Lao Wangtou lost his temper, then clapped his hands and left from the stove.
He walked to the table, picked up a cigarette, lit it, and started smoking.
Zhang Tiezhu was stunned for a moment and said nothing.
Liu Dacheng didn't speak either, but a look of awe appeared on his face!
Lao Wangtou smoked for more than ten seconds, more than half of the cigarette was smoked.
He was a little puzzled and looked at Zhang Tiezhu.
"Aren't you going to ask further?"
Lao Wangtou's face was full of surprise, and he glanced at Liu Dacheng, who was standing in awe.
I'm very confused as to why this guy has this expression?
"Uh...are you Lao Wangtou?" Zhang Tiezhu asked tentatively in a low voice.
"No, what else?"
Lao Wangtou was startled when asked.
"I... thought you were possessed by the old immortal!" Zhang Tiezhu said blankly.
Liu Dacheng on the side wiped his face and came to his senses: "Not possessed?"
"I'll join you two grandmas!"
Lao Wangtou cursed angrily.
"Then why did you pump so fast just now?!" Liu Dacheng spoke first.
This is what Zhang Tiezhu wanted to ask.
It's just that his mind is a bit dull now and he is not very easy to use. Liu Dacheng asked him first.
"I...I've made it a habit!"
Lao Wangtou was out of breath and his face turned red.
"Uh... used to it?"
"Nonsense." Old Wang curled his lips, thought for a while, and explained: "When the old immortal was in the upper body, the body's orifices sometimes couldn't be tied tightly. At that time, people were still conscious, and their brains could think normally, but their hands and feet only moved.
No, it’s just that my mouth doesn’t obey my command.”
"I just developed this habit slowly. I am anxious to smoke and drink."
Hearing what Lao Wangtou said, Zhang Tiezhu and Liu Dacheng nodded slowly.
I finally understand the reason for this.
"Hmph." Lao Wangtou snorted coldly and continued to smoke the half cigarette in his hand.
The habit of fortune telling.
They always open their mouths and say half a sentence, waiting for the pilgrims to ask questions.
If the other party doesn't ask, the fortune teller won't even bother to tell.
Some do it because they want to show off, while others find it troublesome.
"Old Wangtou, what did you mean when you said that the man named Li wanted to kill me?" Zhang Tiezhu asked quickly.
"Well..." Lao Wangtou glanced at him, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, and stepped on it twice.
Zhang Tiezhu stared at Lao Wangtou very seriously.
Want to see what he says.
Unexpectedly, Lao Wangtou suddenly said: "You first give me the money for the divination in the morning."
"???"
"What?"
Zhang Tiezhu was stunned.
Liu Dacheng was also stunned when he heard this.
Gua Qian?
"I lit incense for you this morning to see a doctor, but you ran away without paying me. Have you forgotten?!" Lao Wangtou said angrily, gritting his teeth when he mentioned this.
"Uh...you, you have such a good memory." Zhang Tiezhu held it in for a long time before saying this.
Then he reached into his trouser pocket, took out 20 yuan and handed it to Lao Wangtou.
Lao Wangtou took the money without politeness, and then nodded with satisfaction: "I almost got you tricked again."
"How did I trick you?" Zhang Tiezhu said dissatisfied.
He thought Lao Wang was too stingy.
He didn't give me any money for fortune telling in the morning, but he always remembered this little thing!
Liu Dacheng on the side calmed down and finally understood what happened.
"How dare you tell your fortune without giving me money?"
"..."
"Why didn't I give you the money? I forgot, I forgot!"
How could Zhang Tiezhu admit that he had defaulted on his debt?
Shame on you!
Liu Dacheng curled his lips and said nothing.
Lao Wangtou glanced at the two of them, sighed and said, "Is there a bearded ghost who wants you to recognize him as your godfather?"
"Yep!"
Zhang Tiezhu looked at Lao Wangtou and nodded wildly.
He didn't tell Lao Wangtou about this either.
How did the other party know?
God!
If you say something else.
Zhang Tiezhu would also wonder if Lao Wangtou was deceiving him.
But there was a bearded ghost who wanted to adopt him as his godson.
Most people would never guess this kind of thing.
"Are you kneeling?"
"not yet......"
"That's good." Lao Wangtou nodded: "If you admit it, your good days will probably come to an end."
"Why...why?"
Zhang Tiezhu didn't understand what this sentence meant.
"Why?" Lao Wangtou said happily: "Have you ever heard of a living person recognizing a ghost as his godfather?"
"No...no."
Zhang Tiezhu shook his head, as did Liu Dacheng beside him.
The older generation in rural areas have a saying that children have external illnesses when they are young.
Some said they came from the sky and had to be taken away, while others said they were light-weight and difficult to feed.
In such a family, the older generation will find a way to marry an old tree.
The common saying is to recognize your godmother and ask for asylum.
Everything has its spirit, even the old trees.
Even if some old trees are cut down, they will still bleed.
Wudaogou where Zhang Tiezhu lives is the Forestry Bureau, and he has heard of this kind of thing before.
"That's alright. It's not impossible to marry a ghost... It just depends on the character of the other party. That bearded man did many evil things during his lifetime. After death, he is not eligible for reincarnation. The underworld will not accept him. He can only practice Taoism.
Go ahead and accumulate merit."
"If you accept him as your godfather, he will be able to pursue you openly."
"When the time comes, even if the judge from the underworld comes, they will still be justified, do you understand?"
Lao Wangtou looked at Zhang Tiezhu seriously.
"Uh... I didn't understand much of the rest." Zhang Tiezhu scratched his head.
There was some conflict with what Lao Wangtou said just now.
There is such a thing as recognizing a ghost and having sex... first ask yourself if you have ever done it.
Then he said it was possible.
Zhang Tiezhu was confused after hearing this.
"Gua Wazi, you know that if you accept that bearded guy as your godfather, you will be ruined. He will always pester you... Do you understand?" Old Wangtou said angrily.
"So, I understand!"
Zhang Tiezhu nodded repeatedly.
Even though I say this, in fact there are still many things that I don’t understand.
But his mind is very confused now.
I originally wanted to deal with the yellow guy, but why did I get involved with the bearded ghost?
"Old Wangtou, am I okay?" Zhang Tiezhu asked tentatively.
He had a strange feeling.
When he was at Li Changchun's house, he felt a little depressed and heavy.
But in Lao Wangtou's house, I felt relaxed and spoke more freely.
This feeling is very strange.
Zhang Tiezhu didn't know why.
"You'll be fine if you don't acknowledge your relationship." Lao Wangtou said calmly.
The underworld also has rules, otherwise the world would have been in chaos.
"As long as it's okay... What about Lao Wangtou and Huangpizi? How to deal with it?" Zhang Tiezhu asked hurriedly.
"Deal with it?"
When Lao Wang heard this, he was very happy and glanced at an empty space behind Zhang Tiezhu.