and effect, but pushing luck means pushing ideas... This can't be done!
Zhang Tiezhu didn't even have time to put on his cotton-padded jacket, so he ran out!
...
"Sister, don't worry. This guy of mine looks tough, but he's reliable at work." Zhou Zheng smiled and shook his arms as he walked, looking very arrogant.
"Yeah, I understand, brother." Fang Fang nodded.
"Zhou Zheng..." At this moment, Zhang Tiezhu's voice came from behind them.
The brother and sister were stunned for a moment, then turned to look...
I saw Zhang Tiezhu chasing after me like he was riding a hot wheel!
"What's wrong?!" Zhou Zheng was stunned.
Fang Fang was also stunned at the side.
"Huh huh..." Zhang Tiezhu caught up with the two of them, panting from exhaustion, clutching his stomach and losing his breath: "Gua Qian, give me Gua Qian..."
Zhou Zheng: "..."
Fang Fang: "..."
"Fuck, what did I think it was?" Zhou Zheng cursed: "How much do you want?"
"Whatever, just give it to me." Zhang Tiezhu took a deep breath again and cursed: "What the hell, if you don't give me any ideas for hexagram money, give it to me quickly."
"Okay." Zhou Zheng took out two one-dollar coins from his pocket and handed them to Zhang Tiezhu: "Take them."
"...Fuck, you bitch!" Zhang Tiezhu cursed and took the two dollars and threw them into his pocket.
"Hahaha... Who among us is leaving with whom?" Zhou Zheng turned around and left with Fang Fang.
Zhang Tiezhu sighed, turned around and went home.
...
"Caught up?"
"Caught up."
"Okay." Huang Tianxiang nodded with satisfaction: "How much did you pay?"
"...Two dollars."
"How much?!" Huang Tianxiang was stunned.
"Two pieces!"
Huang Tianxiang: "..."
Wu Xiaocui: "..."
"Fuck... I spent so much effort and just gave him two dollars!" Huang Tianxiang stamped his feet angrily, smoke rising from his orifices.
Two dollars!!
This is a great shame and humiliation!
Zhang Tiezhu sighed, he was also helpless, but what else could he say?!
Zhou Zheng’s bitch is so virtuous!
Wearing a fake mink and a fake gold chain, but looking just like him.
"Damn it, damn it!" Huang Tianxiang was furious, feeling that he had been underestimated.
...
Before evening.
Zhou Zheng and Fang Fang came, bringing the eggs, roast chicken, red paper and fruits that Zhang Tiezhu mentioned.
Huang Tianxiang was lying on the bed glumly, while Wu Xiaocui was beating his legs.
"Bold, what time will it be done?" Zhou Zheng asked carelessly.
"I don't know, let me ask." Zhang Tiezhu looked around...
But he couldn't see anything at all, and Huang Tianxiang was so angry that he no longer possessed him.
"What time is it?" Zhou Zheng asked again.
"Uh... let's wait a minute." Zhang Tiezhu scratched his head, knowing that Huang Tianxiang was angry.
Huang Tianxiang has been scolding Zhou Zheng all day long!
"Okay, I can rest assured that you can handle the matter." Zhou Zheng said cheerfully.
Fang Fang stood aside awkwardly. She also felt that the 2 yuan given was too little.
After following Zhou Zheng to leave, she specifically asked about this matter... Zhou Zheng told her that she didn't need to worry about it, he and Zhu Zhu were buddies, so it was fine!
The Green Snake Immortal who was following Fang Fang sighed, walked to the kang, clasped his fists and bowed: "Brother Huang, I'm sorry..."
"Oh... forget it, it's okay." Huang Tianxiang sighed, then sat up from the bed and floated to Zhang Tiezhu to possess him.
"Ha~~~~Ow~~~~" Zhang Tiezhu yawned again on the spot, falling into a state of tears, runny nose, and heavy breathing.
Zhang Tiezhu knew that he was possessed by Huang Tianxiang, so he immediately sat on the edge of the kang, his legs shaking.
"Wait an hour later for the moon to come out, and then invite the immortal... put the fruits, roasted chicken, and eggs on the table..." Zhang Tiezhu slowly said what Huang Tianxiang told him.
Zhou Zheng and Fang Fang quickly agreed... and set it up on the spot.
"Ha~~~I owe~~~~" Zhang Tiezhu yawned again, and then Huang Tianxiang left his body.
He hurriedly wiped his nose to prevent the snot from running into his mouth again: "Okay, let's do it as Brother Huang said."
Several people placed fruits, eggs, and roast chicken on the table.
Two hours later...
The bright moon rose in the sky, and it was the time Huang Tianxiang said.
Huang Tianxiang possessed Zhang Tiezhu again and told him how to do it...
The process is somewhat similar to how Lao Wangtou gave him the alley, but the difference is...
Fang Fang doesn’t need to worship the Seven Stars!
Because the Green Snake Fairy doesn't need Fang Fang to come out to see the doctor, she just needs to worship it.
Zhang Tiezhu also asked Huang Tianxiang, if he did not worship the Seven Stars, would Fang Fang be able to reincarnate normally after death?
This is Zhou Zheng's sister, and Zhang Tiezhu feels that such important matters as love and reason must be explained clearly in advance.
Huang Tianxiang told Zhang Tiezhu not to worry, it would be fine if he didn't worship the Seven Stars, everything was normal.
Then Zhang Tiezhu lit 13 incense sticks on the incense burner according to Huang Tianxiang's request.
The extra incense stick... Huang Tianxiang told him that it was for the Green Snake Fairy who followed Fang Fang!
"Bold, what should you do next?" Zhou Zheng asked.
"Hmm..." Zhang Tiezhu thought for a while: "The next step is to ask an immortal to possess you!"
Zhang Tiezhu asked Fang Fang to sit on the stool as Huang Tianxiang said.
Fang Fang and Zhang Tiezhu are in different situations...
When Lao Wangtou was working with Zhang Tiezhu, Zhang Tiezhu needed to wear a red cloth on his head, but Fang Fang didn't need it.
First of all, Fang Fang is a woman... her body type is Yin, so she is more likely to be possessed.
This is also the reason why most ghosts possess women.
Secondly... Green Snake Fairy has been with Fang Fang for three years, during which time she fell asleep every night, so it was easy for Fang Fang to talk to her.
Fang Fang sat on the stool. After a while, her body twisted uncontrollably!
That's right...it's just twisting!
When Zhang Tiezhu was possessed, he shook his legs, shed tears, and yawned.
But Fang Fang was twisting, and the amplitude was very large, just like a dancer.
"Bold, will my sister be okay?" Zhou Zheng asked in a low voice.
"No...no way." Zhang Tiezhu actually didn't know what he was doing. After all, this was his first time, but what could he say?!
At this time...the green snake fairy had already possessed Fang Fang.