"Hu brother Ma, I am very pleased that you are thoughtful."
Huang Tianxiang stuffed a mouthful of chicken drumsticks into his mouth, said while chewing, and nodded with great satisfaction.
"Don't use the word "tiger", damn it!" Zhang Tiezhu cursed angrily.
Huang Tianxiang was not angry either. He was very happy to be able to eat the feast prepared by his brother Ma.
There is quite a sense of achievement and pride!
"No...can't you use suction?" Zhang Tiezhu said in surprise. He looked at the roast chicken and almost half of it was gone.
"Yes, I can."
"Then why don't you smoke?" Zhang Tiezhu asked in surprise.
"I don't like it." Huang Tianxiang picked up the whole roast chicken, took a bite of the chicken butt, and said calmly: "How delicious it is to eat like this!"
"...It seems to make sense." Zhang Tiezhu nodded, feeling that he had made a loss.
People make offerings to immortals, but in the end they are offerings to humans for consumption...
As a result, when it came to Zhang Tiezhu, Huang Tianxiang was not polite at all.
Wu Xiaocui stood aside weakly, also wanting to take a bite, but probably... there was no chance.
Huang Tianxiang ate very quickly. After a while, all the bones of a roast chicken were left. He burped, then picked up the pig head meat and gnawed it!
"It tastes pretty good..." Huang Tianxiang gnawed happily, his mouth full of oil.
Zhang Tiezhu estimated that this guy's appetite was greater than his own.
Zhang Tiezhu glanced at Wu Xiaocui and shook his head silently... I guess she didn't get a share of the pig head meat either.
"Hiccup... I'm full, Tiger Brother Ma, you did a good job, I will give you more laps to work in the future!" Huang Tianxiang wiped the oil from his mouth, and there was still half a pig's head left.
, it weighed about a pound, and then it patted its butt and left.
...
Next door, Widow Wang’s house.
"Hahaha...Zhang Biaozi is probably going to be pissed to death!" The little girl laughed happily. Whenever Zhang Tiezhu and Huang Tianxiang meet, the scene will definitely be very interesting.
"Don't curse..."
"I'm just telling the truth..."
They all knew that Zhang Tiezhu bought roast chicken and pork head to treat Huang Tianxiang to dinner and took Miao Fu in.
...
"Damn...this bastard!" Zhang Tiezhu cursed angrily, thinking that now that he had money, he would buy Huang Tianxiang a roast chicken to satisfy his craving, but he didn't have a single good word to say after he arrived.
All that was left of the roasted chicken was the bones, and half of the pork head was left, with Huang Tianxiang’s teeth marks on it!
"Sister Wu, do you want to eat it?" Zhang Tiezhu picked up the pork head and looked at Wu Xiaocui.
"Don't eat it!" Wu Xiaocui turned her head away with a look of disgust.
"Oh... what a chicken thief!" Zhang Tiezhu was very angry. He looked at Huang Tianxiang's waiter, and then... stretched out his hand to play the red waiter, and his head went crazy...
.
Don’t tell me, it feels pretty cool!
Wu Xiaocui: "..."
Zhang Tiezhu glanced at the pig head meat, he also had a look of disgust, and then took the pig head meat to the kitchen.
At this time, Miao Fu was standing in front of the stove pit, holding a frying spoon in his hand and looking at the fire with a serious face.
In the pot, the aroma of stewed meat overflows...
Zhang Tiezhu nodded with satisfaction: "Unexpectedly, your craftsmanship is really good."
"It's my honor to serve Brother Zhuzi!" Miao Fu said with a smile. The ghost was under the eaves, so he had to bow his head!
"Very good, I won't beat you at noon." Zhang Tiezhu smiled and nodded.
"...Thank you, Brother Zhuzhu!" Miao Fu said with an embarrassed smile, thinking that this guy really planned to hit himself three times a day!
Then Zhang Tiezhu took the pig head to the vegetable pile, picked up the butcher's knife, and carefully cut off the area where Huang Tianxiang's tooth marks were left.
Although the cutting was completed, Zhang Tiezhu still felt nauseous...
"Damn it, it's all because the chicken thief looks so disgusting when he eats it!" Zhang Tiezhu said angrily.
The pig head meat was clean, but because he saw Huang Tianxiang grabbing it and eating it, he lost his appetite.
It would be such a waste to give it to a little black dog...
Then just give it to someone who didn’t see Huang Tianxiang holding the pork head.
Zhang Tiezhu put the pig head meat in a plastic bag, then he went out and went directly to the next door...
"咚""咚""咚"
After a while, Widow Wang opened the courtyard door.
"Zhuzi, why are you here?"
"Sister Wang, I bought you some pig head meat to try!" Zhang Tiezhu lifted the pig head meat and shook it, revealing his white teeth.
"...Get out!" Widow Wang's face turned dark immediately and she cursed angrily.
Zhang Tiezhu: "...Why are you scolding me?!"
Zhang Tiezhu was puzzled. He kindly sent the meat, why did Widow Wang scold him?!
Widow Wang: “…”
She couldn't help but cursed!
The main reason is that Zhang Tiezhu's behavior is so stupid. Huang Tianxiang cut off the leftover teeth and gave it to her, thinking who she is!
Zhang Tiezhu kept staring at Widow Wang, thinking she was weird...
"Don't you know I want to lose weight? How can I eat such fat meat?" Widow Wang said angrily.
"Uh... Is this the case?" Zhang Tiezhu was surprised, then looked at Widow Wang from top to bottom, and nodded sincerely: "She is a little fat."
Widow Wang: "...Get out!"
"boom"
Widow Wang immediately slammed the courtyard door shut!
Zhang Tiezhu was alone in the cold wind and disheveled. He kindly offered meat, but he was scolded in the end!
"Bad luck!" Zhang Tiezhu's good mood after earning 5,000 yuan was suddenly wiped out by Huang Tianxiang and Widow Wang.
He decided to go home and beat up Miao Fu to vent his anger.
...
"This naughty boy went too far. He even gave you the meat that Huang Tianxiang had eaten!" the little girl said angrily.
"That's right, this bastard dares to call me fat!" Widow Wang said viciously.
The two of them share the same hatred!
Zhang Tiezhu had no idea that he had given Huang Tianxiang the meat to eat, but Widow Wang would know clearly.
...
"Brother Zhuzi, are you satisfied with the taste?" Miao Fu said with a smile.
Zhang Tiezhu sat at the table, tasting the fragrant stew...
"It tastes pretty good..." Zhang Tiezhu nodded, Miao Fu's cooking was even better than his cooking.
"Hehe...Thank you for the compliment, Brother Zhuzhu." Miao Fu said with a smile.
"Where's the rice?" Zhang Tiezhu looked at Miao Fu.
"meal?"
"Nonsense, rice!"
"...You didn't let me cook rice!"
"Fuck...how can I eat without rice!" Zhang Tiezhu angrily slammed down the table, frightening Miao Fu.
"Brother Zhuzi, I was wrong!"
"It's late, Sister Wu, I'll take care of you!"
"okay!"
"don't want!"
"Pa" "Pa" "Pa"......
"ah......!"
Miao Fu screamed miserably and was beaten severely again!